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Optimus-trousers · 27 January 2016 22:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 27/01/2016 22:04:37

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Thoroughly deserved.18 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 He’s decided he fancies playing properly the last couple of weeks, so you never know.21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Us v West Ham?23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 You’re almost certainly 5 minutes behind every Arsenal fan on Twitter26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fuck me, that looks painful31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danielstorey85 @SebSB Think how useful someone like, say, Steven Naismith would be in this situation…34 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @danielstorey85 @SebSB The problem with a club of Everton’s size/budget spending so much on a single player is they *have* to rely on him.35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB That should get the @danielstorey85 Bat-signal going… 37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB The delivery gave Aguero such a huge margin for error. As it turned out, he didn’t need it…42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SebSB I’d fancy my chances of scoring from a cross like that, pretty much flawless.43 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Brilliant cross by de Bruyne, great movement by Aguero, but Stones is dozing there, never got goal-side at any stage.44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Looking forward to Richard Keys telling us he’s got us another angle and the ball was out of play.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Credit to the linesman for missing the ball clearly going out of play, mind you.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Fair to say that’s been coming…an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 00:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 00:05:43

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @jamesgleave1 This lad has perfected the art of bellendery for the sake of it.30 minutes ago |
| Neil Perrett @neilperrettecho | Done some painstaking #facup research. This season is only the sixth time both #afcb and #pompey have gone further than #saintsfc (1/2)an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 01:24

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@talkSPORT - talkSPORT

Southampton flop Gaston Ramirez joins Middlesbrough on loan http://tlks.pt/W5v1oV #SaintsFC #Boro https://t.co/rZ6egTsU4i

Retweets: 15

Favourites: 23
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 04:19

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Ticketing information for #SaintsFC’s trip to #AFCB is coming shortly – check back at 4pm GMT. https://t.co/2kt9kMCApB

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 40
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 04:34

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

No game this weekend, but the hard work continues for #SaintsFC. Check out our gallery – http://sfcne.ws/Gallery270116 http://twitter.com/SouthamptonFC/status/692418325146681345/photo/1w

Retweets: 7

Favourites: 26
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 09:04

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 09:04:19

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @KjasSaint All prices listed here – http://sfcne.ws/WHUH080216 #saintsfc https://t.co/b2lo4bEcOS3 minutes ago |
| David Palman @DavidPalman | We’ve hit the big time…JD Sports at Gatwick Airport are selling @SouthamptonFC shirts! #saintsfcan hour ago |
| KjasKaren @KjasSaint | @SouthamptonFC can you tell me if West Ham home game are on sale yet? Thanks35 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 10:09

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Leicester City After Graziano Pelle | Leicester City could be about to launch a shock bit to take Graziano Pelle to the East Midlands as they look to … 28-01-2016 |

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| Italian Media Rumours Say Pelle To Juventus Move Is Imminent26-01-2016 |
| Vilhena Linked With Saints Again26-01-2016 |
| Who Is Your Player Of The Month For January ?26-01-2016 |
| Gaston Ramirez Signs For Middlesbrough !26-01-2016 |
| Spurs Looking For A Cheap Option Swap Deal For Wanyama26-01-2016 |
| Does Charlie Austin Signing Spell The End For Pelle Sooner Than later25-01-2016 |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 10:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 10:05:40

| Chris Rann @crstig | Sorry Liverpool fans, but anyone with an outside chance of Europe in the league will be cheering on City in the League Cup Final… #saintsfc2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s #Arsenal up next for #SaintsFC! #OnThisDay in 2014, the sides played out a thrilling 2-2 draw at St Mary’s. https://grabyo.com/g/v/XTCckYMzuWe37 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 10:39

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It’s #Arsenal up next for #SaintsFC! #OnThisDay in 2014, the sides played out a thrilling 2-2 draw at St Mary’s. https://grabyo.com/g/v/XTCckYMzuWe

Retweets: 8

Favourites: 24
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 11:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 11:06:19

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s Adam Parkes called up by @england Under-17s for the Algarve Tournament – http://sfcne.ws/ParkesEngland https://t.co/edS0b8PSES5 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @MurphyPaul10 Very good player but still raw. Needs to improve goal ratio.11 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @MichaelDean94 Think it was more to do with his spurt of form coming before deal closed & agents getting in his ear telling he can be a star12 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @MariusHollenga or Moussa* even13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @MariusHollenga Fortunately the older Dembele is Mousa and the newbie Mossa13 minutes ago |
| Ed Aarons @ed_aarons | Told Tottenham are close to agreeing a deal for Fulham’s Moussa Dembélé. Fee will be an initial £5m #thfc #ffc20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @_grammar_ Fuck of.18 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @kevmarmol @neilchurcher Don’t judge Wanyama only on this season, where for large spells the whole team has been shite.21 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @kevmarmol @neilchurcher Disagree. Loads seemed disappointed a player who has been poor was going, yet slag off Wanyama whose been great.21 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @kevmarmol @wez Loads of talent, zero work ethic or application. Had plenty of chances. Expensive mistake.22 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @MrXjamie @wez I’ll get the violins out.22 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @wez Well usually I like to support the underdog…40 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 12:04

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#SaintsFC’s Adam Parkes called up by @england Under-17s for the Algarve Tournament – http://sfcne.ws/ParkesEngland https://t.co/edS0b8PSES

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 21
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 12:09

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| 28th January 1984 Fratton Park | It was exactly 32 years ago today that one of the most memorable encounters between Southampton & Portsmouth … 28-01-2016 |

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| Leicester City After Graziano Pelle28-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! On The Coach To Old Trafford !27-01-2016 |
| Does Jay Rodriguez Read The Ugly Inside ?27-01-2016 |
| Juanmi Wants Away27-01-2016 |
| What Is The Score With Jay Rodriguez ?27-01-2016 |
| Italian Media Rumours Say Pelle To Juventus Move Is Imminent26-01-2016 |
| Vilhena Linked With Saints Again26-01-2016 |
| Who Is Your Player Of The Month For January ?26-01-2016 |
| Gaston Ramirez Signs For Middlesbrough !26-01-2016 |
| Spurs Looking For A Cheap Option Swap Deal For Wanyama26-01-2016 |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 12:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 12:06:40

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @matt_wellstead @m_hemsley @mpmwilko Might as well move it to the Belly Theatre, really.36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Terry_Nutkin "Well, we haven’t got any actual footage of this guy, so let’s just use FM stats and wing it, nobody will notice"44 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @matt_wellstead @m_hemsley @mpmwilko The canapés will be the envy of the Premier Leaguean hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2003, @1jamesbeattie scored to secure #SaintsFC victory over #SAFC at the Stadium of Light. https://vine.co/v/eLdEVI3WL9Uan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | With Kyle Walker & Kyle Walker-Peters already on their books, #THFC could soon also have Mousa Dembele & Moussa Dembele #theresonlytwoan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 13:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 13:07:27

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @_alexdaniel97 Can’t upload FA Cup footage to social media! #saintsfccan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 14:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 14:07:47

| Chris Rann @crstig | @kevmarmol @neilchurcher Not sure why people are quick to condemn him. On his day he is one of our best players. Others get away with it.6 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 1984, Steve Moran struck late as #SaintsFC beat #Pompey at Fratton Park. Watch the goal – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1er9016 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Alinguo Their sport coverage is excellent. Politics less so…18 minutes ago |
| Utah @JohnnyUtah100 | Man Utd stars of Busby era earned fraction of Wayne Rooney salary, accounts reveal: http://skysports.tv/HNVXZm https://t.co/kMOL9oN1Yuan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 14:14

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

#OnThisDay in 1984, Steve Moran struck late as #SaintsFC beat #Pompey at Fratton Park. Watch the goal – https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1er90

Retweets: 9

Favourites: 22
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 14:44

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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 28/01/2016

Well deserved sushi after an intense tennis match with my friend @thomaskleba ! Sushi merecido depois de uma grande partida de ténis! #tennis #sushi #brothersforlife #portugal

Likes: 214
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 15:09

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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 15:09

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 28/01/2016 15:08:38

| Chris Rann @crstig | @kevmarmol @neilchurcher My issue is that other players (Fonte a great example) have had as many bad games. Gets no flack at all.26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @minterrrr A fun afternoon in prospect then 31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Gandermonium More sacked managers should come out swinging once they’ve left, IMO. Much more entertaining.34 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers Quarter Final Match 4:- Lawrie McMenemy v Dave Merrington. #saintsfc37 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers Quarter Final Match 3:- Gordon Strachan v Nigel Pearson. #saintsfc38 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers Quarter Final Match 2:- Alan Pardew v Nigel Adkins #Cracker #saintsfc39 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Paul Cook ‘We have a club we can be proud of now and one which is well run. Hopefully we are on an upward curve.’ #pompeyan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Paul Cook ‘We have had our issues but we have come out of that and are on our way back to where we feel we should be.’ #pompeyan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #pompey boss Paul Cook on #afcb counterpart Eddie Howe 'You cannot say he is the best but you will do well to find people above him.'an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Stumbled upon an anti-government protest in Sofia. Suspect the free beer & heavy police presence will end well https://t.co/t9qLbnv1soan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 28 January 2016 15:24

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We’ve hit the big time…JD Sports at Gatwick Airport are selling @SouthamptonFC shirts! #saintsfc

Retweets: 1

Favourites: 5
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