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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 24/03/2016

Novas botas prontas para acção! New football boots ready for action!#mercurial #nike #radiantrevealpack #seleçãonacional #nationalteam

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/03/2016 22:05:02

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @GPelle19 started for Italy in their 1-1 friendly draw with Spain tonight – http://sfcne.ws/GPItaSpa https://t.co/YkJxt3mBOe4 minutes ago |
| FAWales @FAWales | .@lloyd_isgrove is making his debut for #Wales tonight. #WALNIRan hour ago |
| Rob Harris @RobHarris | NEW: Premier League rules updated to allow more TV cash to be used on player salaries 2016-19 - with limits. Below: https://t.co/HvYDQN1P9san hour ago |

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#SaintsFC’s @FraserForster is hoping to make the most of his return to the #England fold – http://sfcne.ws/FFPreEngGer https://t.co/XhGYITIzXF

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 28

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/03/2016 20:04:19

| Ashley Broadley @AshBroadley | PA’s @tomallnuttPA spoke to Jan Olsson, the defender fooled by Johan Cruyff’s brilliant dummy at '74 World Cup http://bit.ly/1Ro0QPhan hour ago |

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@NorthernIreland - Northern Ireland

The NORTHERN IRELAND team to face @FAWales ! Come onnn!! #DareToDream #GAWA #WALvNIR https://t.co/0VhMg5uL6y

Retweets: 147

Favourites: 148

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 24/03/2016

Squad :portugal:

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 24/03/2016

Portugal v Bulgaria Tomorrow night Amanha a noite #todosjuntos #euro2016

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 24/03/2016

Another Japan goal for #SaintsFC’s Maya Yoshida! :+1: ( Saitama Stadium 2002 )

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Here’s #SaintsFC goalkeeper @FraserForster, who is on the bench for #England tonight, warming up in Germany – https://t.co/lcFa1Vf8Ha

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 17

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/03/2016 19:57:16

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Chaos outside the ground in Berlin, England fans directed to one gate then sent away and round the whole fucking ground2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “5-1, even Heskey scored” chant a large chunk of the 4,100 travelling fans4 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Germany fans whistle God Save The Queen - England fans respond by booing the hosts’ national anthem11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Quite the view ahead of Germany v England https://t.co/pVUfW6Nj3E14 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Amazing pre-match routine at the Olympiastadion considering this is just a friendly16 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s #SaintsFC goalkeeper @FraserForster, who is on the bench for #England tonight, warming up in Germany – https://t.co/lcFa1Vf8Ha19 minutes ago |

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45: What a shame for @JackButland_One. His night is over as @FraserForster comes on to replace him. #england [1-0]

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/03/2016 20:58:16

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Forster’s damaged patellar tendon could have kept the keeper out for over a year. Just 371 days after the injury, he comes on for England22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @hdub07 Will have only made them more pissed off, to be honest. I was fuming, and I’m certainly one of the milder ones!12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | A slightly better view once I finally got in the ground #englandaway @ Olympiastadion https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbhZzQuUO4/17 minutes ago |
| TC5 Design @Tim_Cross | @SimonPeach so, just over a year then.21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Forster’s damaged patellar tendon could have kept the keeper out for over a year. Just 371 days after the injury, he comes on for England22 minutes ago |
| England @england | 45: What a shame for @JackButland_One. His night is over as @FraserForster comes on to replace him. #england [1-0] 23 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Germany 1 England 0 - Butland punches the floor after Kroos’ strike from distance sneaks home. The goalkeeper looks hurt25 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @Prowsey16 and @Mattytargett help #England U21s to draw in Switzerland – http://sfcne.ws/EngU21sSwiA https://t.co/6btTlZVUZl31 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Tooor!” shown on the big screen as celebratory music pumped around the ground. Gomez’s goal ruled out for offside, though41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Chaos outside the ground, 10 minutes into the game. Absolutely fucking clueless. #englandaway @… https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbenjvuUHl/41 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @masonsfc9 News to come next week. #SKD10an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Two assists for #SaintsFC’s Sadio Mané as Senegal beat Niger 2-0 in #AFCON2017 qualifying – http://sfcne.ws/SMSenNiger https://t.co/8O08iV0QW5

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Favourites: 17

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Comebacks from 2-0 down are fun, aren’t they #England! #saintsfc https://t.co/N9UDUWAdwg

Retweets: 99

Favourites: 152

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/03/2016 21:59:45

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Comebacks from 2-0 down are fun, aren’t they #England! #saintsfc https://t.co/N9UDUWAdwg12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @AgardBlayne Very true! But it would also be heartbreaking to lose on penalties in the final, wouldn’t it? :grinning:5 minutes ago |
| BreatheSport @BreatheSport | 11 of the last 19 England debutants have worked under Mauricio Pochettino, either at Spurs or Southampton… https://t.co/Jzs9kxL1SO2 hours ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @stevefreeth you are the only bloke I know who is more cynical than me!10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Comebacks from 2-0 down are fun, aren’t they #England! #saintsfc https://t.co/N9UDUWAdwg12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Did not see that coming. Fucking belting result #englandaway @ Olympiastadion https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbo4wvOUBM/12 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Ironic Pochettino, a proud Argentine, has done more for the #eng football team over the past three years than any other manager.13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | FT: Germany 2 England 3 - time for a rewrite15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Well that escalated quickly… #englandaway @ Olympiastadion https://www.instagram.com/p/BDboW0auUPw/17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Germany 2 England 3 - Eric Dier heads home. Wow.17 minutes ago |
| Stan Collymore @StanCollymore | Rooney. Great player, still important. Just shouldn’t be ahead of Vardy or Kane for the Euros. Or Alli. Or Barkley. So where?22 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @bigadamsport @az_steve_wilson agree with Adam for a change lol. Lallana has been excellent tonight and for past few weeks.25 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Good to see a young, vibrant #eng team playing with flair and freedom. Should prove to Roy Hodgson it’s time to move on from Rooney etc26 minutes ago |
| James Masters @Masters_JamesD | Amazing what happens when you pick players on form rather than reputation…32 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Germany 2 England 2 - what a goal from Jamie Vardy. That was beautiful34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Two assists for #SaintsFC’s Sadio Mané as Senegal beat Niger 2-0 in #AFCON2017 qualifying – http://sfcne.ws/SMSenNiger https://t.co/8O08iV0QW540 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Germany 2 England 1 - exceptional finish from Kanean hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Germany 2 England 0 - Mario Gomez directs home a wonderful Khedira crossan hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 26/03/2016

#SaintsFC’s @fraserforster returned to the international stage tonight, as #England beat Germany 3-2! :clap: ( Olympiastadion )

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s @FraserForster returns to the international stage as #England beat Germany – http://sfcne.ws/FFGerEng https://t.co/BGeg3Gajoa

Retweets: 16

Favourites: 40

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/03/2016 22:59:41

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Football followed by back to back boxing with a nice bottle of red. Decent boys night in with @chriswisey7 minutes ago |
| TonyIncenzoTalkSPORT @TonyIncenzo | Jamie Vardy’s rise from Non-League football to England goalscorer should give inspiration to every young footballer… Never give up!21 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @chris_s_payne Hart; Clyne, Smalling, Stones, Rose; Dier, Alli; Vardy, Barkley, Lallana; Kane21 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Nice quiet night at the office… https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbt9bVPkae/28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @FraserForster returns to the international stage as #England beat Germany – http://sfcne.ws/FFGerEng https://t.co/BGeg3Gajoa40 minutes ago |
| Adam Virgo @Adamvirgs19 | Are England a better side with out Rooney?an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/03/2016 00:00:11

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Think Channel 5 got the better end of the deal with the boxingan hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 27/03/2016

No football? No problem! #SaintsFC’s Mick Channon finds an alternative as he prepares to take a corner against Stoke City FC in March 1982.

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