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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 11:22:03

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JacobSteinberg Who *doesn’t* want a stuffed Wenlock toy?23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2001, @1jamesbeattie scored as #SaintsFC beat #BCAFC 2-0 at the Dell – http://vine.co/v/i13KHqBD2ipan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 12:22:49

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter But will it *actually* shame them? They genuinely don’t seem to care one way or the other what people think of them.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 14:23:54

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @JasonMcCarthy32 helped @wwfcofficial to a win last night. Full loan round-up – http://sfcne.ws/LW20160210 https://t.co/kUZ2BBwdCG24 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @kempez815 Must have such low self esteem.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @OleOleMax @SaintsPodcast Has it? I might have missed something. They aren’t raising the prices now?an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @danielvanc Aren’t we already in it?an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @HannahKMinter Very sad.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @OleOleMax @SaintsPodcast It’s the only kind of protest the money men will ever understand.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Johnson has pleaded guilty, yet his girlfriend has accompanied him and is seemingly sticking with him. Bizarre.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @_MarkSanderson @SouthamptonFC @PitchPublishing Everyone has gone for 3 that I can see. Rightly a runaway winner!an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @DAVEPETHARD The haircut is up there.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @OleOleMax @SaintsPodcast That is a walk out poll though, so asking people to pay out then leave. Run another poll asking who would boycott.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @SaintsPodcast I’m not sure. Empty stadium would be dramatic. You’re right about other people buying the tickets which equals a lost cause.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @F365 I nominate Victor Wanyama.2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @henrywinter In some areas, certainly, although I’m yet to be convinced it’s any more than clubs/leagues paying lip service.2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 15:23:56

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ianprior Sunderland haven’t sacked him yet despite pleading guilty to two offences. Doesn’t appear to be much urgency from them.22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ianprior This is football. Of course it won’t be.33 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB Being rather unkind to county cricket clubs there :wink:37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Did you miss @JakeHesketh’s incredible goal for #SaintsFCU21s last night? Catch it in our highlights – http://youtu.be/oaLYRXw_TvI #saintsfc43 minutes ago |

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#OnThisDay in 1980, #SaintsFC announced they were signing reigning European Footballer of the Year Kevin Keegan – https://grabyo.com/g/v/9q4AnXQiWUY

Retweets: 23

Favourites: 31

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 16:24:37

| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | As were an established @premierleague club, what do you see an acceptable average season ticket price? #saintsfc3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Former #SaintsFC boss Lawrie McMenemy recalls how he completed the famous transfer of Kevin Keegan – https://grabyo.com/g/v/c8ZuTES8LID8 minutes ago |
| Hasan Tariq @HasanTariq10 | @FreshSaints @SouthamptonFC definitely17 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | If your’e under 18, then how did you afford your @SouthamptonFC Season ticket? #saintsfc14 minutes ago |
| The League Magazine @Theleaguemag | Ron Davies of Southampton Drawn by Ron Davies of Southampton https://t.co/mtaCLgoobx17 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Do @SouthamptonFC charge too much for Season tickets? Be sure to RT so we can share with fans #Saintsfc21 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 1980, #SaintsFC announced they were signing reigning European Footballer of the Year Kevin Keegan – https://grabyo.com/g/v/9q4AnXQiWUY29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @kdschlewitz Pleaded guilty to one charge of sexual activity with a child and one of grooming. Pleaded not guilty to two other charges.33 minutes ago |

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Former #SaintsFC boss Lawrie McMenemy recalls how he completed the famous transfer of Kevin Keegan – https://grabyo.com/g/v/c8ZuTES8LID

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 13

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 17:25:08

| Tom Pointing @pointingsaint | @FreshSaints @SouthamptonFC was parents when under 18 and was always near bday now on finance5 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Fraser Forster: Facts, stats and stopping attacks #Saintsfc http://freshsaints.com/fraser-forster-facts-stats-and-stopping-attacks/ https://t.co/8E3wQ1GDXr9 minutes ago |
| The Midfield General @m_fieldgeneral | Do @SouthamptonFC charge too much for Season tickets? Be sure to RT so we can share with fans #Saintsfcan hour ago |

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#TOTW 22 available now! @tsilva3 (90), @Cuadrado (83) and @vardy7 (78). https://t.co/gC1uaE1BHc

Retweets: 151

Favourites: 318

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 19:18:03

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SuperCracko I hope you smashed it afterwards :sunglasses:4 minutes ago |
| PA Dugout @PAdugout | John W Henry, Tom Werner & Mike Gordon’s 945-word open letter to #LFC fans in full… https://t.co/kOMCTSPWQt14 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | A group of lucky fans met a host of #SaintsFC stars this week, courtesy of @Veho – http://sfcne.ws/VehoStaplewood https://t.co/RBSlh2PNts18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | In February’s newsletter: :one: Player of the Month revealed! :two: #InTheBox with @Prowsey16 and @FraserForster! :three: Exclusive wallpapers!31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Season Ticket holder or member? Your February newsletter is in your email inbox now! :e-mail:#saintsfcc https://t.co/CXNJ2Rpcd433 minutes ago |
| EA SPORTS FIFA @EASPORTSFIFA | #TOTW 22 available now! @tsilva3 (90), @Cuadrado (83) and @vardy7 (78). https://t.co/gC1uaE1BHcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Ahead of Saturday, we got the lowdown on the #Swans from expert @Gareth_Vincent – http://sfcne.ws/ITSwanseaA #saintsfc https://t.co/bXyRRGqWhUan hour ago |
| Saints Foundation @SFC_Foundation | Bid now on @GPelle19’s 2014/15 @SouthamptonFC third shirt worn vs @NUFC http://www.charitystars.com/product/graziano-pelle-s-match-worn-southampton-fc-2014-15-third-shirt-signed https://t.co/g0Df9cUL1o2 days ago |
| Saints Foundation @SFC_Foundation | All of today’s auctions - inc. @GPelle19’s 2014/15 @SouthamptonFC third shirt - are finishing within the next hour http://www.charitystars.com/foundation/saints-foundation2 hours ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 20:18:49

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NeilSFC @BenStanners @ConnorArmstrong Nobody seems to object to film stars making millions, don’t see why football’s any different7 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NeilSFC @BenStanners @ConnorArmstrong Evidently not when Anfield still sells out every week at twice the price8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @BenStanners @ConnorArmstrong @NeilSFC Will see whether you agree when we’re charged £59 there - same as Man United - next season.10 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @_PaulHayward Beware the small print. Removal of match categorisation almost certainly means an increase in prices for less attractive games12 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong @BenStanners @NeilSFC Not quite the emphatic win that’s being wanked over by all and sundry…13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @ConnorArmstrong @BenStanners @NeilSFC £59 is current Category A price, so lesser match prices will almost certainly increase.13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 I hate that they’ve got Klopp. Naturally couldn’t give a shit about Allen20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Vincenzo_White So rather than us pay the rip-off £47 for half a view, we’ll be paying an even bigger rip-off £50-something instead.20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Because if there’s no categorisation but zero growth, that implies changes to ensure they bring in the same amount as they do now…21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Secondly, though, given removal of match categories and “zero revenue growth”, does that mean price increases for games v lesser opponents?22 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Thoughts on this evening’s Liverpool ticket development, firstly, genuinely well done to the fans for getting a reaction/retraction from LFC23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 Not sure Klopp would go for that, would love them to throw that much at us for Wanyama though. That would be great.24 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 Nobody really worth buying now, tbf. We’ve done well to get a squad that’s good but with no real standout stars29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @medibot33 Looking forward to it transpiring that they’ve increased prices for lesser games to make up for itan hour ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Take a look at our latest piece about Southampton’s six-foot-seven-inch beast #Saintsfcan hour ago |

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A group of lucky fans met a host of #SaintsFC stars this week, courtesy of @Vehohttp://sfcne.ws/VehoStaplewood https://t.co/RBSlh2PNts

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 22

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 22:21:32

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Berahino has been so poor tonight #wbafc #FACup8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @Soadylegend Not expecting him to be - meeting of those involved to date17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @djonesjax Not expected to as not featured for England before17 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @JoshBrownSpurs Carroll won’t be as not been involved in senior team18 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @mrbaker82 Next month I believe22 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Bertrand & Forster are understood to be the only #SaintsFC players heading to Burton27 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Around 40 England players meeting at St George’s Park tomorrow. Welbeck & Wilshere will be there, but Shaw & Ings are not expected to attend28 minutes ago |

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Did you miss @JakeHesketh’s incredible goal for #SaintsFCU21s last night? Catch it in our highlights – http://youtu.be/oaLYRXw_TvI #saintsfc

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 12

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 10/02/2016 23:22:12

| Damian Spellman @DamianSpellman | And the moral of the story is, put your bloody foot through it.an hour ago |

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Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to #SCFC will go on sale from next Monday. Find out more – http://sfcne.ws/SCFCA120316 https://t.co/RDVF95jA7X

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 7

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/02/2016 00:22:56

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s trip to #SCFC will go on sale from next Monday. Find out more – http://sfcne.ws/SCFCA120316 https://t.co/RDVF95jA7X33 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 11/02/2016 07:33:28

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | As we build up to #SaintsFC’s trip to face the #Swans, take a look at the head-to-head #BPL record between the two – https://grabyo.com/g/v/W4TYvryNvPk3 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | .@SouthamptonFC I hope it includes the recreation of the Quiz Night episode of The Office? One of the best nights of my life. #saintsfc8 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | …and I thought it was because they had just seen Caulker coming on. #lfc #saintsfc28 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Massive respect to those #lfc fans who walked out on Saturday! I doubted it would work but it did! Well done! #footballisfans28 minutes ago |

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