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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 15:10:30

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | In position at Old Trafford for #MUFC v #WHUFC. A big afternoon for Van Gaal’s men in particular https://t.co/ii3htPQrVx3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers Not sure there’s a single player in the Arsenal first team squad who he’s improved. Maybe Coquelin at a push.3 minutes ago |
| Manchester United @ManUtd | #mufc make three changes as Carrick, Lingard and Herrera come in for Schneiderlin, Memphis and Mata.8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Any chance of whoever kidnapped Alexis Sanchez returning him to get rid of this useless imposter?5 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s’ @simsjosh12 hopes for a chance to prove himself against #Boro – http://sfcne.ws/SimsBoroA21s #saintsfc https://t.co/c9NgGQXDKs8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | No wonder Arsenal are losing to Watford when they’ve got Guardiola in midfield, according to Robbie Savage.9 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fuck me, that’s some hit. Foot like a traction engine, etc19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @LizzieAnne7 Yes, #LCFC tickets are currently on sale to Official Members. Full details here – http://sfcne.ws/LCFCA030416 #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Mark Bryans @MarkyBryans | @SimonPeach think it’s a play on words… :wink: He is not red either. And certainly not gifted…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 16:10:41

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #WHUFC come close inside six minutes as Emenike breaks free & hits a right-footed shot across the face of goal3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | .@whufc_official’s seven-year-old mascot Vinnie looks decent - found the bottom corner three times in a row from 20 yards9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Decent noise coming from the 9,000 travelling fans at Old Trafford. Big 90 minutes for the top-ranked sides left in this year’s FA Cup12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Payet last outfield player warming up. Still practicing free-kicks24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @upthesaints Doesn’t matter, Wenger’s not going to be sacked. He’ll be there as long as he wants to be.27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Usual “Wenger Out” stuff post-defeat, but Kroenke calls the shots: “Arsene has an economics degree and runs the club well”. Going nowhere.28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Good lordan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | So very Arsenal to start chucking balls in the box having taken Giroud off.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MUFC & #WHUFC line-ups at Old Trafford. Sixth straight start for teenager Rashford - guess he’s not being eased in https://t.co/JwDNjlCQnlan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 17:10:53

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | HT: #MUFC 0 #WHUFC 0 - Emenike close for the visitors. Van Gaal’s men haven’t had a shot on target22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 Still, the cash figure in the accounts is at a record high, and that’s what really matters.31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @MaxTambo69 They are indeed – http://sfcne.ws/LCFCA030416 #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Yesterday’s win at #SCFC has put #SaintsFC right back on track, says @Prowsey16 – http://sfcne.ws/JWPPostSCFCA https://t.co/cmgizomOKW32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong Since when’s that ever stopped him?41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MUFC carved open but unmarked Emenike cannot beat De Gea. Big let-offan hour ago |
| Fouad AFC @FouadAFC | Outside the Emirates. Arsenal Fan TV regulars are fighting. Punches flying in. Embarrassing.an hour ago |

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Matt Targett - (mattytargett) on 13/03/2016

Great win for us yesterday⚽️

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 13/03/2016

Fantastic win!!!Nerve racking watching it but what a massive 3 points to keep us in the fight!!:muscle::pray:t2: #wemarchon @southamptonfc Vitoria importantíssima,num campo difícil,que nos mantém na luta pela Europa!!! #semprejuntos

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 19:11:58

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We spoke to #SaintsFC’s @FraserForster after he picked up a second award for his efforts during February – http://youtu.be/pQ1SdRLq2bU2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Congratulations to @FraserForster, who has been voted by fans as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for February! :clap: https://t.co/UcBgBxxv0f9 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to #LCFC next month go on general sale at 9am GMT on Monday morning. https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1j5nz35 minutes ago |
| Paddy Power @paddypower | The replay at West Ham will of course affect prices, but right now, Everton are FA Cup favs! http://pdy.pr/zLxhDj https://t.co/9LbPpWOaOuan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | So the inevitable #mufc defeat can wait til the replay.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Jonnogreig @themichaelowen Don’t think he’s particularly biased, he’s just a shit co-commentator.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Memphis Depay’s role model is clearly Dusan Tadic.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers When you’re already 5-0 down, perhaps?an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MUFC 1 #WHUFC 1 - Martial potentially saves the day with seven minutes remaining, starting the move & turning home from an acute anglean hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That’s one hell of a finish considering the risk of running into the far post. Great build-up play as well, not said that much this season.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @beautifulbraps Just a hunch, but I reckon you’re enjoying this :wink:2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Cheers as Fellaini taken off. Unpleasant atmosphere2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “You should be ashamed, Woodward” bellows one disgruntled #MUFC fan in the posh seats2 hours ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | That was a stunning #whufc goal tbf but this game has been coasting to an inevitable #mufc defeat for a while.2 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #MUFC 0 #WHUFC 1 - exceptional free-kick from Payet sends 9,000 travelling fans wild2 hours ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Keep it up Harry Kane #thfc https://t.co/1XbIePlZfY2 hours ago |

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Congratulations to @FraserForster, who has been voted by fans as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for February! :clap: https://t.co/UcBgBxxv0f

Retweets: 42

Favourites: 142

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 20:12:13

| Daniel Storey @danielstorey85 | 2010/11 was the last season during which Nottingham Forest didn’t sack a manager.15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Laughable red card decision and perhaps should have had a penalty. Makes a change for us to hold out at your place!18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Looking at the highlights, game should have been done by half-time, what the fuck Tadic was doing I’ve no idea.19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Presumably more so than yesterday :wink: somewhat unexpected, but that seems to be our way this season. Weird.22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @FraserForster thanks fans after being named Player of the Month for February – http://sfcne.ws/FFFebPOTM https://t.co/EMtsoK9TCm35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Mostly the latter. Very funny seeing their entitled fans experience what the rest of us get every year.39 minutes ago |

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Congratulations to @fraserforster, who has been voted by fans as #SaintsFC’s Player of the Month for February. ( Staplewood Campus )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 22:12:25

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay six years ago, Dan Harding scored the only goal as #SaintsFC beat #LUFC 1-0 at St Mary’s – https://grabyo.com/g/v/55xVRDUIFQi2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/03/2016 23:12:56

| Steve Bone @stevebone1 | For anyone interested, @alex_crook and I will be swapping @CheltenhamRaces tips on here this week. Think 1 person benefitted last yr!9 hours ago |
| Ian Danter @talkdants | Join me as @talkSPORT2 launches 10am on Tuesday morning direct from @CheltenhamRaces - your new home of live sportan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Just finished watching #atletico game from Saturday night as part of my prep for Tuesday. Gonna be a tough one for #psv live on @talkSPORT219 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Victory at #SCFC has set #SaintsFC up nicely for the visit of #LFC, says Steven Davis – http://sfcne.ws/DavisPostSCFCA https://t.co/pzI926V6ok21 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/03/2016 00:13:21

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Want more? Watch over 20 minutes of highlights from #SaintsFC’s win at #SCFC on http://www.player.saintsfc.co.uk now – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1jzna9 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s time for our 60-second highlights! :movie_camera: Catch the key moments from#SaintsFCC’s 2-1 victory at#SCFCC –https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1jzicr13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Not long to wait now. Highlights from #SaintsFC’s win at #SCFC will be on http://saintsfc.co.uk at midnight! :clock12:http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/709157876850294785/photo/1Han hour ago |

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#SaintsFC will appeal Sadio Mané’s red card - they have until 1pm on Monday to notify the FA. Will be amazed if it isn’t overturned

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/03/2016 07:18:15

| Chris Rann @crstig | Paul Williams at the helm at #nffc now! Good luck to him! #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/03/2016 08:19:39

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Morning all! :wave: Start your week with our 60-second highlights from#SaintsFCC’s win at#SCFCC on Saturday –https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1jzicr17 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/03/2016 09:20:41

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to #LCFC next month are now on general sale. Secure your seat – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1j5nz20 minutes ago |

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#OnThisDay six years ago, Dan Harding scored the only goal as #SaintsFC beat #LUFC 1-0 at St Mary’s – https://grabyo.com/g/v/55xVRDUIFQi

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/03/2016 10:21:54

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s take on their #Boro counterparts today. Kick-off is at 1.30pm GMT. Watch our preview – http://youtu.be/H1x5QPrgKaw #saintsfc14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @DavidRoberts130 The St Mary’s Ticket Office is open until 5pm today. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC fans – why not back Ron’s Dream at this year’s #CheltenhamFestival? :horse: @Betfairr have a great offer –https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1k0jnKan hour ago |

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