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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Read more on the news defender @VirgilvDijk has signed a new deal with #SaintsFC until 2022: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qdh5

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Six more years! :heart: #saintsfc http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/728918446256295936/photo/1

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We’re delighted to announce defender @VirgilvDijk has signed a new six-year contract with #SaintsFC! https://grabyo.com/g/v/yB3n7PQCPJB

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

“I’m so happy!” We spoke to a delighted @VirgilvDijk after he signed his new six-year contract at #SaintsFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/Tkkotu41t7R

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Virgil van Dijk has signed a new six-year deal at #SAINTSFC just eight months after joining http://bbc.in/1WeVb4q https://t.co/oz7lMWS9a8

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 13:10:11

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’re delighted to announce defender @VirgilvDijk has signed a new six-year contract with #SaintsFC! https://grabyo.com/g/v/yB3n7PQCPJBan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Six more years! :heart: #saintsfc http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/728918446256295936/photo/1an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Bullmeistersfc @glennvardy I can think what I want to think. You are letting the severity of the gash cloud your judgement. Ok to disagree.8 minutes ago |
| K @nicetrainers | Mike Dean has the ability to make you want a team to win, after originally wanting them to lose9 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Hope it’s not a serious injury to Gaston obviously. #saintsfc12 minutes ago |
| Chris No @chrs00 | Yeah next time you voice an opinion I don’t necessarily agree with, I’ll tweet you a picture of a hole in someone’s leg too.15 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | History made today. Virgil van Dijk is the first player in #saintsfc 131 year history to sign a 6 year contract. https://t.co/5zFqLhzCCy15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Great work by the Cank Street Galley #dillyding #dillydong https://t.co/3KLTUOoudz16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | “I’m so happy!” We spoke to a delighted @VirgilvDijk after he signed his new six-year contract at #SaintsFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/Tkkotu41t7R42 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Poor Gaston has been stretchered off and Stephen’s has been sent off for the tackle. Here is the injury… #Saintsfc https://t.co/vd1wBBBg4b16 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @pointingsaint Clearly wins the ball first. Anything after that is accidental.17 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Bullmeistersfc Nope. Both went in the same way. Stephens won the ball!18 minutes ago |
| Nicholas Williams @medibot33 | @SteveGrant1983 The main thing is, Mike Dean has reminded everyone how important he is and that’s what matters…19 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Journalists saying ‘horror tackle’. Jesus.20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NickMiller79 It was innocuous. If Ramirez wears adult shinpads rather than kids ones, he doesn’t get hurt at all there.20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 Wasn’t late, he was early, got to the ball first, follow-through caught him20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Dean made his decision purely on the blood. Stephens won the ball. #saintsfc #boro #bhafc21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 No way Dean was going to send him off until he saw the extent of the injury.22 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | That’s not even a foul. Dean has had a shocker there. #saintsfc #Boro #Bhafc22 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk explains why he signed a new six-year contract with the club: http://sfcne.ws/VVDNewContract https://t.co/sXnG7wlnb7

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Favourites: 60

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

The Promotions Eleven for #SKD10 is starting to take shape! Secure your seat at http://tickets.saintsfc.co.uk. #saintsfc https://t.co/yaW60LYkvc

Retweets: 17

Favourites: 27

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 14:10:54

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Jose Riga explaining his decision to quit as #cafc boss.Shocking to see another good club being run into the ground. https://t.co/ObyktxoPeG11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Now is the time to taste the experience slowly, slowly l like a good wine & to savour to” - Ranieri https://t.co/AuJ2oQByEC14 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Jose Riga has just revealed he is standing down as #cafc manager @talkSPORTDrive @talksportmdl15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The Promotions Eleven for #SKD10 is starting to take shape! Secure your seat at http://tickets.saintsfc.co.uk. #saintsfc https://t.co/yaW60LYkvc25 minutes ago |
| Kyle Andrews @KyleHAndrews | Jason Euell applauding the protesters. My hero. My mate.28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @barneyronay Loads of Italians walking around town - loving it34 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Party time (again) at the King Power Stadium https://t.co/kcr5NQhEAL37 minutes ago |
| talkSPORT Live @talkSPORTLive | Congratulations to Middlesbrough on their promotion to the Premier League! Hear them outside the UK on http://talkSPORT.com!38 minutes ago |
| Rookery Mike @RookeryMike | David Nugent celebrating with all the enthusiasm of a man who knows he’ll be on loan at Fulham by the end of the month.41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Get your #LCFC programme quickly. Only 15,000 printed - they’re expecting to sell out by 3ish https://t.co/7U7KFdCQQr41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Ah it was Colin Calderwood. Of course it was.41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Three hours before kick-off & it is mad outside the King Power Stadium https://t.co/GFoIPnr3R042 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Haha who shoved Karanka as he walked off? I would have guessed Oatway but he’s not there anymore! #boro #bhafc44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamesappell The only chance Brighton created all game was the goal, though. Sterile possession, did fuck all with it.44 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Goalkeeper @1BartMan1 will join Lee Barnard at #SKD10 as part of the Promotions Eleven! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qdkaan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Bullmeistersfc I think Victor is off no matter what. Mane it think we have a chance of keeping him. Will depend on offers I think.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers That’ll teach them for thinking that Gary O’Neil’s a Premier League player.an hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 07/05/2016

:facepunch:t2: No way @victorwanyama !!! Chin is protected with the shoulder!!! I see you!!! #togetherness tag your #bro

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay in 2011, #SaintsFC confirmed their promotion from League 1, as they beat #WFC 3-1 at St Mary’s: https://grabyo.com/g/v/IUNTOCw7GhE

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 38

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 15:11:19

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Get the lowdown ahead of #SaintsFC’s trip to Spurs on Sunday with our match preview: http://sfcne.ws/THFCAPreview https://t.co/ePRP8CM16U9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Pretty special outside the King Power Stadium https://t.co/FeAMQBRfWw17 minutes ago |
| K @nicetrainers | Bournemouth fans are odd https://vine.co/v/iQi0OePrKQ021 minutes ago |
| The Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup | We have our second #EveryGamersAdventure finalist: @SouthamptonFC! https://grabyo.com/g/v/apGUsErLWAx23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wow, Sunderland’s defending there. Third minute of injury time, everyone pulled out of position. Carnage.22 minutes ago |
| Rob Harris @RobHarris | A Man Utd fan at Leicester with “A trophy earned not bought” banner. Statement against City & Chelsea, he says https://t.co/Yn6vOtoRIW43 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | LIVE on #Periscope: Festival atmosphere outside the King Power Stadium https://www.periscope.tv/w/afykaTE2MTY2NnwxZWFLYkJOTWtCUktYy9A15zngyiuQdnELXHv_lQjvcM09XvR51twUeQAITRg=31 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Tomorrow for one day only I will be an #afc fan @Journo_Slash @Jake_Rusby #mufc36 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | It’s 2-0 to Swansea! I fancy Cork to grab the third and then proceed to rip of his top to show the Southampton kit #Saintsfc39 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2011, #SaintsFC confirmed their promotion from League 1, as they beat #WFC 3-1 at St Mary’s: https://grabyo.com/g/v/IUNTOCw7GhE40 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Swansea, thank you very much #Saintsfc41 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Sean Dyche bit his lip when I asked him about #BurnleyFC not being presented with the trophy today but clearly not happy about it.41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Stars mown onto the King Power Stadium pitch, where the stage is set for Andrea Bocelli to perform later https://t.co/1GqgBWrOJS43 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Having seen one title party now off to @talkSPORTLive to call home #LCFCChampions43 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 16:12:15

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Dopey pillock.7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Oh. Second red of the season?10 minutes ago |
| K @nicetrainers | Wonder if Eastleigh fans are getting twitchy about their Oxford supporting owner moving more of his money up the A34 ?11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | In fact, no, not the end, as Chelsea go to Liverpool in midweek. Annoying, could have done with them getting a result there.11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Oh Accrington Stanley :frowning:17 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | Southampton are now guaranteed to finish above Chelsea for the 1st time since the 1994/95 season! #saintsfc https://t.co/UZIDb0YDl917 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | The end of John Terry’s Chelsea career?18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Scenes at Bristol Rovers. Injury-time goal could take them up at Accrington’s expense24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @eightypence Repeat next week please29 minutes ago |
| SikhPressAssociation @SikhPA | @SimonPeach local Sikhs are handing out free samosas! #fearless https://t.co/YSwJ2nAcWa39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @F365 I hope he’s left with the answer "Ah, yes, Craig Burley"39 minutes ago |
| Danny Last @DannyLast | No messing about in the merch dept. https://t.co/EiNyswndnj41 minutes ago |
| Paul Hayward @_PaulHayward | Leicester today might be the happiest place I’ve been. The fans even just cheered the thunder.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Newcastle creating chances now. Surely a matter of time…41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I can’t believe Sunderland are going to stay up again, FFS42 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Hammering it down in Leicester. Thunder & lightning to boot42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Nice work, Swansea… #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 17:13:04

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Goosebumps as Andrea Bocelli sings at the King Power Stadium. It is bizarre but special https://t.co/E8JiXJB8Epan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Absolutely no way Martinez lasts beyond the summer. In pretty much every department, they’ve gone backwards after that good first season.6 minutes ago |
| Matt Dickinson @DickinsonTimes | The party goes up another notch. Everton now 2-0 down to a team that’s been drunk all week9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @TheSharpeEnd I told you it was never in doubt8 minutes ago |
| James Sharpe @TheSharpeEnd | Andy King, the bloke who has won League One, the Championship, and now the Premier League with #LCFC makes it 2-0. Great moment.9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC 2 #EFC 0 - fans’ favourite King scores in the rain10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Win @VirgilvDijk’s signed boots – all thanks to @Betfair! Simply predict the result of #SaintsFC’s trip to Spurs: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q12n10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer So *that’s* how you got a ticket! :wink:11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Mexican Wave going around the King Power Stadium. Come on, Leicester fans, be better than that20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC 1 #EFC 0 - Vardy turns home. Who else to get the party started?38 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Right, time to watch a football match…44 minutes ago |
| Coral @Coral | Wonder if Andrea Bocelli was at Yeovil during Leicester’s league one 08-09 campaign? https://t.co/35BlcQ2meFan hour ago |
| brendon summers @BrendonSum1 | @FreshSaints this is great news #upthesaintsan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Hoping Ranieri’s team talk is “lads, it’s Everton”. Cutting it a bit fine otherwise.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @s8j7s 2-game ban as it’s his second red of the seasonan hour ago |
| The Football Ramble @FootballRamble | Some managers out there would want today to be all about them. Ranieri is currently holding another man’s coat. A measure of the man.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Goosebumps as Andrea Bocelli sings at the King Power Stadium. It is bizarre but special https://t.co/E8JiXJB8Epan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fuck me, Bocelli absolutely stealing the show. Amazing.an hour ago |

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 18:13:25

| James Sharpe @TheSharpeEnd | “I had it done in January, mate!” #LCFC https://t.co/j3MSj4TZc612 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Heading to #SaintsFC’s game against Spurs tomorrow? Check out our guide to White Hart Lane: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1qdpr11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Absolutely no way Sunderland don’t beat Everton midweek.14 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Imagine not letting Schmeichel take that…14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @KingyG7 I’d like to think in a shootout situation he might take it a bit more seriously :slight_smile:14 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | …but he blazes it over the bar!16 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Another penalty. What a stupid challenge by Gibson. Vardy for the hat-trick…16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | LOL at that Darron Gibson challenge16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Joel Robles will be demanding a “danger pay” clause in his contract. Absolute state of Everton’s “defence”!17 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB They’ve been pathetic for most of the last two months. Fuming we couldn’t beat them with 5 players rested.21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC 3 #EFC 0 - Vardy converts from the spot22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Vardy goes down & #LCFC have a penalty. No dive this time23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Gordon Banks & Mark Selby among those on the pitch at half-timean hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bornatotter It’s a set of players who seem to be doing everything they can to get him sacked.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 I reckon Villa would have put up more fight than Everton here though. Might as well have handed out those white flags to them.an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Fantastic from the Foxes again #LCFC #EFC playing like they want their manager gone @talkSPORTLivean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | HT: #LCFC 2 #EFC 0 - certainly better than I could do with a hangoveran hour ago |

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@OriolRomeu - Oriol Romeu

In London now. Tomorrow we have to play one of our 2 finals hoping to end up this year in a positive way! #saintsfc https://t.co/9GYUnQU2kh

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 160

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/05/2016 19:13:53

| Spirit of Mirko @mirkobolesan | They are literally selling off everything!! https://t.co/jHajUpeS8v2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch our full interview with @RonaldKoeman, as the #SaintsFC boss discusses @VirgilvDijk’s new deal: http://youtu.be/Ni9DUB3wjcM2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “We never turned up, never understood what was needed,” Martinez said during a 102-second press conference before most journalists got down10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We caught up with #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman earlier today to discuss @VirgilvDijk’s new contract: https://grabyo.com/g/v/LSqEWqXgyVd11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | The world’s worst dive #nonleague https://vine.co/v/iQJFqV3uxhY17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Barcelona, we’re coming for you” echoes around a misty King Power Stadium. Never experienced a day like this27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jonathanliew I also watched it, and deeply regret it.34 minutes ago |
| Oriol Romeu @OriolRomeu | In London now. Tomorrow we have to play one of our 2 finals hoping to end up this year in a positive way! #saintsfc https://t.co/9GYUnQU2kh2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius He’s a fucking huge parasite these days. Loves a good press room buffet, does our Geoff.an hour ago |

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