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Southampton FC - (SouthamptonFC) on 26/01/2016

Lloyd James nets a spectacular strike for #SaintsFC against Brentford FC in January 2010.

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| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay in 2010, @lloydjames23 netted a stunning strike for #SaintsFC away to #BrentfordFC – http://vine.co/v/iipwQhHvzPe11 minutes ago |

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The scene is set for tonight’s #U21PLCup clash! :trophy: Remember it’s FREE entry. Kick-off is at 7pm GMT.#saintsfcc https://t.co/Dhlh22E7za

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Gaston Ramirez joins #Boro on loan after clubs thrash out deal http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/gaston-ramirez-joins-middlesbrough-loan-10789127#ICID=sharebar_twitter #SaintsFC https://t.co/OLPqOgJ7o5

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EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham feel they can finally persuade #Saintsfc to sell Victor Wanyama http://thesun.uk/6013BkSEt #coys https://t.co/249NwWYxpw

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/01/2016 11:37:36

| Chris Rann @crstig | @miniboro_dotcom Great skill, questionable work ethic and attitude. Flattered to deceive.2 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Gaston Ramirez joins #boro on loan after agreeing £20k-a-week pay cut. #saintsfc and Boro will pay £20k-a-week each.8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Toothy73 Just seen a great stat: England hold 7 of the 9 bilateral Test trophies available. Beat SL & Pak this summer: will hold all 9!14 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Toothy73 I think we’re generally fine, every team’s got a collapse in them these days. Bowled Aus and SA out for 60 and 83 in last 6 months15 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Toothy73 I actually don’t think it would take much of a leap now, there is no outstanding side. SA in decline, India only good at home, etc21 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Toothy73 Would much rather us win the series and lose a dead rubber than the other way round, as it always used to be.24 minutes ago |
| Ruth Alice Pollock @RuthpollockRuth | @SouthamptonFC @hantscricket 2-1 series , D’oliveira Trophy,time to go home tomorrow and watch our #saints. Bye SA https://t.co/fmFNUOZSEvan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Which four players are in the running for January’s Player of the Month award? Find out at 12pm GMT! #saintsfc https://t.co/OupcThAKof37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @htafcdotcom No problem! Good luck in the next round. #saintsfcan hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/01/2016 12:38:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC can confirm @gasramirez10 has joined @Boro on loan for the remainder of the season. https://t.co/HokLs7HD8v9 minutes ago |
| Dadster @orriblesaint1 | What if the Humvee was temperamental and wouldn’t always run properly where as the Nova was a good runner? https://twitter.com/crstig/status/6918941024268083222 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Read the full story on @gasramirez10’s loan move from #SaintsFC to @Boro – http://sfcne.ws/GRBoroLoan https://t.co/QNpoa4sCl37 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC can confirm @gasramirez10 has joined @Boro on loan for the remainder of the season. https://t.co/HokLs7HD8v9 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @BSalabi indications are no more ins23 minutes ago |
| Jack Lang @jacklang | Everton welcome their special guests by printing club shirts with their IQs on https://t.co/6E4x8Bbqdw21 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Steven Davis, @ShaneLong7, @Prowsey16 or @Mattytargett – who’s the Player of the Month? Click to vote now! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1eexv38 minutes ago |
| bet365 @bet365 | Since Eden Hazard last scored, Charlie Austin… :white_check_mark: Relegated :white_check_mark: 10 goals in Championship :white_check_mark: Returned to PL :white_check_mark: Scored https://t.co/OrX8gHTfOA19 hours ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @Harry_afcb not certain they agree with QPR’S valuation41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Looking at new phones, baffled why Sony has made the battery on the Xperia Z5 *smaller* than the Z3.44 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @Harry_afcb only the Phillips stuff I mentioned the other dayan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Fair play to @ConnorArmstrong who broke the news of Ramirez holding talks with #boro on Friday #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @THEREALBORO @JJHart1993 already signed a pre contract agreement with a club in Uruguay apparentlyan hour ago |
| Black Brummie @BlackCoBrummie | @alex_crook There can’t have been many times Portsmouth went into the local South Coast derby with Bournemouth as the underdogs.3 hours ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @JJHart1993 @THEREALBORO what he saidan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @deepaks82 I have a gut feeling he will quit but nothing concrete to back it up.an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #boro fans may be interested in a blog I wrote for @espn on Gaston Ramirez. Talented boy but lacks desire #saintsfc http://www.espnfc.co.uk/club/southampton/376/blog/post/2682931/gaston-ramirez-helps-southampton-grab-draw-at-liverpoolan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Reports in Italy say #boro new-boy Ramirez has already signed a pre-contract agreement to join Penarol at the end of his #saintsfc deal.an hour ago |

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#SaintsFC can confirm @gasramirez10 has joined @Boro on loan for the remainder of the season. https://t.co/HokLs7HD8v

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Middlesbrough sign Gaston Ramirez on loan until the end of the season http://bbc.in/1PPhQMR #boro #saintsfc https://t.co/hsyVyxwoG8

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/01/2016 13:38:50

| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | But seriously, who remembers when this haircut made an appearance? #Saintsfc https://t.co/PVmwfaYcjz26 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | If Boro can get a tune out of Gaston, they have a fantastic asset. The only problem? it’s a rather big if #Saintsfc https://t.co/RkkCGJSyqd27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Yeah, was linked with a return to Bologna but, fairly understandably, they wouldn’t pay the wages.35 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer Us and Boro pay £20k a week apiece, and GR takes a £20k cut for 6 months. Suggestions he’s signed pre-contract with Penarol.40 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @KellyMauger Sorry to hear about the op. If you contact our ticket office and explain the situation they should be able to advise you.40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Rupert_Fryer It was the only way anyone would do a deal, by the look of it. We wanted the full £60k a week paid, ended up with a compromise41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @markeetee Got the skill, but not the desire/work ethic.an hour ago |
| Rick @HullCityLive | @crstig You’ve got mugs to pay his wages for 18 months of the last 2 years. That’s a right result.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @orriblesaint1 Townsend has only ever had two assists in his time at Spurs, he’s hugely overrated. Can’t see why anyone would want him.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Ramirez is potentially a bigger failure than Osvaldo from the Cortese era, seeing as we can’t offload him permanently. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Adam Leitch @adamleitchsport | If I win £50m on the lottery will def spend it on getting Ramirez,Osvaldo&Mayuka to score 12 goals between them in my back garden.#saintsfcan hour ago |

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| Who Is Your Player Of The Month For January ? | With no more games in this Month for Saints we can open the voting for January’s best player and there are a few … 26-01-2016 |

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| Charlie Austin Is Right To Thank His Team Mates25-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Weekend Review25-01-2016 |
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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction ! Give Charlie One Chance And He Will Score24-01-2016 |
| Manchester United 0-1 Southampton - Player Ratings and Reports23-01-2016 |
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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/01/2016 15:39:50

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Deardenpad They seem very robust, certainly. Just not a fan of the UI. Literally no excuse for Sony reducing the battery capacity, so weird2 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Deardenpad *Really* not a Windows fan…2 minutes ago |
| StephanieSfc Marucci @MarucciSteph | Doctors are amazed How far I’ve come in just a month and see always a. Saint @SouthamptonFC @JayRodriguez9 :two_hearts::two_hearts::kissing_heart: https://t.co/q3sBNCP9db31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @MarucciSteph Keep going, Stephanie! Everyone here is right behind you. #saintsfc27 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Poch v Branfoot becoming a whitewash… #saintsfc #WorldCupofSaintsManagersan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Thinking how good the football would be in Bally v Ronald! #saintsfc #WorldCupofSaintsManagers2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers only goes 20 managers back. Just a bit of fun. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers They were the 8 managers to be drawn in the Prelim Round. 12 others will join the victors in Round 1. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers Prelim Round.Harry Redknapp v Graeme Souness. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers Prelim Round. Dave Jones v Alan Pardew. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | #WorldCupofSaintsManagers Prelim Round. Alan Ball v Ronald Koeman. Massive first tie. #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Matt Cotton @FindingCotton | @andros_townsend Turn inside before trying to hit the target.2 hours ago |

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 26/01/2016

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/01/2016 16:39:54

| Gandermonium @Gandermonium | BREAKING NEWS: former Chairman of Northampton Town David Cardoza has been arrested by police investigating £10.25m loan to the club5 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Oh goodie, the daily “signal failure at Tulse Hill” tweet from @TLRailUK @crapthameslink13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @upthesaints @Alex_PJ_Smith Steady progress being made, it seems. Under Armour kit deal sounds like it could be big bucks.17 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Pardew going for the Adebayor coin toss, then. It’ll either be inspired or a disaster. Given current striking woes, though, worth a punt IMO17 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @upthesaints @Alex_PJ_Smith Maximum increase likely to change significantly with the new TV deal this summer though.23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @Deardenpad Loved the Nexus range until the 6 was bigger than a house, now Sony dropped battery power. Why do they all make weird decisions?an hour ago |

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Matt Targett - (mattytargett) on 26/01/2016

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 26/01/2016 18:42:09

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @mattyjlawrence @TommyElph4 50 odd minutes.6 minutes ago |
| Deklan Harris @blukery | @PollsFL92 Pompey not winning this ?? :joy::joy::joy: our fans are so much better :joy::joy::joy:24 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Delighted to see @TommyElph4 back in action today. Will soon be pulling on an #afcb shirt in the Premier League again.20 minutes ago |
| Deklan Harris @blukery | @PollsFL92 Southampton? Having fans?? :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:25 minutes ago |
| FL92 Battles @PollsFL92 | Group 12 - Better fans? #PUFC #FFC #PAFC #SaintsFC #SFC29 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Biggest surprise in final table, Everton finishing 15th!29 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Predicted the rest of Prem results. Final Table:- 1. City 2. Arsenal 3. Spurs 4.Leicester. 10. #saintsfc. 18th Swans 19th S’land 20th Villa31 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @S13SFC @JasPacePZOO Figure of speech. Point is he’s not been as bad as many make out. I’ve watched every game bar Palace in the cup.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @SteveGrant1983 Figure of speech, but he hasn’t been awful in every game like some make out.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @crstig A couple?! Fuck me.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @WhitemoreC @JasPacePZOO Disagree. He’s been off the boil at times but also had some great performances. Still the best we have.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Adebayor will score goals for Palace. He’ll just do while being a massive prick at the same time. Bit like Pardew…an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @JasPacePZOO Awesome last season. A couple of sloppy appearances this. Flack he gets is way over the top.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Find it odd that Wanyama who has been largely brilliant for #saintsfc still gets flack from a lot of fans, yet Ramirez who flopped is loved!an hour ago |

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Steven Davis, @ShaneLong7, @Prowsey16 or @Mattytargett – who’s the Player of the Month? Click to vote now! #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1eexv

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We sat down with #SaintsFC’s @Mattytargett to reflect on his, and the team’s, recent form – http://youtu.be/kdwpbto5vH4 https://grabyo.com/g/v/a9XSPP9NOVk

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