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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/03/2016 22:56:21

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @NikitaAlden Geekan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/03/2016 21:56:00

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Coach Martin Hunter felt #SaintsFCU21s’ efforts deserved more against #LCFC – http://sfcne.ws/MHPostLCFCU21A #saintsfc https://t.co/Hb6O8E0a5z12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Redsaint76 Hi. The potential change was included in our story about the latest TV games – http://sfcne.ws/TVGamesAprMay #saintsfc15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @Jidsfc The general sale period for #NUFC is due to begin from 9am on Thursday, subject to availability. #saintsfc29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s suffer defeat at #LCFC, despite @JakeHesketh’s fifth goal of the season – http://sfcne.ws/U21LCFCAReport https://t.co/ST34VyeNNj39 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @NannyPig7 See you again soon! :+1:#saintsfccan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | FULL TIME: #LCFC U21s 2-1 #SaintsFCU21s @JakeHesketh’s goal can’t prevent defeat for #SaintsFC in the #BU21PL. https://t.co/25pZV1hu2wan hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 07/03/2016

@jakehesketh scored, but #SaintsFCU21s lost 2-1 to #LCFC in the #BU21PL. #saintsfc ( The King Power Stadium, Leicester City Football Club )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/03/2016 20:55:04

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 72: @SamGallagher40 is denied by #LCFC’s Ben Hamer as #SaintsFCU21s search for an equaliser. #saintsfc [2-1] http://snpy.tv/1pbt2ho 21 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #LCFC U21s 2-1 #SaintsFCU21s (@JakeHesketh 64) Hesketh gets #SaintsFC back in it with a calm finish. http://snpy.tv/1R13w4n27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 54: #SaintsFCU21s’ @JakeHesketh sees a curling strike from distance go just wide of the far post. #saintsfc [2-0] http://snpy.tv/1R11OzX 38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 46: #LCFC get us back under way. @simsjosh12 is on for #SaintsFCU21s, with Jake Vokins making way. #saintsfc [2-0] http://snpy.tv/1Tn0yxx an hour ago |

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GOAL: #LCFC U21s 2-1 #SaintsFCU21s (@JakeHesketh 64) Hesketh gets #SaintsFC back in it with a calm finish. http://snpy.tv/1R13w4n

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 24

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#SaintsFCU18s fought back from three goals down to draw with #BHAFC on Saturday – http://sfcne.ws/U18ReportBHAFCA #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/x5s9BTLDNFh

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 13

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 07/03/2016

@mattytargett in action for #SaintsFCU21s against #LCFC. #saintsfc ( The King Power Stadium, Leicester City Football Club )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 07/03/2016 19:54:55

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | HALF TIME: #LCFC U21s 2-0 #SaintsFCU21s The hosts lead through Admiral Muskwe and Joe Dodoo. #saintsfc https://t.co/RZY9ZR3Oyi3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #LCFC U21s 2-0 #SaintsFCU21s (Joe Dodoo 31) Dodoo’s deflected strike beats Paulo Gazzaniga. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1R0TPmd19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan All depends on your budget. The Pro is ace, but not cheap.22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 25: Almost an instant response from #SaintsFCU21s, but @JakeHesketh fires narrowly wide. #saintsfc [1-0] http://snpy.tv/1X7vC2o 24 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #LCFC U21s 1-0 #SaintsFCU21s (Admiral Muskwe 23) Muskwe cuts inside and finds the bottom corner. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1R0SFXT27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 14: The first effort at goal comes from #SaintsFCU21s midfielder @armanilittle, but he fires over. #saintsfc [0-0] http://snpy.tv/21TgDQj 35 minutes ago |
| Jason Lawson @jase1962 | @FreshSaints Has played well, Davis more of a talisman…all good as they are both fine player’s :blush:36 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | @jase1962 He’s certainly up there. I love the man. However, his tendency to miss some big chances makes Bertrand just take it for me!38 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Bertrand is one damn good player. I personally believe that only Morgan has reached that same level of consistency in recent years #Saintsfc41 minutes ago |
| Tiff Needell @tiff_tv | Thought @ryanbertrand3 was one of those full of effort for #SaintsFC on Saturday - think the fans need to find a song for him!!an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 1: #SaintsFCU21s get proceedings under way against their #LCFC counterparts at King Power Stadium. #saintsfc [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1TZVoaz an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/03/2016 19:38:40

| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | @Marz194 Thank you Marlon! He needs game time elsewhere to work his way into the side. I don’t think RK trusts him yet.29 minutes ago |
| Marlon @Marz194 | @FreshSaints @FreshFootball @HarrisonReed Completely agree - I think it’s a waste of Reed’s talent not to be playing. Close to 1st team?31 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | @ArthurCogger Thank you very much Arthur - as was I! He’s a really enjoyable young player to watch.30 minutes ago |
| Arthur Cogger @ArthurCogger | @FreshSaints @FreshFootball @HarrisonReed thanks for the read (no pun), I for one was hoping he would get a better run in the first team :+1:33 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Check out our latest piece where we talk about what’s next for the midfielder who has been likened to Paul Scholes #Saintsfc35 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Calling all Football League clubs #Saintsfc http://freshsaints.com/calling-all-football-league-clubs/ https://t.co/SI1duotWrXan hour ago |
| Jamie Barrett @jamie_4321 | @FreshSaints please let him goan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | So, just how annoying is it to lose to Bournemouth and then draw to Sunderland? Me: #Saintsfc https://t.co/2mGDi7df5Kan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Get the lowdown on #SaintsFC’s next opponents from #SCFC expert @mspinks10 – http://sfcne.ws/ITSCFCA https://t.co/4qkRyFp17w2 hours ago |
| :soccer:TOMMY​:soccer: @we8pompey84 | @FreshSaints cash in can’t jump #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| theBish @b1shywah | @FreshSaints they’re welcome to him2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @MarucciSteph Great goal! :soccer: #saintsfc2 hours ago |

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St Mary’s is hosting a special #GenerationHope event in support of #SaintsFC’s charity partner @MarysMeals tonight. https://t.co/GiaTmV0Ba4

Retweets: 7

Favourites: 8

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/03/2016 20:39:06

| Charlie Hawkins @charliehawk93 | @FreshSaints @ConnorArmstrong @FreshFootball @HarrisonReed he was superb against Everton last year when we had lots of injuries! :+1:19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That’s an annoyingly good goal by the cunt27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | St Mary’s is hosting a special #GenerationHope event in support of #SaintsFC’s charity partner @MarysMeals tonight. https://t.co/GiaTmV0Ba4an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/03/2016 21:39:28

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Well they do say you should never run with scissors, so perhaps that was a preventative measure :wink:12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Mido was very interested. In eating.15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Seen much of Victor Wanyama? :wink:16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Not impressed? You hide it so well :smiley:20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson I like that we generally don’t resort to being a shower of cunts, but also acknowledge that it does us no fucking favours.25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Depressingly true that that is actually a thing to aspire to, really.27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Costa’s not there, tbf. He’d be the one instigating it. You seem to actually have some likeable sorts out there now.28 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Van Gaal said earlier today that fans should be proud the likes of Chelsea are representing England in the Champions League. Hmmm.29 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Don’t think #cfc have played badly tonight but #psg look a class act29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | First thing Di Maria’s done all night, but absolutely laid it on a plate for Zlatan there.30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Sake. Just park them down the fucking road.31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Well that’s that then.31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Odd. Understandable for the front rows as the old UEFA advertising boards were taller, but the back of the stand makes no sense34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @FrannysTash Yeah, I’m in the “couldn’t give a toss either way” camp on this one, really.34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Must have asked this before, but back 5 rows of Matthew Harding stand are empty… pourquoi?38 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Yeah, looked an obvious fuckup by the ref at the time, not so much on the replay though tbf. Been an odd game so far.39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Hilariously disgusting challenge by Mikel there. I LOL’d.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/03/2016 22:40:01

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Mancunian cider? When in, ummm, Greater Manchester… https://instagram.com/p/BCv8VzSPkdQ/6 minutes ago |
| Lee Myers @leemyersSfc | @FreshSaints @FreshFootball @HarrisonReed every time I watch the under 21s he’s a standout, I would love to see him have a run in the team15 minutes ago |
| Lee Myers @leemyersSfc | @FreshSaints 5, draw at Stoke and Leicester and win against Liverpool14 minutes ago |
| Paddy Power @paddypower | Liverpool v Man Utd tomorrow in the Europa. That’ll be a quiet night in the library. NOT. https://t.co/4ABBT4Rp9i26 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Be sure to check out our latest piece on fan favourite Harrison Reed #Saintsfc27 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Can #cfc bounce back v #efc in the #facup on Saturday? Tune in to @talkSPORTLive to find out.34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamesgleave1 Fenchurch Street. Always Fenchurch Street. Tiny station not fit for purpose and the destinations, FFS.41 minutes ago |

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Tonight’s #GenerationHope event included a message for #SaintsFC fans who have supported @MarysMealshttps://grabyo.com/g/v/M2sn2IO67pV

Retweets: 14

Favourites: 7

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/03/2016 23:40:32

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tonight’s #GenerationHope event included a message for #SaintsFC fans who have supported @MarysMeals – https://grabyo.com/g/v/M2sn2IO67pVan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/03/2016 08:09:31

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman and goalkeeper @FraserForster nominated for February awards – http://sfcne.ws/RKFFFebAwards http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/707838743202426880/photo/18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #saintsfc mission for the rest of the season is clear. They have to win games like Stoke at the weekend for any chance of Europe.31 minutes ago |

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#SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman and goalkeeper @FraserForster nominated for February awards – http://sfcne.ws/RKFFFebAwards http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/707838743202426880/photo/1

Retweets: 12

Favourites: 11

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/03/2016 09:11:42

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s home game against #NUFC next month are now on general sale. Book now – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1j5ny11 minutes ago |

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