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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 07:33:23

| Chris Rann @crstig | Could we get a @dubaisaints team for this? http://www.gofor24.com/2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 12 games to go. 36 more points to play for. #WeMarchOn. https://grabyo.com/g/v/ERPHvCv5i0y3 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 08:34:08

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s welcome @ReadingFC to Staplewood tonight. Watch our preview ahead of the #BU21PL clash – http://youtu.be/o3dThjMOiWA #saintsfc3 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @hirstclass Good luck. Don’t get tearful43 minutes ago |
| Paul Hirst @hirstclass | Excited to be starting work @TimesSport today. An eventful night at Shrewsbury lies ahead, no doubt!an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFCU21s welcome @ReadingFC to Staplewood tonight. Watch our preview ahead of the #BU21PL clash – http://youtu.be/o3dThjMOiWA #saintsfc

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Favourites: 3

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 22/02/2016

Happy birthday to legendary #SaintsFC defender Claus Lundekvam, who turns 43 today! :tada:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 09:34:53

| KingFut.com @King_Fut | EXCLUSIVE: Martin Jol needs to agree just one more detail to sign for @AlAhly: http://bit.ly/JolClose By @Marwan_KF https://t.co/KkhSUvO8If6 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | The kind of person who shows someone a red card for jokingly showing them a red card, is exactly the kind of person who becomes a referee.40 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 10:36:10

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @StonehamLane Well, quite. I like that they did the last round of both the Vase and Trophy on Periscope. Finally catching up in digital era.15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | FA Vase draw at 11:30, there’s a 66% chance the FA gets the draw they want, i.e. Hereford and Salisbury kept apart.17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @HullCity When to play the replay?41 minutes ago |
| The League Magazine @Theleaguemag | Southampton 1949-50 https://t.co/YJXEXdxoOr3 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s coach @RadhijaidiOff targets continued development when @ReadingFC visit – http://sfcne.ws/RJPreU21RFCH https://t.co/ZFkJVJLdXuan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

There were two wins from three for #SaintsFC’s loanees on Saturday. Full loan round-up – http://sfcne.ws/LW220216 https://t.co/ivgUlzwvfE

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 11:28:22

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevmarmol New pair of trainers, customised Gazelles. Shipping email gives link to DHL, but no shipment code. Adidas order # doesn’t worka minute ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Why is tracking an order on the @adidasUK website such a horrendous and time-consuming ordeal? Genuinely awful user experience.4 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Placid_Chairboy I remember this, I expect most Saints fans would back you now… #turncoat13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | There were two wins from three for #SaintsFC’s loanees on Saturday. Full loan round-up – http://sfcne.ws/LW220216 https://t.co/ivgUlzwvfE26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @fredwin Cheers m8️⃣. #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 12:30:15

| Bileys Mullet @BileysMullet | Football. Gigs. Everything. All ruined given time… https://t.co/b61AqcMumi26 minutes ago |
| Charlie @ffsMane | It takes a lot to beat Big Fraser. But one year ago today, Coutinho done it in style. Not half bad http://vine.co/v/irDIrJTFl22 #Saintsfc21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 @Zonal_Marking A perfect metaphor for life in this country, then.32 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | It takes a lot to beat Big Fraser. But one year ago today, Coutinho done it in style. Not half bad http://vine.co/v/irDIrJTFl22 #Saintsfc33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @GreggDavies Absolutely amazed there was no hot/cold ball work going on in that draw to keep them apart.37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Zonal_Marking Two of the quarter-finals on Saturday went to extra time. No penalties at the one that wasn’t decided, though.an hour ago |
| Michael Cox @Zonal_Marking | FA Cup replays: why not have them opt-out? If *both* sides agree, then the first game goes to ET and penalties. If not, it goes to a replay.an hour ago |
| The FA @FA | The #FAVase semi-final draw: Hereford v Salisbury and Bowers & Pitsea/Kidlington v Morpeth Town/Bristol Manor Farm.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @martynziegler It says everything about the other candidates that someone so intrinsically linked to Platini is seen as the rational choice.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kevmarmol It’s absolutely infuriating. The user account section of their website is appalling from a UX perspective.an hour ago |
| Paul Kelso @pkelso | Former FIFA ex-co member & 2018-22 voter Worawi Makudi banned from all football for three months for ignoring previous 90-day ban…an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 13:31:56

| Chris Rann @crstig | @_MarkSanderson No worries! I panicked I had deleted them by mistake!2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @paulloughlin Watermarking is the way forward, sadly :frowning: #thievingc**ts18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @_MarkSanderson Have you returned them? I’ve not seen anything!19 minutes ago |
| Dean Nelson @deanocity3 | 30 years ago today @Coventry_City 3 Southampton 2 goals from @alanbrazil Pickering & Bennett. https://t.co/DA2gKQHfv33 hours ago |
| Dharmesh Sheth @skysports_sheth | Interview with @QPRFC chairman @tonyfernandes later this afternoon… His thoughts to come on @SkySportsNewsHQ #SSNHQ #QPR2 hours ago |
| Evening Standard @standardnews | Save on washing up by making edible spoons http://bit.ly/1oX4rN0 https://t.co/Zn2LJiUdbtan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s must win the physical battle against @ReadingFC, says @armanilittle – http://sfcne.ws/ALPreRFCHU21 https://t.co/MXmcC5szXcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 14:32:52

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @CallumIsMe92 Cheers, Callum. It’s nice to be appreci8️⃣ed. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB More commonly known as "acting like a thug"34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @MikeeSFC We’ve yet to receive information on this game. Should have something in the next fortnight. #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 15:33:56

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | This “Villa lose to their U21s” thing, is it REALLY a story? Surely this happens all the time at loads of clubs. It’s a training game, FFS!3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesMawFFT I love the clarification in brackets. Just to make sure.20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gandermonium True, I do have an image to maintain22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB Amazing news. Next they’ll be telling us that the people behind all of these “Fan TV” channels are production companies.23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB What’s the “revelation”? Think I’ve missed this…26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan And the ref only went for a *yellow* card for one of the players involved?!27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @aaronflan I’d have sent them both off. Both went in at dangerous speed, not in control of their bodies.39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gareth_Davies09 Why is it only planning on staying for 5 years? Hardly seems beneficial under those terms with such a short-term vision.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jon_reeve Thank fuck he’s not at Liverpool anymore. They might actually have achieved something.44 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Can’t make Saturday’s game? Make your seat available and get up to £30 off your 2016/17 Season Ticket! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1gh4ian hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jon_reeve Never a dull moment, certainly.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A limited number of seats have become available for Saturday’s visit of #CFC. Book your ticket now! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1gha0an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danielstorey85 Why on earth would anyone do that?!an hour ago |

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@SFC_Foundation - Saints Foundation

We and @SouthamptonFC are supporting @sportrelief. Sign up for your local mile here: http://www.sportrelief.com/events/event-info https://t.co/xpyBmJZ7CV

Retweets: 3

Favourites: 6

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 16:34:51

| Duncan Wright @dwright75 | Sunderland?? Did you really know all along??35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gareth_Davies09 Let me guess, yet more flats?33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 I assume you kicked something34 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | VIDEO:- Exclusive interview with @_MarkSanderson on his forthcoming #BobbyStokesBook http://georgeweahscousin.com/interview-mark-sanderson-on-his-forthcoming-bobby-stokes-biography/ #saintsfc #pompey44 minutes ago |
| Saints Foundation @SFC_Foundation | We and @SouthamptonFC are supporting @sportrelief. Sign up for your local mile here: http://www.sportrelief.com/events/event-info https://t.co/xpyBmJZ7CVan hour ago |
| Ali Dia @gwcdotcom | Interview:- Mark Sanderson on his forthcoming Bobby Stokes Biography! #saintsfc #pompey http://georgeweahscousin.com/interview-mark-sanderson-on-his-forthcoming-bobby-stokes-biography/ https://t.co/M8nKoOzbKsan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 When you do so, somebody with more muscle/clout will just pass it off as their own.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 It’s also partly related to pending closure of Indy and Guardian troubles - difficult/impossible to make £ giving stuff awayan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 Sadly this is the world we live in. Fully expecting Buzzfeed to slap their watermark over it and coin in the advertising revenuean hour ago |
| Nicholas Williams @medibot33 | None of the media outlets posting about the Hemel fluke are crediting any of the people who produced the pictures or video. Stealing contentan hour ago |
| Andy Lang @HRH_Duke_of_Url | Needless to say, I don’t think it’s good news. https://t.co/LuGppvSycJ2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 17:36:18

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamiedharris They do, yes. Only semis that don’t. They played QFs on really weird days a season or two ago, IIRC25 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamiedharris Suspect they might have to lump it, especially if a) the game’s not televised in the UK, and b) there’s no English CL interest27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gareth_Davies09 A lot of slamming going on there. Did they lose their thesaurus?an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 18:37:13

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | You can watch #SaintsFCU21s in #BU21PL action LIVE on YouTube. Kick-off is at 7pm GMT – http://youtu.be/GJ5NFoAm5ic #saintsfc36 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s how #SaintsFCU21s line up for this evening’s #BU21PL clash with @ReadingFC at Staplewood – https://t.co/BYsYIsz7hq38 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

A limited number of seats have become available for Saturday’s visit of #CFC. Book your ticket now! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1gha0

Retweets: 6

Favourites: 11

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 22/02/2016 19:38:27

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 35: @SamGallagher40 has a header saved by @ReadingFC goalkeeper Moore. #saintsfcu21s [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1QxID6B 2 minutes ago |
| StephenHack @BarmouthMagpies | Come on Saints! Watching the U21s, hopefully, beat Reading! :yum:#SaintsFCC https://t.co/7ypU1r0m6S7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 23: #SaintsFCU21s defender Richard Bakary heads @ReadingFC man Conor Shaughnessy’s effort off the goalline. [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1WEfULX 14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 19: @ReadingFC hunting for the opener now as Ollie Cook makes a vital challenge. #saintsfcu21s [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1oxTdht 18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 16: @ReadingFC doing well despite their early red card, as Tariqe Fosu’s shot deflects wide. #saintsfcu21s [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1RiSOZV 20 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @KristianSFCOake That’d be @MARCUS9BARNES. #saintsfc27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @KevvyJ63 We wish :frowning:27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 9: 15-year-old Jake Vokins sees a free kick superbly saved by @ReadingFC 'keeper Stuart Moore. #saintsfcu21s [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1KEG0O6 27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 7: RED CARD! @ReadingFC are reduced to ten men after a last-man challenge from Shane Griffin. #saintsfcu21s [0-0] http://snpy.tv/1XIFdgT 29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 1: #SaintsFCU21s are under way against their @ReadingFC counterparts. Watch live – http://youtu.be/GJ5NFoAm5ic [0-0] 37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’re five minutes from kick-off at Staplewood. Watch live as #SaintsFCU21s take on @ReadingFC in the #BU21PL – http://youtu.be/GJ5NFoAm5ic43 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | I chatted to @_MarkSanderson about his upcoming book on #saintsfc hero Bobby Stokes! http://georgeweahscousin.com/interview-mark-sanderson-on-his-forthcoming-bobby-stokes-biography/ #pompeyan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @londonsaints Thank you. Already miss covering Saints week in, week outan hour ago |

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