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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 05/05/2016 16:27:04

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Something very British about being sat in a pub beer garden writing a chapter of the new #saintsfc book. Sunshine aids the creative juices.3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The Hillsborough Justice Campaign has put up posters thanking fans for their support at their office https://t.co/nCbeklQRFP13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @mattwiltshear Give your cache a refresh and hopefully that will help. #saintsfc43 minutes ago |

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You can now register your interest in #SaintsFC’s Girls’ Regional Talent Club for next season. Find out more: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1pgai

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 15

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Ahead of #SaintsFC’s trip to White Hart Lane, journalist @BenPearceSpurs gives us the inside track on Tottenham: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q68l

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 11

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 05/05/2016 17:28:17

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @captzapp Ha, no, she’s a whole different level of stupid. Dangerous stupid.5 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Oh, and it includes this man. What would a Southampton transfer XI be without Mr Astori? #Saintsfc https://t.co/YtJ1dgURbb10 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | In the spirit of the rumour mill picking up, we’ve created an XI of ridiculous rumours of the past and players we wish we secured #Saintsfc11 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | The Southampton “never beens” transfer XI - writes @Aidansmall97 #Saintsfc http://freshsaints.com/the-southampton-never-beens-xi/ https://t.co/aXQlJ8iP5L16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ahead of #SaintsFC’s trip to White Hart Lane, journalist @BenPearceSpurs gives us the inside track on Tottenham: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q68l17 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @TonyHusbandBBC some may say you’d have to be drunk to read it lol22 minutes ago |
| The FA @FA | Diversity in football boardrooms was on the agenda at the On The Board graduation ceremony at @wembleystadium: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/nfmvc/1q6it32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Finishing touches being made as Anfield gets ready for a big European night https://t.co/bAnoUz1gt942 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LFC have used the Villarreal programme to pay tribute to the 96 https://t.co/VbWPdwn6Ayan hour ago |
| David Nately @mrdavidnately | @alex_crook No, I think you’ll find it’s the beer that does thatan hour ago |

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| Predictions 2015-2016 (Round 37) With Magic Numbers, Relegation, and Other Stuff | This past week I picked five games out of ten correctly with two correct scores for 110 points. Lawrenson picked … 05-05-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 05/05/2016 18:29:06

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The teams are in at Anfield. Ex-#THFC striker Roberto Soldado starts for Villarreal https://t.co/GPATyOtSao13 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Portrait of an icon: Matthew Le Tissier - a superb article on the man we call Le God by @danielstorey85 #saintsfc http://www.football365.com/news/portrait-of-an-icon-matthew-le-tissier39 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Anfield Road behind the bus. Pretty amazing https://t.co/S0jsS5w2v241 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | LIVE on #Periscope: The #LFC coach makes its way down Anfield Road https://www.periscope.tv/w/afosRDE2MTY2NnwxT3d4V0RRd3Bia0tRffgrWOEZJgO45EcB7FSctRDMEyVATvBND375thQhohQ=an hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | @Saints_Central I do hope that’s sarcasm!an hour ago |

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A group of fans were rewarded for their support of @MarysMeals with a special tour of #SaintsFC’s Staplewood Campus: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q6mo

Retweets: 5

Favourites: 4

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 05/05/2016 19:31:24

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The occasion & atmosphere appears to have Villarreal rattled, so too Liverpool’s early intensity14 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LFC 1 Villarreal 0 - Anfield erupts inside seven minutes as captain Bruno Soriano turns into his own goal18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A group of fans were rewarded for their support of @MarysMeals with a special tour of #SaintsFC’s Staplewood Campus: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q6mo24 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LFC v Villarreal - brilliant atmosphere https://www.instagram.com/p/BFCWR2wvkXD/25 minutes ago |
| THE ANFIELD WRAP @TheAnfieldWrap | For them. The 96. #JFT96 https://t.co/kIJ7qXDAqh30 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @linziramma Sorry!an hour ago |

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We have our first midfielder for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10@jackcork1’s coming back! :clap:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/tUgDdKV5fbSL

Retweets: 49

Favourites: 89

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 05/05/2016 20:32:18

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We have our first midfielder for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10… @jackcork1’s coming back! :clap:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/tUgDdKV5fbSL32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Soldado given a special wave off the field by the home support. Adrian Lopez, last week’s goalscorer, on for Villarreal2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LFC 2 Villarreal 0 - Sturridge turns home & Anfield loses its collective mind8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Manu Trigueros coming on for Villarreal shortly14 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Be sure to take a look at our latest piece and let us know what you think - all replies will be RT’d #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We have our first midfielder for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10… @jackcork1’s coming back! :clap:#saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/tUgDdKV5fbSL32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | HT: Liverpool 1 Villarreal 0 - no added time. Go figure41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Soldado looks at Coutinho and holds his finger to his lips, then turns around & gets booked. He’s lividan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Marcelino v Klopp on the sidelines is entertaining viewingan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Denis Suarez is losing itan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PAJamieGardner I was thinking the very same. Suarez taking everything in his stride…an hour ago |

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Former #SaintsFC midfielder @jackcork1 is the latest name to be confirmed for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q79e

Retweets: 12

Favourites: 17

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We have our first midfielder for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10@jack_cork! :+1: #saintsfc

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“It’ll be great to catch up with everyone!”@jackcork1 looks ahead to #SKD10: http://sfcne.ws/CorkSKD10 #saintsfc https://t.co/SL3Aqxv592

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 05/05/2016 22:33:46

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @amoc44 No, only those the club has announced. Still waiting on Guly!16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | At least with Liverpool reaching the final, it saves Lallana’s awkward phone call to Kelvin Davis about where his testimonial invite is27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | “It’ll be great to catch up with everyone!” @jackcork1 looks ahead to #SKD10: http://sfcne.ws/CorkSKD10 #saintsfc https://t.co/SL3Aqxv59240 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesIngle Not watching, couldn’t be arsed with the commentators wanking themselves silly over an ordinary team.an hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | In the spirit of the rumour mill picking up, we’ve created an XI of ridiculous rumours of the past and players we wish we secured #Saintsfcan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | And #LFC are through to the Europa League final :trophy: https://t.co/lHcENAlKra2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Liverpool 3 Villarreal 0 - Lallana directs home to surely put Klopp’s men through to the final in Basel2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Former #SaintsFC midfielder @jackcork1 is the latest name to be confirmed for the Promotions Eleven at #SKD10: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1q79e2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Roberto Firmino is a joy to watch2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Villarreal down to 10 men. Victor Ruiz gets second booking & applauds the referee2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/05/2016 03:51:11

| Chris Rann @crstig | Unless we finish 6th of course… #saintsfc2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | If Liverpool now win Europa, we now weirdly need them to finish above us in the league? #saintsfc3 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/05/2016 04:52:43

| Chris Rann @crstig | @cjdubbya if Liverpool finish 7th and win Europa.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/05/2016 05:54:04

| Chris Rann @crstig | @haywardaj probably :joy:2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @deark3009 that would change if Liverpool won Europa though? #confusing2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @sarahsupasaint it’s super confusing.3 minutes ago |
| Ali Dia @gwcdotcom | The Long and the Short of it… #saintsfc http://georgeweahscousin.com/the-long-and-the-short-of-it/ https://t.co/jwshU5myEv12 minutes ago |

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