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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 03/05/2016

Cant wait to see everyone back at Saint Mary’s!!!Lets make it a night to remember for SKD10 @kelvin_davis1

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GOAL! #Saintsfc 3-1 #MCFC (Mane) More here: http://skysports.tv/7J0Bgu https://t.co/arSKHziDVO

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 03/05/2016 11:25:09

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @ShaneLong7 reflects on reaching 100 goals in English football: http://sfcne.ws/SL100Goals https://t.co/OCsuQgN43C18 minutes ago |
| Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler | Kosovo accepted into Uefa by close vote - 28 to 24 and 2 invalid. Loud cheers in media area, presume from Kosovan press19 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @NatashaSHenry @nickmashiter That s*** gives you a headache37 minutes ago |
| michelle Benato @michellebenato | @Eoin16 These guys went one better and got the wrong team. https://t.co/SFQzcvk0m9an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Follow @nickmashiter for everything #LCFC - he is currently at the training ground as the players arrive looking surprisingly freshan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 It was all very Argentinian, really :slight_smile:an hour ago |

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| 40 Years On ! Mike Channon’s Testimonial Game | If a Wembley cup final win and the attendant celebrations were not enough, on the Monday evening came Mike Channon’s … 03-05-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 03/05/2016 10:24:16

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Have you watched the latest episode of #MatchdayUncovered? Go behind the scenes of #SaintsFC’s win over #MCFC: http://youtu.be/rZS2jFmO3K09 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Those reports of Poch having to change training last week as they were “too up for it” seem to have substance all of a sudden32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Fortunately I’m not, though, so it was just really fucking funny :smiley:34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer If I was a Spurs fan, I’d have been concerned by stories of training being altered as the players were "too up for it"35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Yep. Meanwhile Leicester showed the resolve needed to come from behind against West Ham and Man United.35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 The weirdest thing with all of it was that so much of it happened while they were winning the game! Incredible lack of discipline41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 The challenge Lamela got booked for was two-footed, about three years late, etc.42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Thought Lamela’s one was the worst, with a special mention for Dier in the 94th minute which Clattenburg “forgot” about.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Genuinely baffled how there weren’t at least four red cards. Could have been Battle of Bramall Lane proportions!an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 It would be dull if it happened every week, but it’s been far too long since there’s been a *really* vindictive game like that.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Still laughing at last night’s game. Incredible shithousery, wonderful entertainment.an hour ago |

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| Saints V Manchester City ! Dan’s Report | Our intrepid reporter Dan gives his verdict on the win over Manchester City on Sunday afternoon. 03-05-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 03/05/2016 09:24:09

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2014, Rickie Lambert’s late goal sealed all three points for #SaintsFC away at the #Swans: https://grabyo.com/g/v/Hnmt11MW0j64 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @s8j7s If they’d not gone up, they’d have been rattling buckets again within two years. Sometimes people have to be saved from themselves.6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @s8j7s The whole point of FFP is to prevent clubs fucking themselves over by over-extending their finances beyond what they can afford.7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @s8j7s It was, but what about the many clubs who operated within their means and lost out as a result?7 minutes ago |
| 90s Football @90sfootball | Like father, like son. Congratulations Leicester! https://t.co/wBKs4S34DS12 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Pleasantly surprised that they just paid up without making a fuss. QPR still challenging theirs!an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 03/05/2016 08:24:01

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’re currently unable to take telephone bookings – please visit http://tickets.saintsfc.co.uk instead! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1o0w814 minutes ago |
| News Thump @newsthump | Somewhere out there is a Spurs fan who sold his soul to the devil in order to finish above Man U, Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea…32 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Great support on Sunday! :clap: Do you feature in our fan gallery? Take a look:http://sfcne.ws/FansMCFCH4#saintsfcc https://t.co/uw2RqRwbe629 minutes ago |

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Graziano Pellè - (gpelle19_official) on 03/05/2016

Italy and Italians are proud of u :slight_smile::soccer::it:!!! Congratulations to Mr. Ranieri and @lcfc Leicester , was a lesson to learn for everybody​:+1:t2:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 03/05/2016 04:22:34

| marc brine @marcjbrine | Latest blog post: @chazaustin9 figure, repainted into his #saints debut kit: http://bit.ly/1SwbpCI https://t.co/wwCAEmWbVi11 days ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 03/05/2016 03:21:58

| Chris Rann @crstig | Somebody should check on Steven Gerrard…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 02/05/2016 23:21:27

| Wes Morgan @Wes5L1nk | The moment Chelsea equalise and you lose control #champions #WeDidIt :trophy: https://t.co/MPUFexxeDy36 minutes ago |
| Captain Morgan @CaptainMorganEU | Well played, @Wes5L1nk. Today, there is #OnlyOneCaptainMorgan ! https://t.co/LxMFUOh2Nf2 hours ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | @HiggzyD In a verbal sense it was. Lots of chants from a sizeable chunk of the crowd telling him to F-off etc. He really isn’t popular.an hour ago |
| Steve Rudge @steve_rudge | The website @sportingintel has calculated #mufc have spent more on new players under LVG than #lcfc have in their entire 132-year history.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 02/05/2016 22:21:00

| AFC Bournemouth @afcbournemouth | Together, anything is possible… #afcb #LCFC https://t.co/s1nryNMQZX16 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | @HiggzyD @gripperdean He did Dave and I was sat next to you at that game! :smiley:4 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | @gripperdean I was only messing Dean. Pochettino didn’t exactly leave us in a good manner or on good terms, so is extremely unpopular.17 minutes ago |
| #Cutteridge @JamieCutteridge | No matter how you feel about your life choices, remember that before this season Jordan Veretout chose to join Villa over Leicester.26 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @chov74 happy to be wrong23 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Couldn’t be happier for Leicester, gives belief to every club outside of the top four. Money can’t by team spirit, brilliant! #Saintsfc30 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | There are no words to properly do justice to #LCFC winning the Premier League. Greatest sporting underdog story ever.39 minutes ago |
| Jonathan Northcroft @JNorthcroft | Outside the King Power right now. https://t.co/I8IUfPDuc6an hour ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | Don’t worry Mauricio, there are 3,000 Southampton fans coming to White Hart Lane on Sunday. We won’t rub it in… promise. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Jeremy Corbyn MP @jeremycorbyn | Congratulations to #LCFC and all the #Leicester supporters. A truly remarkable achievement.an hour ago |
| Mario Balotelli @FinallyMario | Leicester city…:trophy:champion. Congratulations to the players and to an amazing manager as RANIERI! :clap:t5::raised_hands:t5::pray:t5:an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Driving during the closing stages of the title race but meant I could enjoy @5liveSport. Brilliant commentary from @bbcjohnmurray & @jjenas8an hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 02/05/2016

To achieve you must first believe!!! Incredible :raised_hands:t2: congratulations to everyone

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Manchester City Game ! Fans Reaction !02-05-2016 |
| Southampton 4-2 Manchester City - Player Ratings and Reports01-05-2016 |
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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 02/05/2016 21:20:37

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch highlights from #SaintsFCU18s’ narrow loss to their #MUFC counterparts on Saturday: http://youtu.be/cAck4hCI7lM #saintsfc4 minutes ago |
| Christian Fuchs @FuchsOfficial | CHAMPIONS!!! https://t.co/pFtvo5XUNx17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Leicester’s triumph has not only been spectacular but gives hope to fans of the world’s so-called ‘small’ teams. Unbelievable achievement :trophy:10 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | For weeks media have been gushing over Pochettino young team & their mentality. They were a disgrace tonight when it slipped away from them.16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB It was pathetic and hilarious in equal measures. Thoroughly enjoyable for the neutral.19 minutes ago |
| Howard Webb @HowardMWebb | Brilliant for @LCFC, what an amazing achievement. Mark Clattenburg was excellent tonight too in a very difficult and emotional match21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White And very fucking funny.21 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | I’d like to know how Clattenburg justifies not sending Dier off for a 2nd yellow. He shouldn’t be available vs Saints on Sunday. #saintsfc24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Well that was fucking brilliant entertainment. Who’s in Spurs’ youth team these days? We’ll be playing them on Sunday…24 minutes ago |
| Leicester City @LCFC | Leicester City. Champions of England. https://t.co/WRwfysTn2N25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | This is the absolute stereotypical definition of an Argentinian defeat. Just kick the shit out of anything that moves. Hilarious stuff.25 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Remarkable. Leicester City :clap:t3::clap:t3::clap:t3:25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius Very funny, though.28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JeremyKwee Becoming??33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Spurs losing their shit in hilarious fashion. Glorious.35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MarkDunbar78 Very much so37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | What. A. Goal.39 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 02/05/2016 20:20:03

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Extraordinary lack of discipline from Spurs tonight. Currently unpunished, suspect the FA disciplinary panel might be busy this week!3 minutes ago |
| FM Saints Researcher @MatthewLeGod | The FA need to give Dembele a very long ban for eye gouging. 3 matches isn’t remotely long enough for doing this… https://t.co/GDjEani1Y515 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 1989, Rod Wallace and Paul Rideout were on target for #SaintsFC in a 2-1 win at #AVFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/b3gXZatxzIn17 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CardyMatt It’s fine, Sadio’s got this :slight_smile:32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CardyMatt Should be done by then, Leicester will surely smash Everton34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Should we be remotely surprised that a bunch of cunts who have been phoning it in all season are phoning it in tonight?36 minutes ago |
| Sam Dobson @SamDobson1 | useless cunts36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | State of that defending44 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 02/05/2016 19:19:27

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | If (when) David De Gea wins the #mufc player of the year award for a 3rd year running tonight it is an illustration of how poor the team is.9 minutes ago |
| Paul1875 @Brumiepaul | Absolute scum, I left 2 villa tickets on my dashboard and someone has smashed the window and left 2 more https://t.co/32bQULNUTa3 hours ago |
| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | In the event that #SaintsFC take a minimum of four points from the final two games, the club will have enjoyed seven seasons of improvement.28 minutes ago |
| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | Koeman’s own best points tally is 60pts. #SaintsFC are currently on 57pts with just two games of the season to play (Spurs - A, Palace - H).32 minutes ago |
| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | Yesterday’s win means Ronald Koeman has beaten Mauricio Pochettino’s best points tally (56pts) for a second consecutive season. #saintsfc32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Hope for the sake of this remarkable season #thfc win tonight and #lcfc win the title off their own back on Saturday live on @talkSPORTLivean hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Congrats to #Burnley and Sean Dyche in particular. Has outdone far bigger clubs in the Championship twice in 3 years. A lesson on prudence.an hour ago |

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