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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to #EFC are now off sale, but can be purchased from midday tomorrow at the ground. https://t.co/f9ULFtxNnu

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFCU18s will look to make it four unbeaten when they face #SCFC tomorrow. Watch our preview: http://youtu.be/VCXUirO3uBE #saintsfc

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Favourites: 9

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Heading to #SaintsFC’s game against #EFC tomorrow? If so, check out our guide to Goodison Park: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nui3

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Favourites: 7

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/04/2016 17:53:53

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Fancy winning a signed away shirt with @Betfair? Predict how #SaintsFC will fare against #EFC for a chance to win: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1njfo8 minutes ago |
| Aidan Small @Aidansmall97 | 17 goals and 10 assists in 30 Eredivise games this season. We will live to regret it if we don’t snap up a player with such output #Saintsfc27 minutes ago |
| Aidan Small @Aidansmall97 | Southampton really ought to be looking at Hakim Ziyech - the FC Twente man is the missing creative spark in our side #Saintsfc30 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Fancy winning a signed away shirt with @Betfair? Predict how #SaintsFC will fare against #EFC for a chance to win: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1njfo

Retweets: 7

Favourites: 3

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Roberto Martínez says #EFC will be coming up against a very strong team in #SaintsFC on Saturday: https://grabyo.com/g/v/rDZItS4pvJe

Retweets: 6

Favourites: 9

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/04/2016 18:59:44

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Roberto Martínez says #EFC will be coming up against a very strong team in #SaintsFC on Saturday: https://grabyo.com/g/v/rDZItS4pvJe13 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/04/2016 20:00:03

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kdschlewitz It’s all my fault. I put money on them :cry:23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NikitaAlden Should have had a penalty there, mind you… *so* slow and ponderous though.34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @archiert1 (pre-2015/16, obviously)35 minutes ago |
| Matthew Dev @MatthewJBD | @FreshSaints Cedric bombs forwards which leaves us vulnerable. Martina doesn’t bomb forwards but makes mistakes which leave us vulnerable…39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Not seen much of Hull this season, but they’ve been fucking awful tonight. Is this normal, @NikitaAlden??36 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #EFC boss Roberto Martínez was full of praise for #SaintsFC’s consistency under manager @RonaldKoeman: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1nvtr43 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @reluctantnicko Gives an explanation why the utterly hopeless Lee Mason (and others) remains on the Premier League list…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/04/2016 21:00:02

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC can take nothing for granted in their final five games, says @JordyClasie: http://sfcne.ws/JCPreEvertonA https://t.co/WIEEu6W1OC36 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk believes a win at #EFC will be a big step in the right direction: http://sfcne.ws/VvDPreEFCA https://t.co/ilZgG8YaAg

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Favourites: 9

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/04/2016 22:00:55

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk believes a win at #EFC will be a big step in the right direction: http://sfcne.ws/VvDPreEFCA https://t.co/ilZgG8YaAg4 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NikitaAlden Most of it. I had an important yoghurt to eat midway through the second half which distracted me for a while.12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | . @Alex_PJ_Smith Presumably Koeman didn’t say anything clickworthy in yesterday’s press conference, so “done a Crook” by rehashing old story18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @isplumm Barcelona job’s unrealistic right now, Dutch national job won’t happen until there’s big changes at their FA.20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @isplumm Koeman’s always honoured his contracts, absolutely no reason to think he’ll do otherwise here, will be here until at least 2017.21 minutes ago |
| Mirror Football @MirrorFootball | 4. Bad news Southampton fans - sounds like Ronald Koeman has his eye on a different job http://bit.ly/1XAdqyU https://t.co/kJG4MTIB1B28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bglendenning Bassong will bring his jigsaw, falls to pieces in the box #hereallweek41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bglendenning My money’s on the draw, but with Bassong presumably in for Klose, think they’re there for the taking.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bglendenning Pick one to be a pleasant surprise. Show your workings. :slight_smile:an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 16/04/2016 00:01:54

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Get in there #bhafc 3 south coast premier league teams would be lovely jubbly and at least two of them will be media friendlyan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @hounsell84 @Alex_PJ_Smith Think the Mirror puts a nominal vote at the end of every article now. “Engaging with readers” or some bullshit.2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 16/04/2016 05:04:45

| Chris Rann @crstig | Can’t find @SouthamptonFC espresso cups anywhere… #saintsfc #firstworldproblemsan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 16/04/2016 07:05:23

| Images of Ronald @ImagesofRonald | When someone tells you Premier League referees are the best in the world with a straight face… #saintsfc https://t.co/vLHjJ0pvgN30 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Surely we must be due a win at #efc? #saintsfc40 minutes ago |
| VintageFooty @VintageFooty | Southampton’s Terry Paine https://t.co/p3mD5cRBCYan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

It’s matchday! :soccer:#SaintsFC will be aiming to make it back-to-back wins in the #BPL when they face #EFC at 3pm BST. https://grabyo.com/g/v/ViY3GI0w5Iz

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 17

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 16/04/2016 08:05:45

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan Silly question. Of course you do!9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @linklebinkle Bet some mug will. That’s pretty much the whole RSD mantra, isn’t it? :laughing:20 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s matchday! :soccer: #SaintsFC will be aiming to make it back-to-back wins in the #BPL when they face #EFC at 3pm BST. https://grabyo.com/g/v/ViY3GI0w5Izan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 16/04/2016 09:06:39

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU18s are also in action today, as they take on their #SCFC counterparts away from home. Watch our preview: http://youtu.be/VCXUirO3uBE20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Leicester City’s heel turn next season is going to huge!31 minutes ago |
| Ronald Koeman @RonaldKoeman | Matchday! https://t.co/cP1PWICgcf35 minutes ago |
| Ronald Koeman @RonaldKoeman | Matchday! https://t.co/cP1PWICgcf35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @RonaldKoeman is targeting an end to the club’s poor run of results at #EFC: http://sfcne.ws/RKEFCARecord https://t.co/vdkKiFKVKDan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We caught up with #SaintsFC’s @JordyClasie ahead of today’s game against #EFC. Watch the interview here: http://youtu.be/WKU_nvi8jJM

Retweets: 6

Favourites: 3

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