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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 12:58:54

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @MillySimmie Hi Millie. I would like to write a piece on you for national women’s magazines. Please can you DM me your number? Thanks, Alex24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong Good pub behind you…28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 1995, goals from Neil Shipperley and @mattletiss7 helped #SaintsFC to a 2-0 win away at #CFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/WMKZKFqo8AIan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 14:59:30

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gandermonium And surely Vitriolic Queen is Mr X :smiley:26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gandermonium Suspect Greek’s pre-fitness self is there, tbf. :wink:32 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @jackmanthorpe15 On sale to Season Ticket holders who have been to two away games from tomorrow: http://sfcne.ws/THFCA080516 #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s final game of the season, against #CPFC, will go on priority sale from Monday. More here: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ne89an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 16:25:21

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #PSG fans already make their presence felt at the Etihad Stadium https://t.co/rx9DRWXAD98 minutes ago |
| ️ @CharlieSFC_ | Do you think that Oxlade-Chamberlain returning to Southampton would be a good move? #Saintsfc #afc13 minutes ago |
| . @SFCfan10 | @FreshSaints there’s no way he’d be offered vice captaincy. After Fonte my best bet is Prowse or Fraser if both stay25 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | What do you believe is an acceptable fee for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain? #Saintsfc23 minutes ago |
| Sam @Tadicology | Southampton want to make Oxlade-Chamberlain their highest paid player and offer him the vice-captaincy | #saintsfc https://t.co/LZqrmvkKwp29 minutes ago |
| SFC @sfc_1111 | @FreshSaints May not have had a great time at Arsenal this season but not many have had St. Mary’s on the edge of their seats like him!36 minutes ago |
| Gareth Herman @allthingsaints | @FreshSaints yes it would, injury free and he could be awesome alongside Austin and Jay Rod37 minutes ago |
| Ryan Parsons @ryanparsons83 | @FreshSaints Honestly, I think Mané is going in the summer. Chambo would be a great replacement, we need to make signing him a priority.42 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Kelvin Davis will be at #SaintsFC’s WestQuay store on Thursday to sign copies of his new book. Find out more: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ney3an hour ago |
| Tommy Scott @TScottt1028 | @FreshSaints I’d be thrilled with him, just not sure if all this talk is legit.an hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Do you think that Oxlade-Chamberlain returning to Southampton would be a good move? #Saintsfc #afcan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | The Mirror also reported that Jose Fonte is trying to persuade Oxlade-Chamberlain to return to St Mary’s #Saintsfc https://t.co/psiqUJva5ian hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @JohnSlovacek Will do but nothing until after the West Ham match nowan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Arsenal are believed to be willing to sell 22 year old Chamberlain. Manchester City, West Ham and Chelsea are also interested [Mirror] an hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Southampton want to make Oxlade-Chamberlain their highest paid player and offer him the vice-captaincy | #saintsfc https://t.co/LZqrmvkKwpan hour ago |

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Kelvin Davis will be at #SaintsFC’s WestQuay store on Thursday to sign copies of his new book. Find out more: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ney3

Retweets: 5

Favourites: 7

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Tickets for #SaintsFC’s final game of the season, against #CPFC, will go on priority sale from Monday. More here: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1ne89

Retweets: 6

Favourites: 10

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We’ve been speaking to #SaintsFC’s @JayRodriguez9 following his return to action in the win against #NUFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/CclLUJkjhot

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 18

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 18:29:08

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @JayRodriguez9 discusses his return to action, the win over #NUFC and Saturday’s trip to #EFC: http://youtu.be/fbfVKjWFIIE9 minutes ago |
| Eastleigh FC @eastleighfc | FREE entry tonight at the Silverlake. kick off is 19:45 #spitfires https://t.co/YYMKVGWWad8 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @carlrecine The battle for equality rages on35 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MCFC v #PSG team sheet. Suspect the visitors will not line-up in a 4-3-3 formation https://t.co/CDdZM5tKmP36 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | No Martin Demichelis on the bench. Yaya Toure amongst subs.42 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The Etihad Stadium ready for a big night in the Champions League. Flags on ever seat in the home end https://t.co/u2SIw7Ykjxan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ve been speaking to #SaintsFC’s @JayRodriguez9 following his return to action in the win against #NUFC: https://grabyo.com/g/v/CclLUJkjhotan hour ago |
| James @JamesLUFC | .@SimonPeach #ClubTat is genius. Here’s some from LUFC: https://t.co/fxUxH52QoQan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @ShaunijeW Unfortunately not. Gap in the market…an hour ago |
| raees @Raeees_97 | @FreshSaints I’ll pay for his taxi to st marys2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | French cuisine? Tsk. #MCFC offering journalists real food - fish & chips, battered sausages & mushy peas2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MCFC did not disappoint with their #ClubTat - was tempted by the glow in the dark wand https://t.co/vwu4SfnF8T2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @hirstclass Don’t you have bags to be carrying?2 hours ago |
| Bornatotter @bornatotter | The new @TLRailUK GTR infomation board. Cardboard and gaffer tape. Nowt could be more appropriate in tonight’s chaos https://t.co/szTURfegAs2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | At the Etihad Stadium to see whether #MCFC can make history against #PSG https://t.co/FbEFj9lESy2 hours ago |

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Have you gone behind the scenes of #SaintsFC’s win over #NUFC yet? Watch the latest episode of #MatchdayUncovered: http://youtu.be/vu2nhQvZRZk

Retweets: 5

Favourites: 15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 19:25:51

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Aguero, surely?2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Aguero receives treatment, the stretchers come out… but he continues3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Aguero down on the deck & in pain6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer He was shit in the first leg, Blanc basically playing with three right-backs! Surely they’ve got a better option at CB?!8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @hirstclass Thanks Paul8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | *hastily deletes #MCFC 1 #PSG 0 tweet* Aguero puts the penalty wide. Still goalless10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Blimey10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Keepers racing out feet-first well inside their own penalty area always ends well…11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Penalty to #MCFC as Trapp takes down Aguero. Keeper receives booking11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | BT plumbing new depths in their coverage this evening. Lazy pre-match punditry, Darke having a pop at Blanc for daring to speak French12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @JayRodriguez9 says the reaction he received from fans on Saturday meant a lot: http://sfcne.ws/JRReturnNUFC https://t.co/5kLOFXYGVw15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | First time #PSG’s back three have properly been opened up, but Aguero wide from a difficult angle. Closer with attempt from 25 yards17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Hart produces an important save to tip over Zlatan’s free-kick from distance24 minutes ago |
| Iain Macintosh @iainmacintosh | I am delighted to report sustained and gleeful booing of the UEFA anthem.42 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | :soccer: #MCFC v #PSG :trophy: Champions League quarter-final second leg :alarm_clock: 7.45pm :round_pushpin: Etihad Stadium https://t.co/Jkmhc2vtoc43 minutes ago |

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#SaintsFC’s @JayRodriguez9 says the reaction he received from fans on Saturday meant a lot: http://sfcne.ws/JRReturnNUFC https://t.co/5kLOFXYGVw

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 19

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Attention now turns to #EFC for #SaintsFC, who were hard at work at the Staplewood Campus this morning: https://grabyo.com/g/v/1wL5L2jwPrT

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 17

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 20:26:41

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MCFC 1 #PSG 0 - De Bruyne fires home the edge of the box & the Etihad erupts7 minutes ago |
| Coral @Coral | Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 42 Champions League goals since Sept’ 2013. That’s more than Arsenal.11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @upthesaints Gunwharf, I assume? That doesn’t really count as Pompey to me.20 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | 3 Days left to win our giveaway! England 1990-92 Home Shirt. To enter for free click here > https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1252245221470054&id=423295344365050 https://t.co/BCV3s5kvHP23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Pastore getting ready to come on for #PSG24 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Pockets of the #PSG support celebrate as Moura nets from close range, but the flag already raised for offside29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Attention now turns to #EFC for #SaintsFC, who were hard at work at the Staplewood Campus this morning: https://grabyo.com/g/v/1wL5L2jwPrT31 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Impressive reactions from Hart to keep out Zlatan’s thumping free-kick35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Amused that people are talking as if the #saintsfc/Under Armour deal is a new development. It’s been as good as done for a year or more.36 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @TTTactics They played three at the back42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @KingyG7 Is that on?? *switches over immediately*an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | HT: #MCFC 0 #PSG 0 - City players harangue referee after being prevented from taking corner before break. Aguero should have put them aheadan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | A reminder for people watching this game that these are supposed to be two of the best teams in Europe. Dreadful game so far.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Lucas Moura to replace the injured Thiago Motta. #PSG shape will surely changean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Navas bends a shot wide after a sloppy pass from Aurier. He isn’t having the best nightan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC does our game with man city get moved now they are through?

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 21:28:33

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MCFC celebrate a historic win https://www.instagram.com/p/BEHVYTcvkS5/25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Love that Boro 95th-minute winner, absolute chaos in the Reading six yard box for an eternity, scored in a gap that barely existed28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @debdaws We’ll know more after Friday’s #UCL draw. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Greg Dyer @g8egd | @SouthamptonFC does our game with man city get moved now they are through?an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @riksharma_ I’ve genuinely seen better quality games in the Conference South this season. City weren’t anything special.36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sidlowe Dreadful. City average but did enough, PSG abysmal.41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MCFC are through to their first ever Champions League semi-final. De Bruyne secures 1-0 second leg win, seeing them past #PSG 3-2an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @riksharma_ Not been keeping an eye on the game at the Etihad this evening then? :wink:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers “Very” is the answer. Anyone half-decent ends up at PSG or over here.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @idle_hands_f365 Afraid notan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @idle_hands_f365 @TLRailUK Sunday. With a bus between West Hampstead and Elstreean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Zlatan throws the ball in anger after his equaliser rightly ruled out for offside. “You’re just a s*** Andy Carroll” gets another airingan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @marcatkins74 Nope, think it still depends on the draw. If their game the following week is on the Wednesday, our game stays Sunday.an hour ago |

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Take a look through our photographer’s images from today’s session at Staplewood: http://sfcne.ws/Gallery120416 #saintsfc https://t.co/I0JFR25gnM

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 7

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Second for #saintsfc then? https://t.co/YAYdIMcxi4

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 10

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/04/2016 23:30:32

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The Etihad Stadium as Tuesday becomes Wednesday https://t.co/ZqkSGxAe6v29 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Manuel Pellegrini believes #MCFC can go all the way in Europe http://bit.ly/20zMlhg33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JackPittBrooke Shows the BT Sport pre-match punditry for the clichéd bullshit that it was - they were appalled that Toure wasn’t startingan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Steve_Ridgley1 We’re waiting for Friday’s draw now. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius @Zonal_Marking @RichardTheBurns In comparison with expectations (even for slapstick defending), it was right down there IMO.2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @saintpahars Friday for all Season Ticket holders. Full details here: http://sfcne.ws/THFCA080516 #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Madmarky01 We will know more after the #UCL draw on Friday. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Take a look through our photographer’s images from today’s session at Staplewood: http://sfcne.ws/Gallery120416 #saintsfc https://t.co/I0JFR25gnM2 hours ago |

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:coffee::sunglasses: Good Morning football world!!! #number1 Have a good day and be inspired!!!

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