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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/02/2016 11:25:14

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong Just sarcastically ask them if they bought a ticket for that bag. Usually shames them into moving it.6 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU18s 1-1 #Swans U18s (Ollie Gardner own-goal 12) The visitors find an instant equaliser. #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/3AV1zsjs6l96 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU18s 1-0 #Swans U18s (Dan N’Lundulu 4) The striker taps home to give #SaintsFC an early lead. https://grabyo.com/g/v/kVmgk7tSX6x12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bglendenning The upselling thing doesn’t bother me too much, it’s the idea that Argos was right all along that upsets me :grin:27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I’m calling bullshit on all of this. Who thought making people wait ages for fast food was a good idea? Speed is the only reason I buy it!28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | So rather than ordering what I want and getting it in the same conversation, I have to order, then take a receipt and join another queue!30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s how #SaintsFCU18s line up for this morning’s #BU18PL play-off clash with the #Swans at Staplewood – https://t.co/ZYQQw1lHZB30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | What is it with “fast food” brands making the whole process complicated and time-consuming these days? McDonald’s following KFC’s awful lead31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SamDobson1 which I suppose is why he’s probably available…36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SamDobson1 Problem is he’s turned into a bits-and-pieces player rather than being excellent in one position, while also being injury prone37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 1990, @mattletiss7 netted this brilliant hat-trick as #SaintsFC beat #NCFC 4-1 at The Dell – https://grabyo.com/g/v/cp8UcxQxCFM41 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @mattletiss7 We might have another one for you shortly :eyes:.#saintsfcc43 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/02/2016 12:25:52

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Not at St Mary’s today? Follow our liveblog for coverage of #SaintsFC’s game with #CFC – http://sfcne.ws/CFCHLive https://t.co/ger7BVLaxg6 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 12 games to go! Can #SaintsFC finish the day sitting fifth in the #BPL? #WeMarchOn https://t.co/DU4lleA3vu23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton I bet that’s @Richmond_Red leading it. Always knew he was trouble.30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tried @Snapchat’s faceswap feature? @Prowsey16 and @chazaustin9 have! :joy: Add us –http://sfcne.ws/SnapchatAddq#saintsfcchttp://snpy.tv/1KS4GTnc33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | HALF TIME: #SaintsFCU18s 1-2 #Swans U18s #SaintsFC took the lead, but the visitors are ahead at the break. https://grabyo.com/g/v/SM79V75HM4D33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DavidELuker It’s ridiculous. Almost as if the guy responsible for Argos is desperate to prove he was right all along38 minutes ago |
| Neil Allen @pn_neil_allen | The former #Pompey player who has hit the jackpot in Las Vegas. (My Saturday column). http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/the-ex-pompey-player-hitting-the-jackpot-in-vegas-1-7232732an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU18s 1-2 #Swans U18s (Liam Edwards 23) Edwards puts the visitors ahead with a calm finish. #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/2O2DjtuONJdan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

They’ve arrived! Watch as #SaintsFC’s players make their way into St Mary’s ahead of the clash with #CFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/EOnysFZt4aL

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 36

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 27/02/2016

What would #SaintsFC’s Charlie Austin and @prowsey16 look like if they swapped faces? Add ‘southamptonfc’ on Snapchat to find out! ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/02/2016 13:29:46

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The sun’s out at St Mary’s! #saintsfc http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/703572203116171264/photo/12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU18s’ #BU18PL play-off campaign starts with a draw against the #Swans. Report – http://sfcne.ws/U18RepSwansH https://t.co/2iIu9aK4KZ13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | FULL TIME: #SaintsFCU18s 2-2 #Swans U18s #SaintsFC’s #BU18PL play-off campaign starts with a draw. https://grabyo.com/g/v/FEkoWMnlU7x31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @georgeeadamss Happy birthday! :birthday:33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s players were in good spirits as they arrived ahead of today’s game against #CFC. :camera: https://t.co/50TejSItLp37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | They’ve arrived! Watch as #SaintsFC’s players make their way into St Mary’s ahead of the clash with #CFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/EOnysFZt4aLan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFCU18s 2-2 #Swans U18s (Connor Langan 68) Langan’s cross goes all the way in to level for #SaintsFC. https://grabyo.com/g/v/ZWhPMqYsMmjan hour ago |

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The sun’s out at St Mary’s! #saintsfc http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/703572203116171264/photo/1

Retweets: 16

Favourites: 33

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

The teams are in – and @chazaustin9 makes his first start for the club! Here’s how #SaintsFC line up in full – https://t.co/VHcMeDIPNi

Retweets: 209

Favourites: 134

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 27/02/2016

Charlie Austin makes his first start for #SaintsFC! He’s one of two changes as @cedricsoares41 also comes in against #CFC. ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Former @F1 ace @AussieGrit is among the guests at St Mary’s today. We got his views on #SaintsFC’s clash with #CFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/hv8QX3dNtV2

Retweets: 23

Favourites: 43

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/02/2016 14:30:13

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The teams are in – and @chazaustin9 makes his first start for the club! Here’s how #SaintsFC line up in full – https://t.co/VHcMeDIPNi30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC skipper José Fonte leads the side out to warm up ahead of today’s clash with #CFC – http://snpy.tv/211Glwq5 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Former @F1 ace @AussieGrit is among the guests at St Mary’s today. We got his views on #SaintsFC’s clash with #CFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/hv8QX3dNtV214 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC goalkeeper @FraserForster is out warming up. Can he set a new club record this afternoon? http://snpy.tv/211Fhsk15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman on @chazaustin9’s start, opposing manager Guus Hiddink and today’s clash with #CFC – http://snpy.tv/1QNj8hN22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We run you through all the team news from St Mary’s, where #SaintsFC make two changes for today’s game with #CFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/sI2mqCBCp1T25 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Pedro, Willian, Hazard and Diego Costa are going to have their work cut out for them today from these boys #Saintsfc https://t.co/QipB45ow1M26 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Very happy with today’s team, how is everyone else feeling about it? #Saintsfc26 minutes ago |
| Ronald Koeman @RonaldKoeman | Matchday! https://t.co/pTOvP8JorG3 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s @chazaustin9’s shirt hanging in the dressing room ahead of his first start for #SaintsFC – https://t.co/WMoAXOphao28 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Oh I love that team. Five at the back, Austin starts, Davis at 10 and a very strong bench #Saintsfc29 minutes ago |
| Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC | Chelsea team today: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic ©, Baba Rahman; Mikel, Fabregas; Pedro, Willian, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The teams are in – and @chazaustin9 makes his first start for the club! Here’s how #SaintsFC line up in full – https://t.co/VHcMeDIPNi30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ten minutes until the teams are announced! Who will start for #SaintsFC against #CFC this afternoon? https://t.co/8xwKfFarUE40 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Our man Ronald Koeman with fellow Dutchman and Chelsea boss Guss Hiddink #Saintsfc #cfc https://t.co/2tJO2Xaiwc44 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | How will #SaintsFC get on against #CFC? Predict the result for a chance to win @ryanbertrand3’s boots with @Betfair! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1hxh6an hour ago |
| Francis Benali @FrannyBenali | St Mary’s bound for @SouthamptonFC v @ChelseaFC Should be a great game! #saintsfc :soccer:an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | The #CFC squad has arrived at St Mary’s. We’ll have team news from both sides at 2pm GMT. #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1oOuS7Dan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

We run you through all the team news from St Mary’s, where #SaintsFC make two changes for today’s game with #CFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/sI2mqCBCp1T

Retweets: 18

Favourites: 29

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Here’s @chazaustin9’s shirt hanging in the dressing room ahead of his first start for #SaintsFC – https://t.co/WMoAXOphao

Retweets: 38

Favourites: 74

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@BBCSport - BBC Sport

Are Chelsea the ones to break Southampton’s resolve? LIVE http://bbc.in/1KSkoOq #SOUCHE #CFC #SAINTSFC https://t.co/vHLbdfpVS5

Retweets: 41

Favourites: 30

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/02/2016 15:30:31

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @ryanbertrand3 has looked bright against his former club #CFC so far – https://t.co/sPd8dZZHo0a minute ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 27: @FraserForster is tested for the first time this afternoon, but he holds Oscar’s shot comfortably. #saintsfc [0-0] 3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s @chazaustin9 in action on his first start for #SaintsFC – https://t.co/ihCRlC5f9y4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 23: @chazaustin9’s excellent cross is defended well by Gary Cahill. Another corner for #SaintsFC, which comes to nothing. [0-0] 7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 16: A brilliant cross-field pass from @VirgilvDijk affords @Mattytargett time to cross, but #CFC are able to clear away. #saintsfc [0-0] 14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 13: @chazaustin9’s shot is blocked by a #CFC defender after good build-up play from #SaintsFC. [0-0] 18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 10: Great play from @VirgilvDijk to cross for @ShaneLong7, but the striker’s header goes just over the top. #saintsfc [0-0] 21 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 7: #CFC are forced into an early change as the injured Pedro is replaced by Oscar. #saintsfc [0-0] 24 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 1: An early pass forward from @JordyClasie almost finds @ShaneLong7, but the ball runs on through to Thibaut Courtois. #saintsfc [0-0] 29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 1: We’re under way! Can #SaintsFC make it seven games unbeaten in the #BPL? COYR! :red_circle::white_circle::red_circle::white_circle: [0-0] 30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here come the teams! Kick-off is just moments away… #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/21pNj3L33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Can striking duo @ShaneLong7 and @chazaustin9 fire #SaintsFC to victory against #CFC this afternoon? http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/703591931968753664/photo/144 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | You’re better than this, @mattletiss7! #saintsfc http://snpy.tv/1oOAK0Dan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ahead of facing his former club #CFC, #SaintsFC’s @ryanbertrand3 spoke to the media – http://snpy.tv/21z8PQ7an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

GOAL: #SaintsFC 1-0 #CFC (@ShaneLong7 42) What a finish! Long dinks the ball over Courtois to put the hosts ahead at St Mary’s.

Retweets: 54

Favourites: 60

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@BBCMOTD - Match of the Day

Fraser Forster has gone 667 mins & counting since conceding - a #SAINTSFC top-flight record http://bbc.in/1KSkoOq https://t.co/npPrptyDbM

Retweets: 50

Favourites: 71

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

42: GOOOOOOAL!! LONG!! #saintsfc [1-0] http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/703606112214511617/photo/1

Retweets: 228

Favourites: 171

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

He’s done it! @FraserForster now holds #SaintsFC’s top-flight record for longest time without conceding a goal! :clap:http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/703604436028026881/photo/1z

Retweets: 367

Favourites: 292

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

HALF TIME: #SaintsFC 1-0 #CFCThe hosts lead at the break thanks to @ShaneLong7’s excellent finish. https://t.co/JlmIiSIbBP

Retweets: 63

Favourites: 77

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@BBCSport - BBC Sport

GOAL! Out of nowhere, Baba with a horrible error and Shane Long makes him pay 1-0 Saints http://bbc.in/1KSkoOq #SOUCHE #CFC #SAINTSFC

Retweets: 93

Favourites: 76

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