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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 22:39:51

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @phccar Fair enough, thanks for concise breakdown21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @phccar Suspect this will take more than 140 characters but why do some City fans dislike competition?26 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @bloostoo As if I tweeted because of that. Tickets prices are dear but it’s CL q-final. Doesn’t make £ right, just availability surprising30 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 21:39:25

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next up for #SaintsFC is #NUFC! From @mattletiss7 to @GPelle19, we’ve had some memorable moments against them: https://grabyo.com/g/v/oh1Dv8y3LW439 minutes ago |
| James Lewis @JamesLewis1988 | @SimonPeach prices dictate demand. Haven’t got the affluent fan base to justify these prices. Although, probably will after tonight!9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Unmissable! Get your tickets for the 2nd leg” - subject of #MCFC email to fans. Amazed it is not sold out already https://t.co/xO7hPEW87r13 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Gaston Ramirez has scored six goals in ten appearances since joining @Boro - creating 21 chances too #Saintsfc https://t.co/Km411s58wi36 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next up for #SaintsFC is #NUFC! From @mattletiss7 to @GPelle19, we’ve had some memorable moments against them: https://grabyo.com/g/v/oh1Dv8y3LW439 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | We speak with @EverythingMFC to find out about Gaston Ramirez’s sensational form #Saintsfc http://freshsaints.com/has-ramirez-finally-found-his-level-or-is-there-yet-more-to-come/ https://t.co/hkCqY9vtDXan hour ago |

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Next up for #SaintsFC is #NUFC! From @mattletiss7 to @GPelle19, we’ve had some memorable moments against them: https://grabyo.com/g/v/oh1Dv8y3LW4

Retweets: 22

Favourites: 31

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 20:39:16

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Assume the result in Wolfsburg is somehow Rafa’s fault?2 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 20:27:16

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NLFG He must know where the BT executives bank overseas…10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Lottery numbers please, @bglendenning12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bpfootball Don’t think I’ve seen Hart pass it to the opposition striker with an open goal before, so Hart >>>> Fernando :wink:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB More of the same, hopefully :slight_smile:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That’s quite possibly the worst cross in the history of crosses from Matuidi. Roll it across the six-yard line? Nah, twat it out for a throwan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Find out more about what’s inside the #NUFC edition of SAINTS: http://sfcne.ws/NUFCSAINTS #saintsfc https://t.co/21DUJYTopUan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Ian Darke blaming the French director for missing the goal. Still your programme, mate.an hour ago |

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@lee_ryder - Lee Ryder

#nufc training update: Coloccini and Dummett are back and in contention for #saintsfc clash

Retweets: 12

Favourites: 18

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 19:26:47

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Needs to be SO much more credit given to Fernandinho for the pass there, turned it into a pretty straightforward finish for de Bruyne.2 minutes ago |
| Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB | Wouldn’t pay to watch him.3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Michael Owen “I played in the wrong era”. Suspect the £100k a week at Newcastle to take them down says otherwise.17 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @SaintsDan1993 Hi Dan. Kelvin will be at our WestQuay store from 4pm BST on Thursday 14th April. #saintsfc19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC defender Cédric features in Saturday’s edition of SAINTS. Now available from http://saintsmatchdaymagazine.co.uk! https://t.co/qTYYVeXVvV26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 No need for the “here” qualifier, tbf27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Good start, Luiz. Get it out of the way early…40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SjMaskell There’s *surely* no way Richards will get that job. He’d be torn to shreds by the press from day one.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson He follows me on here, for reasons I’m yet to fathom :sunglasses:an hour ago |

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#SaintsFC defender Cédric features in Saturday’s edition of SAINTS. Now available from http://saintsmatchdaymagazine.co.uk! https://t.co/qTYYVeXVvV

Retweets: 7

Favourites: 12

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 18:26:11

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @carlmarkham @Phil_Coutinho Where* damn autocorrect26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius Nothing can go wrongan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @carlmarkham Might want to tell @Phil_Coutinho were the corner is, mind…an hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 06/04/2016

“In order to succeed we must all Believe” #wemarchon step by step bit by bit !!!

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 17:26:01

| Marlon @Marz194 | @FreshSaints It’s a great stat on Tadic’s part seeming as he doesn’t play that many minutes for us these days maybe he should get a bit more4 minutes ago |
| Bradley Hammans @Bradders1302 | Chances Created This Season Özil 120 Eriksen 98 Payet 90 Willian 74 De Bruyne 69 Silva 67 Albrighton 58 Tadic 57 #Saintsfc7 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Druids Nephew is my @IJF_official charity bet for the Grand National - ahead of which, you can get some great tips http://www.grand-national-guide.co.uk/12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter @AgainstLeague3 Would rather sum up the dinosaurs on the FA Council.18 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | The Spanish James Ward-Prowse being presented a signed @mattletiss7 shirt #Saintsfc https://t.co/foi0MjjK0w28 minutes ago |
| Andy Murray @Andy_MurrayFFT | No one loves @mattletiss7 more than Xavi, so we gave him a (signed) present. Read my @FourFourTwo exclusive, out now https://t.co/IJhqHLM1kV37 minutes ago |
| Clarky @ExecutionersAim | @FreshSaints Been superb for us, a class act…44 minutes ago |
| Warriors of Uruguay @UruguayanHeroes | Life has been pretty sweet for Gaston Ramirez at Boro - the attacking midfielder scored this last night #Saintsfc https://t.co/63WOir9c5dan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It was a mixed night for the two #SaintsFC loan players in action yesterday. Read our round-up: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1mq5van hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Claybles The not-so-glorious moment when you remember you need to go via Sainsburys to do a food shop on the way home :pensive:an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

It was a mixed night for the two #SaintsFC loan players in action yesterday. Read our round-up: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1mq5v

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 5

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Graziano Pellè - (gpelle19_official) on 06/04/2016

Family dinner arranged :slight_smile:!!! #isleofwight #southampton #uk #? #pinocchio :nerd_face:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 16:25:52

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “He could play for anyone” - Xavi on the “outrageous” @mattletiss7 https://t.co/fMYGDet7tman hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @hirstclass @SimonPeach @Forestieri45 *finds clip from Wolves away last season*13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @hirstclass @SimonPeach @Forestieri45 The spawny little diver clause :wink:23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @DeclanTaylor87 @mattletiss7 Assume that’s the noise the ball makes36 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @_andywalker_ I chose to ignore that.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The Xavi feature by @Andy_MurrayFFT in this month’s FourFourTwo well worth a read. Interesting piece with @JayRodriguez9 as wellan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “He could play for anyone” - Xavi on the “outrageous” @mattletiss7 https://t.co/fMYGDet7tman hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 15:25:13

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @_PaulHayward How do we know which are the “good” staff, and who decides? Perhaps they’re just better at not getting caught…5 minutes ago |
| Saints Foundation @SFC_Foundation | Thanks to @SouthamptonFC star @CucoMartina for attending our Soccer School at Fleming Park in Eastleigh today! https://t.co/JyVbT2gtAB13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @jamesobpa @cdent31 Chris Wood - No.4620 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @JustinPeach27 Sorry to drag the Peach name down20 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @cdent31 Doesn’t make top 5021 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Michael88445 Chris Wood at number 46. Small victories22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Joner07 Hernandez isn’t the second best player at Hull, never mind the Football League23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Journalist @ChrisDHWaugh gives us the inside track on #NUFC ahead of their visit to #SaintsFC this Saturday: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1mpr124 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | FourFourTwo’s top five players in the Football League: 5) Jordan Rhodes 4) Ross McCormack 3) Alan Judge 2) Abel Hernandez 1) Andre Gray25 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | FourFourTwo rates Hull’s Abel Hernandez the second best player in the Football League. I am bemused26 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @TomBascombe1885 dont think he has it in him to win a major but good price for a place27 minutes ago |
| Florin Gardoș @floringardos5 | I’ve been waiting for this for a while. Don’t mind the money I’ve spent to get THE sticker… Haha! #saintsfc https://t.co/liPzlEE2pB2 hours ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Life has been pretty sweet for Gaston Ramirez at Boro - the attacking midfielder scored this last night #Saintsfc https://t.co/63WOir9c5d35 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Just name the three #SaintsFC players in this video to win these great @GarminUK prizes. Reply using #BeatYesterday. https://grabyo.com/g/v/HHQ1L460cG0

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 18

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 06/04/2016 14:25:11

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius See continual arguments on our forums about expanding the ground, only just about sell out each week currently.11 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Ha! 2’s alright in terms of speed of getting through it, I find. Usually the smaller cityhopper-type BA flights through there12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Rate your Heathrow terminals in order #boredatwork17 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius If you had thousands on waiting lists for tickets then they might get away with it, but seems ground capacity is about right now19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @McHughvius Yep. Owners need to realise sharpish that a) you’re not United b) you’re not in London. Much more elasticity of demand w/ price28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Want a signed copy of Kelvin Davis’s new book delivered on its launch day? Then pre-order before tomorrow. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1mgxqan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Massive #betting weekend. Sat trying to narrow the field of possible winners in #TheMasters and the #GrandNationalan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | ***looking***an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Looming forward to teaming up with @talkSPORTDrive at St Mary’s on Saturday for #saintsfc v #nufc 3rd time in a row watching the visitors.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | .@SouthamptonFC @GarminUK 1. Glenn Cockerell 2. David Howells 3. Dejan Lovren #saintsfc https://t.co/yt6GScjPmh2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #BeatYesterday like @mattletiss7 and @FrannyBenali. @GarminUK will give £1 per pledge to @SFC_Foundation! #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/2dLFNzGbq4m2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Just name the three #SaintsFC players in this video to win these great @GarminUK prizes. Reply using #BeatYesterday. https://grabyo.com/g/v/HHQ1L460cG02 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | You can win a new Vivosmart HR watch and a signed #SaintsFC shirt, thanks to @GarminUK: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1movm2 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#BeatYesterday like @mattletiss7 and @FrannyBenali. @GarminUK will give £1 per pledge to @SFC_Foundation! #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/2dLFNzGbq4m

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 10

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Want a signed copy of Kelvin Davis’s new book delivered on its launch day? Then pre-order before tomorrow. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1mgxq

Retweets: 6

Favourites: 11

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