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Graziano Pellè - (gpelle19_official) on 15/02/2016

Italian dinner :heart: !!! #italiansdoitbetter #GP19 ( Piccola Cucina London )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 20:14:57

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @mattmitch66 If you selected the postage option for this game you should have a tracking number as it was special delivery. #saintsfc9 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 46: We’re back under way at Finch Farm, where #SaintsFCU21s trail 2-0 to #EFC in the #BU21PL. Can they get back in the game? #saintsfc [2-0] 9 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Gaston Ramirez showing early flashes of the potential that saw #SaintsFC fork out £12million. The #Boro man causing a headache for #LUFC12 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | HALF TIME: #EFC U21s 2-0 #SaintsFCU21s The hosts in control through Brendan Galloway and Sam Byrne. #saintsfc https://t.co/PXG7pyZHRx26 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | A football match is actually under way at Elland Road. First airing of ‘Massimo time to go’ inside 30 seconds26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #EFC U21s 2-0 #SaintsFCU21s (Sam Byrne 45) A clever short-corner routine sees Byrne find space and he beats Gazzaniga. #saintsfc28 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bornatotter An athletics track?!35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 36: Stunning save from Gazzaniga to deny Sam Byrne from close range and keep #SaintsFCU21s in the game. #saintsfc [1-0] 37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #EFC U21s 1-0 #SaintsFCU21s (Brendan Galloway 34) Galloway is on hand at the back post to fire the hosts ahead. #saintsfc39 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @AaronWoodford I made sure I was vague!43 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Love a classic Walking Dead ‘clear out the deadwood’ episode…an hour ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 15/02/2016

15-year-old Jake Vokins in action on his first start for #SaintsFCU21s, who are up against #EFC. #saintsfc ( Everton Academy, Finch Farm )

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Here’s 15-year-old #SaintsFC defender Jake Vokins in action on his first start for #SaintsFCU21s – https://t.co/p9CWhCE5ux

Retweets: 23

Favourites: 29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 19:13:52

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | If Cellino was in any doubt about his popularity at #LUFC, the fan-funded projections at Elland Road should do trick https://t.co/7RHtxWMAwG43 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 11: Great save from #SaintsFCU21s’ Paulo Gazzaniga to deny Courtney Duffus of #EFC from close range. #saintsfc [0-0] 2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Last few RT’s. Looks like Jack Stephens is settling in at Cov! #saintsfc3 minutes ago |
| Lewis King @Kingy19Lewis | @b_cargill & @jackstephens_18 absolute class today!:soccer: 6-0 win! Great result! Boosts the goal difference back up​:clap:t2: Onwards and upwards#PUSBUSB2 days ago |
| :soccer::soccer:Robbie Fisk​:soccer::soccer: @fisk_robbie | Much stronger defensively today, @jackstephens_18 and @b_cargill were very impressive. Linked up very well together. Well played boys #pusb2 days ago |
| Edward Moore @EdwardMoore13 | Centre backs were faultless @b_cargill @jackstephens_182 days ago |
| Brett W @TheBoyBert | In @jackstephens_18 we have signed a top quality centre half2 days ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s 15-year-old #SaintsFC defender Jake Vokins in action on his first start for #SaintsFCU21s – https://t.co/p9CWhCE5ux4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 1: We’re under way at Finch Farm, where #SaintsFCU21s are looking to beat #EFC in the #BU21PL. #saintsfc [0-0] 12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Given the protests against Cellino, easy to forget I am actually at Elland Road for a match. Jordan Rhodes makes full debut for #Boro15 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Plenty of #LUFC & Boro fans taking photos of the projections - quite a statement34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers You missed "Arsenal fans"38 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | ‘Time To Go Massimo’ launched campaign by funding a poster on advertising board outside the East Stand - it was removed after legal action39 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | ‘Time To Go Massimo’ behind projections - the anti-Cellino protest group said it has raised over £4,000 from 228 separate donations41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | If Cellino was in any doubt about his popularity at #LUFC, the fan-funded projections at Elland Road should do trick https://t.co/7RHtxWMAwG43 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @LashedMarrow They are indeed, but tonight’s game is behind closed doors. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Everton @Everton | Everton U-21s v Southampton: Griffiths, Jones, Galloway, Davies, Pennington, Connolly, Charsley, Williams, Duffus, Dowell, Byrne #EFCU21an hour ago |
| St. Mary’s Musings @StMarysMusings | “If you want loyalty from players, show loyalty to them.” A rant for #SaintsFC fans. http://stmarysmusings.sbnation.com/2016/2/15/10991324/its-time-for-a-chat?utm_campaign=stmarysmusings.sbnation&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter https://t.co/8gPQkfa4Fzan hour ago |

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@Mattytargett - Matt targett

Thank you everyone that voted for me :heart: #saintsfc #WeMarchOn https://t.co/WLy9LdDRhW

Retweets: 38

Favourites: 250

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 18:12:37

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | “It has had a detrimental effect on the club” - Massimo Cellino’s thoughts on another #LUFC match being shown on Sky https://t.co/ix6lxdoNru9 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s how #SaintsFCU21s line up for this evening’s #BU21PL clash with #EFC at Finch Farm – https://t.co/BQFuL7D96x12 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | An incredibly detailed insight into the finances at Southampton Football Club #Saintsfc http://freshsaints.com/must-read-an-incredibly-detailed-insight-into-the-finances-at-southampton-fc/ https://t.co/eb5yhBdA7Y13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Team news from Finch Farm, where #SaintsFCU21s take on #EFC in the #BU21PL, is on the way. Watch our preview here – http://youtu.be/gZxDYQYOsdg19 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Troubled #LUFC against high-flying #Boro for me this evening. It is a bit nippy https://t.co/9rUWdxwMvN22 minutes ago |
| Matt targett @Mattytargett | Thank you everyone that voted for me :heart: #saintsfc #WeMarchOn https://t.co/WLy9LdDRhW34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Read what @Mattytargett had to say on being named #SaintsFC’s January Player of the Month – http://sfcne.ws/TargettJPOTM http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/699280097883328512/photo/1an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 17:10:33

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch as @Mattytargett receives his January Player of the Month award from #SaintsFC fans Paul and James Smith – https://grabyo.com/g/v/8zgpXtvePiK28 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Congratulations to @Mattytargett, who has been voted by fans as #SaintsFC’s January Player of the Month! https://t.co/69LZuyfbbS30 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Shane Long reveals half-time pep-talk from Roanld Koeman helped him net winner. http://spr.ly/6018Bbr6k #Saintsfc39 minutes ago |

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Matt Targett - (mattytargett) on 15/02/2016

Happy to win January player of the month :ok_hand: thank you everyone that voted for me :heart:

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 15/02/2016

Congratulations to @mattytargett, who fans voted as #SaintsFC’s January Player of the Month! :clap: ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Congratulations to @Mattytargett, who has been voted by fans as #SaintsFC’s January Player of the Month! https://t.co/69LZuyfbbS

Retweets: 24

Favourites: 59

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 16:08:50

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @jackstephens_18 helped #CCFC to a big win on Saturday. Full loan round-up – http://sfcne.ws/LW20160215 https://t.co/ihcyIGmY7Q37 minutes ago |
| Footballtvshows @footballtvshows | Knight of the round table: Diminutive Berk, Leon, sits at a round table complaining. In the end he proudly blames women for everythingan hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

:one::two: games to go! Next up for #SaintsFC: #CFC at St Mary’s.#WeMarchOn https://t.co/L7NrDGa7KY

Retweets: 33

Favourites: 93

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 15:07:56

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Christ, the absolute state of some of the replies @lynseyhipgrave1 has quoted just now. Still in 1930 in some parts of the world, it seems.3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @svenadultbooks Yeah, playing catchup after a few years’ underinvestment.7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @svenadultbooks Works very well at other clubs in this country, and pretty much every club on the continent, tbf.12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @svenadultbooks Similarly, wasn’t anything wrong with Sunderland having DoF/transfer committee setup, just employed idiots, hence it failed.16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @svenadultbooks Nothing wrong with the structure at Newcastle, tbf, all down to the individuals in the key roles.16 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

After 100 points as #SaintsFC boss, @RonaldKoeman wants plenty more in the coming weeks – http://sfcne.ws/RKSwansPoints https://t.co/E08K78rN3e

Retweets: 29

Favourites: 69

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay in 2005, @theowalcott’s stunning goal gave #SaintsFC an FA Youth Cup win over his current club, #Arsenal! https://grabyo.com/g/v/GH1jQvaG9jy

Retweets: 36

Favourites: 50

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 14:06:08

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Thomas O’Connor scored a brilliant goal in #SaintsFCU18s’ 1-1 draw with #LCFC. Watch the highlights – http://youtu.be/bFX9tBsKZeo #saintsfc5 minutes ago |
| FC Schalke 04 @s04_en | Joel #Matip will join @LFC at the end of the season. More information to follow. #s04 https://t.co/PsZrSCaUt530 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @tehTrunk Wasn’t aware there were further notches to progress to, tbf :wink:27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Pam_nAshes @NLFG Therefore, my take on it is "be my guest, Leon, get yourself locked up for everyone’s benefit"39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy Not necessarily worth any league points but still maintains local rivalriesan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy Wonder if there’s scope for a guaranteed “derby” fixture against designated opponents each year regardless of division?an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

A 13-day break for #SaintsFC now, but @RonaldKoeman is optimistic about what can be achieved in the final 12 games – https://grabyo.com/g/v/RcnUgxersoA

Retweets: 21

Favourites: 51

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 13:05:20

| Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB | Handy that, when embroiled in a personal, fat-jibe snarkathon with a manager, a journalist finds job-questioning exclusives easier to find.2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @legsidelizzy Hampshire only get to play Surrey once a year as it is due to the lopsided fixtures3 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Can’t believe Messi pulled off that complete bottlejob penalty. Should have let Suarez take it in the first place.8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | On your lunch break? Then why not take a minute to watch the highlights of #SaintsFC’s 1-0 win over the #Swans – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1gmbh29 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 15/02/2016 12:03:51

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2005, @theowalcott’s stunning goal gave #SaintsFC an FA Youth Cup win over his current club, #Arsenal! https://grabyo.com/g/v/GH1jQvaG9jy5 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @andybrassell Had always assumed he was fluent in French but then saw him speaking to the ref in English last week v OM13 minutes ago |
| Paddy Power @paddypower | We’ve complied the worst combined XI in Premier League history… https://t.co/1JMAUbNCiman hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Der_Wanderfalke I think that’s fake mate.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Der_Wanderfalke What have I missed?an hour ago |

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