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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 18:17:11

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “I’m happy that everything has been made clear & we can now move on,” #Boro boss Karanka writes in the programme https://t.co/o88Ro7HrEP11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @YannTear Would love to15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Journo_Slash I can only dream15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Predict the result of #SaintsFC’s game against #LFC for a chance to win a signed @ryanbertrand3 shirt with @Betfair! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1korp15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @eightypence I’m particularly fond of those who move in over the road from a football ground that’s been there 100 years and complain.18 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Impressed by the #ClubTat on offer at #Boro. Mascot hat, fetching onesie, whisky & - my favourite - a club poncho https://t.co/17YDsD9cpA22 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @stevebone1 hardest meeting in the world yet I always come out on top. Work that one out.25 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @VictorWanyama will lead Kenya in Africa Cup of Nations qualifiers next week – http://sfcne.ws/VWKenGB https://t.co/Dnm4ZS6CNg28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | In Middlesbrough to see Karanka’s comeback at home to promotion rivals Hull https://www.instagram.com/p/BDGm8jNPkS8/31 minutes ago |
| Steve Bone @stevebone1 | @alex_crook By half a point I think! Well played, Think we both did ok there - maybe made 1 or 2 people (not bookies) a small profit.36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @markeetee Played.36 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s Sadio Mané is in the Senegal squad for two African Cup of Nations qualifiers – http://sfcne.ws/SMSglNgr https://t.co/5iXXTssqVC37 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | An 8-1 and 18-1 winner to round off #cheltfest hope u followed my tips. Believe I beat @stevebone1 in the tipster competition.37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Got there eventually. Still, fucked up our net run rate even further with that last over pissing around #everysilverlininghasacloud42 minutes ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/03/2016

@iamryanbertrand is used to fending off attacks… Including this one from Cuco Martina! #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/03/2016

@gpelle19_official all smiles in training. :grinning: #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/03/2016

He’s back! @victorwanyama was a happy man at training, with his five-match ban now at an end. :facepunch: #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 18/03/2016

@jayrodriguez_9 heading in the right direction at training. :soccer: #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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#SaintsFC’s players were busy at Staplewood today, getting ready for the visit of #LFC. Watch them in training – https://grabyo.com/g/v/usKJMviqLec

Retweets: 11

Favourites: 13

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 19:18:31

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s players were busy at Staplewood today, getting ready for the visit of #LFC. Watch them in training – https://grabyo.com/g/v/usKJMviqLec18 minutes ago |

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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 18/03/2016

It’s an honour and a pleasure to be able to represent my country one more time! É um orgulho e um prazer poder representar o meu país mais uma vez! #portugal

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@StevenDavis8 - Steven Davis

Hello @twitter! Let’s start with a competition - simply RT and follow for a chance to win my signed #SaintsFC shirt. https://t.co/A4hQlmq6SF

Retweets: 290

Favourites: 50

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 18/03/2016

Fireplace :heavy_check_mark: Blanket​:heavy_check_mark: Netflix and Chill​:heavy_check_mark: :pray:t2: #suits

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 21:20:39

| Dyson @dysonWSB | Fuck me, IDS quitting his post because his conscience can’t take these welfare cuts is like the Yorkshire Ripper going vegan.15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Check out our gallery of images from training, as #SaintsFC prepared for #LFC’s visit – http://sfcne.ws/Gallery180316 https://t.co/IaLdzH2ChBan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PhilKitro I believe Villa v Man Utd was moved to a Friday because of a BNP march. Yes, reallyan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @PhilKitro Next season, innitan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @ConnorArmstrong Happens to the best of usan hour ago |
| AnfieldIndex @AnfieldIndex | #SFCvLFC Preview Show With @Hari_Sethi @JohnRitchie84 @FreshSaints Listen: http://bit.ly/saintsvlfcpreview https://t.co/GIWnsispMBan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | First match at Riverside since Taylor-Fletcher’s brace & a Charlie Adam strike saw Blackpool win 3-0 here in Dec 2009. As cold as I remember2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Rather bizarrely, a message from Karanka read out & shown on the big screen before the players emerge for kick-off https://t.co/iWdOjqdqwf2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “Oh, Aitor Karanka” rings around the Riverside as kick-off as #Boro v #HCAFC edges closer. Huge night for both sides2 hours ago |
| Steven Davis @StevenDavis8 | Hello @twitter! Let’s start with a competition - simply RT and follow for a chance to win my signed #SaintsFC shirt. https://t.co/A4hQlmq6SF2 hours ago |
| Steven Davis @StevenDavis8 | Hello @twitter! Let’s start with a competition - simply RT and follow for a chance to win my signed #SaintsFC shirt. https://t.co/A4hQlmq6SF2 hours ago |

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#SaintsFC boost! Jay Rodriguez set for first-team return after international break http://tlks.pt/t0F1rX https://t.co/pdxAoND0sI

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 26

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 22:21:17

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Middlesbrough 1 Hull 0 - If you want to read a hastily-rewritten match report, you are in luck… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3499613/David-Nugents-late-winner-edges-Aitor-Karankas-Middlesbrough-past-Hull.html6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SteveReedMP Equally, does anyone actually believe IDS has suddenly developed a conscience after pushing previous cuts through?23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan Champ defences seem to have improved, PL clubs prefer to spend on attacking players so any creative talent leaves that division42 minutes ago |

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Watch our one-on-one interview with #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman, as he previews the visit of #LFChttp://youtu.be/zjz1hMlirzw

Retweets: 7

Favourites: 12

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/03/2016 23:22:34

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | After a 6-1 loss to #LFC last time, @RonaldKoeman says #SaintsFC have a point to prove – http://sfcne.ws/RKLFCHRevenge https://t.co/ZOVmViIMeL39 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Gaston Ramirez - from #SaintsFC reserve to #Boro hero. Perhaps he has finally settled in English football https://t.co/e3zsqNkRJJ40 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | An amazing sight @ Riverside Stadium https://www.instagram.com/p/BDHIYWYPkZ8/44 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC manager @RonaldKoeman wants his players to be out for a bit of revenge when they take on #LFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/FRFDZUpogd3an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/03/2016 03:27:17

| Chris Rann @crstig | Welcome to Twitter @StevenDavis8, no doubt your tweets will be neat, efficient and underrated! #saintsfc15 minutes ago |

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#SaintsFC manager @RonaldKoeman wants his players to be out for a bit of revenge when they take on #LFChttps://grabyo.com/g/v/FRFDZUpogd3

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 28

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/03/2016 08:28:53

| Pickle365 @sypickle365 | As if Kinder eggs are banned in America for safety reasons but you can buy guns in Wal Mart. Dangerous country2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Heading behind enemy lines today. Jabs all up to date. Gosport away.18 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 19/03/2016 09:29:20

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s are also taking on #LFC tomorrow, as they visit them in the #BU21PL. Check out our preview – http://youtu.be/UyEnzfFAjdA #saintsfc29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @51allout Sake :joy:39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Is Wort still there as well?an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Obviously something in the water down there when it comes to settling debtsan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Yeah, seems all is not well down there at the moment. If they’ve got a full team, it’s a strong side.an hour ago |

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