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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 14/02/2016

Beautiful show! @cirquedusoleil #london #royalalberthall #dayoff ( Royal Albert Hall )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 17:38:31

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC forced a replay thanks to an equaliser from Bobby Stokes as it ended 1-1 against #WBA at the Hawthorns. https://t.co/BmCwlyoQrT33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay 40 years ago, #SaintsFC travelled to #WBA in the fifth round of the 1975/76 FA Cup. https://t.co/PupCAJGGrS34 minutes ago |
| David @Davidpkl | Mark Clattenburg has an agent. A referee has an agent. Okay then… @CelebrityRefs https://t.co/I3x5ni3wW0an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 16:37:36

| Mark Clough @gongclough | The only question now is will the press fire up their defence of Sherwood or will they ignore this and carry on with their LVG obsession?41 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | “The belief and confidence is there.” José Fonte says #SaintsFC’s momentum can continue – http://sfcne.ws/JFPostSwansA https://t.co/urHzzCMMLD43 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Charli_LL I think you misspelt “cunts” there :wink:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @markn3567 @Gandermonium Sometimes?! :wink:an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @CareyPaton Still time to ruin everyone’s FF clean sheet bonusesan hour ago |
| Keith @nicetrainers | Why are Villa fans still in the ground? That isn’t loyalty, it’s rank stupidityan hour ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 14/02/2016

#cirquedusoleil :grin::ok_hand: So much quality!!! Fabulous Enjoy your Sunday!! #6inarow ( Amaluna - Cirque du Soleil )

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 14/02/2016

Girl power!!! #Strengh #noweakness :scream::grimacing: ( Amaluna - Cirque du Soleil )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 15:36:03

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesIngle So much weirdness there. No marking, then I’m sure he heads that off the top of his head, as if he wasn’t actually expecting ita minute ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | That’s an extraordinary goal. Embarrassing doesn’t even begin to describe it.2 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The powers that be at @AVFCOfficial should be embarrassed. Grand old club being brought to its knees6 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #avfc are a disgrace to the Premier League5 minutes ago |
| James Fielden @James_Fielden | 2008/09: Burton Albion finish first in Conference Aston Villa finish sixth in the Premier League 2016/17: Burton Albion v Aston Villa10 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | The powers that be at @AVFCOfficial should be embarrassed. Grand old club being brought to its knees6 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Sherwood out7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Good lord, Villa are a fucking mess. Not exactly a newsflash, I know, but this has been spectacularly awful.8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Credit to Okore for literally just standing there and shepherding that shot past him. Impressively lazy, literally can’t be arsed.14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for a special event at St Mary’s in support of #SaintsFC’s charity partner @MarysMeals are still available – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1gfuq39 minutes ago |

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#OnThisDay in 1994, @mattletiss7 netted a stunning goal on his way to a hat-trick in #SaintsFC’s 4-2 win over #LFChttp://vine.co/v/in0FgO901IF

Retweets: 43

Favourites: 41

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 14:34:38

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 1994, @mattletiss7 netted a stunning goal on his way to a hat-trick in #SaintsFC’s 4-2 win over #LFC – http://vine.co/v/in0FgO901IF32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Type of goal that wins titles #arsenal another tremendous effort from #LCFC ten-men. Gonna be a thrilling title run-in on @talkSPORTLive34 minutes ago |
| Dale Johnson @dalejohnsonESPN | The most disappointing thing about Danny Welbeck’s late winner is that we now have to watch Aston Villa v Liverpool.37 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | I reckon #saintsfc would beat Leicester at the moment. Just saying.37 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Football. Isn’t it?41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Leicester only got themselves to blame. Poor discipline has cost them a positive result.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wasilewski. All on you.41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Sigh.42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | The absolute state of that challenge, fucking hell.42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | What a savean hour ago |
| Ander™ @Ahnaf_Rahman | Man played the dog a through ball :sob: https://t.co/W7dgAweZP2an hour ago |
| Stan Collymore @StanCollymore | If that’s Ashley Young, with that left leg out , the mad gets universal peters for cheating. Doesn’t fit the fluffy feel good story though.2 hours ago |
| Uber Chelsea FC @UberCheIseaFC | Arsenal everybody… https://t.co/UIlGltY2lUan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Walcott to net a winner. Lump on.an hour ago |

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Matt Targett - (mattytargett) on 14/02/2016

Happy Valentines to this little beauty :kissing_heart::heart: @jlbx_

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 13:33:43

| Chris Rann @crstig | I don’t get why Walcott doesn’t start for Arsenal.5 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Credit where it’s due, that was well worked.5 minutes ago |
| cöw @shoutsatcows | Love a goalkeeper dragback, especially when it’s not my goalkeeper.12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers They’re well on top as they are, literally no need to change the formation right now14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Walcott for Coquelin. Midfield instantly vanishes.15 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Clattenburg will be sat at home absolutely gutted he didn’t get this game. Could have really made it all about him.16 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @markeetee True.18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | If Arsenal don’t turn this around now, they don’t deserve the title.19 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Arsenal to concede on the break in the next 10 minutes as they push forward too much too soon…20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | I think people are so desperate for Leicester to win they are being swayed on these decisions. Vardy one debatable. Mahrez. No chance.21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | A victory for whinging like fuck, that red card.22 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Daniel Sturridge starting for Liverpool. He’ll score then be out for six weeks.26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @teamfaceplant Replace “shocking” for "hilarious"28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB The truth is that pretty much every referee on the “Elite” list is equally awful. Not biased, just shit at making the right decision.31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamesgleave1 Of course. Post-match will be all about Wenger whinging, though, rather than the continuing incredible Leicester story.34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DannyLast Everton win that one hands down35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @Mattytargett believes the team can go on to replicate last season’s success – http://sfcne.ws/MTPostSwansA https://t.co/XWulkiToSb35 minutes ago |

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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 14/02/2016

Matt Le Tissier scores a brilliant goal on his way to a hat-trick in a 4-2 win for #SaintsFC over Liverpool FC in February 1994.

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 12:32:26

| Chris Rann @crstig | The longer this is 0-0, the longer it gets away from Arsenal.seconds ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Terry_Nutkin First time for a while they’ve not tried to shoot themselves in the foot straight away23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 @eightypence Otherwise known as the Football Manager principlean hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @VirgilvDijk says that setting a new clean sheet record is not on his mind – http://sfcne.ws/VVDPostSwanseaA https://t.co/Rd2CeeCkTx2 hours ago |
| Mark @markeetee | @crstig :joy: some of the texts will be false2 hours ago |
| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | 13/01/16 - Caulker leaves #SaintsFC (13th) for #LFC (8th) 13/02/16 - Six straight clean sheets for Saints, now 6th. Meanwhile, LFC in 11th.16 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Thanks to your support, it’s now six @premierleague games unbeaten for #SaintsFC#WeMarchOn https://t.co/4RigDK26nx

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Favourites: 164

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Good morning, #SaintsFC fans#WeMarchOn http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/698779214988709888/photo/1

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 10:30:00

| Alex @alexread11 | Scummers are red, We don’t give a fuck, Happy 40th anniversary, Since you last won a cup https://twitter.com/mrglennjones/status/69880381551298560121 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Happy #ValentinesDay to all #SaintsFC fans! :heart: http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/698802627941765120/photo/1an hour ago |

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Happy #ValentinesDay to all #SaintsFC fans! :heart: http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/698802627941765120/photo/1

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Favourites: 78

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 09:28:39

| Chris Rann @crstig | @saintliana Wouldn’t get on our bench I’m afraid.2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Hey, @Surfy_UKI, Your marketing guru might want to have a chat with @FraserForster about any upcoming ad campaigns! #cleansheets #saintsfc2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Actually that is pretty harsh on Cork, so tweet deleted, but fair to say he’s not good enough for us now. #saintsfc7 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | How on earth did Jack Cork get away with no booking yesterday? Arguably should have had two for high feet. #saintsfc #swans11 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Perhaps unsurprisingly, @RonaldKoeman is loving life as #SaintsFC boss right now – http://sfcne.ws/RKPostSwans https://t.co/p7cXbXK00q20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NLFG I could understand it if he’d given the impression of just going through the motions there, but still seems pretty intense37 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #afc v #lcfc for me today. Should be a cracker41 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A 13-day break for #SaintsFC now, but @RonaldKoeman is optimistic about what can be achieved in the final 12 games – https://grabyo.com/g/v/RcnUgxersoA41 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 14/02/2016 08:27:23

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Good morning, #SaintsFC fans! #WeMarchOn http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/698779214988709888/photo/125 minutes ago |

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