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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 25/01/2016 08:14:58

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | With #SaintsFC’s confidence rocketing, José Fonte says: bring on #Arsenal! Read more – http://sfcne.ws/FonteMUFCA https://t.co/T11CQvyX2Q14 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @L1minus10 @ConnorArmstrong I think Mallett offers more in the way of entertainment!17 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @L1minus10 @ConnorArmstrong I find it baffling how many people were talking about it this morning. I don’t get people. #dullfakefighting22 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Sometimes it’s not so hard to go back to work on a Monday morning. Have a great week, #SaintsFC fans. #WeMarchOn https://grabyo.com/g/v/Wa1Cz6RaYNe44 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 25/01/2016 00:07:08

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch the big moments from #SaintsFC’s memorable win at Old Trafford in just 60 seconds – http://sfcne.ws/60MUFCA https://grabyo.com/g/v/9SdN6XYPnWK7 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | Wanyama willing to extend his contract at Southampton. http://www.soka25east.com/wanyama-to-extend-contract-at-southampton/ #Saintsfc33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @GeorgeClarke07 Should be within the next fortnight. #saintsfcan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 22:50:07

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @dazzer30 Smart thinking! #saintsfcc33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets for #SaintsFC’s next home game are in demand! Make sure you’re in that number when #WHUFC come to St Mary’s. https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1bzrv42 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 21:49:25

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | “The most nervous thing I’ve done is sing!” Go to http://youtube.com/southamptonfc for more from @chazaustin9. #saintsfcchttps://grabyo.com/g/v/C8WMVhHLdNW010 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I’m calling it now, Sunderland haven’t won 6 on the bounce… https://twitter.com/premierleague/status/69137091608576000025 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @neilperrettecho @steve_borg not to my knowledge, no.an hour ago |
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@ruifonte_17 Another one!!! Only hard work #wemarchon Mais um!!!Apenas do trabalho!!! #semprejuntos Vamos!!!

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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 20:48:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Coming soon to http://saintsfc.co.uk: official highlights from #SaintsFC’s unforgettable win at Old Trafford. https://grabyo.com/g/v/p6dc4pkhum0d39 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 19:48:25

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @Journo_Slash I always finding sticking on the last few minutes of the 99 European Cup final helps.15 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We’ll have ticketing information for #SaintsFC’s upcoming home games against #CFC and #SAFC tomorrow. #WeMarchOn https://t.co/KbakE4URbG26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @ChazAutism9 We’ll be able to give an update tomorrow. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC beat the Tangerines 3-1 thanks to a @Mick_Channon_TV brace either side of a goal from Bobby Stokes. https://t.co/oDF0aR4FYman hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 18:47:38

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #OnThisDay 40 years ago, #SaintsFC hosted @BlackpoolFC in the fourth round of the 1975/76 FA Cup. https://t.co/kVP43NNl7z2 minutes ago |
| Matthew Holmes @mnlholmes | Jacob’s just found his Grandad’s @SouthamptonFC 1976 FA Cup winning kit! https://t.co/Q6cqfDKcOZan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @m_fieldgeneral I haven’t but know plenty of ex pros who share my opinion. Which incidentally I am paid to give. Are you?an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Textbook. Send your keeper up for a corner, the ball doesn’t get off the fucking ground. Awful.an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Wonder if Stanislas injury will tempt Eddie Howe to revise his interest in Matt Phillips #afcb #qpran hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Loic Remy is so shit this last 20 minutes have looked like Chelsea are the ones with ten menan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Looks like #afcb transfer target Jonathan de Guzman is on his way back to #swansea and not Dean Courtan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @DKDickson Looked like a sarcastic applause an hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #lcfc three points clear with 15 games to go and #afc and #mcfc both looking flaky. They couldn’t could they?an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 17:47:08

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Yeah, of all the players he could have sacrificed to get another CB on, FFS3 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Arsenal persisting with the tactic of getting the ball wide without a single player in the box6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 It’s certainly had the most touches11 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @m_fieldgeneral more by luck than judgement14 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @stevefreeth haha. Well I don’t want to be responsible for you getting gout again15 minutes ago |
| Nigel Adderley @nadderley | Deulofeu had one of the best displays of wing play seen in the Premier League for many years. Everton’s failure to capitalise was criminal20 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @stevefreeth used your line in my commo.20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | How has Kolscielny got away with that on Fabregas? Stonewall pen.31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Walcott is pure instinct, give him a second to think about anything and he’ll always make the wrong decision36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 I think Rooney’s much more intelligent on the pitch than he’s often given credit for, but when he’s not on it, he’s a shambles36 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @iPocrit Meh, they left at the first possible opportunity, not bothered who wins it as long as it’s not Spurs.37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Tough one. I’m sure there’s a good player still in there somewhere, but not sure it would be worth the inevitable cost39 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Harsh on Rooney tbf41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @iPocrit Doesn’t have to be contact42 minutes ago |
| Matt Lawrence @mattyjlawrence | Bit cruel playing the Mertesacker challenge in slow motion. Sorry, normal speed. Hark at Usain Bolt over here!!an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @deark3009 Only for serious foul play or violent conduct. Denial of goalscoring opportunity is only a one-game banan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @_TomByrne_ Some glorious whataboutery there an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 16:46:29

| Chris Rann @crstig | Giroud? Fuck off Wenger. #fantasyteammeltdown24 minutes ago |
| Oscar Blanco @osblanco92 | @alex_crook @mattyjlawrence @talkSPORTLive Enjoyed the commentary, great to hear u, but disgruntled with my club, everything went against us40 minutes ago |
| James Dodd @JamesDoddUK | Big fucking Donkey. #AFC27 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Mertesacker will be #afc’s undoing in title race. Not a championship-winning defender.26 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Had to go…26 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | As @mattyjlawrence said in commentary #efc far too predictable. Martinez has no plan B. Stones will have better days @talkSPORTLivean hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Thought Jack Cork was superb today #swanseaan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #swansea ordered an Italian takeaway and he delivered. Great win for them but #efc going nowhere in the league. Wasted season for them.an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 15:45:56

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 Problem is that, despite Deloufeu’s best efforts, they never really looked likely to score. All the pressure, but no idea what to do20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Wow. That’s an extraordinary miss by Coleman!22 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | 4-0 Vs Arsenal 2-0 Vs Watford 3-0 Vs West Brom 1-0 Vs Manchester United #Saintsfc https://t.co/UpW8WbQcpW23 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Time’s running out on yesterday’s @Snapchat Story! Search for ‘southamptonfc’ and look for the icon. #saintsfc https://t.co/2R1EJPhO6725 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 They’ve all been inch-perfect as well42 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 14:45:29

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Almost impossible for a club at that level to be both relentlessly attacking AND defensively resilient5 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 Their fans are particularly weird. Want them to play fast attacking football but then whinge like fuck when they get left exposed6 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @piercy360 It’s partly the fans as well, IMO. Their groans force players to be hesitant, and that’s when they make most mistakes8 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @nicetrainers @m_fieldgeneral Yep, Mark Hughes against Leeds13 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @philmcnulty The audible groans from the fans don’t help. Some players get nervous, others try to be too clever to show they’re in control.16 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Impressed with #swansea so far. Kept the ball well and clinical with their chances #efc look like they were in the pub with me last night.23 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NickMiller79 I assume he got his role at the Mail through the quality of his journalism rather than who his father is… #asif29 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @dalejohnsonESPN Other way round 37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @deark3009 and without the half-decent atmosphere. Their fans are making the players so nervous when they’re on the ball.37 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | I don’t think anyone had any idea what the hell happened there, what a weird goal41 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Everton’s defending, deary me.an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 13:45:11

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Skipper José Fonte hailed new boy @chazaustin9 after #SaintsFC beat #MUFC. Read on – http://sfcne.ws/FonteAustin https://t.co/WtougTseye33 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @mgbarrett Haha, very true. Although now I’m out here I know there is far worse. No way I would cycle here.35 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @mgbarrett Inclined to agree with you, although Ben Goldacre did make some very good arguments in this respect.41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @SamDobson1 Still think it’s a big gamble. Agree on their squad, but feels like a lot going wrong for them this season.an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 12:44:58

| Chris Rann @crstig | Francesco Guidolin is one of those appointments that will go 1 of 2 ways. Let’s hope for Swansea’s sake he is more Pochettino than Pepe Mel.5 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Enjoyed ‘Creed’ classic Rocky stuff. Impressed by @TonyBellew’s acting, but weird seeing so many Everton badges everywhere!8 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Inspired by a new boss #swansea are looking to pull off an Italian job at #efc commentary with @mattyjlawrence and me on @talkSPORTLive27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SamDobson1 It’s not really an “Against Modern Football” thing, it’s a “Denmark’s an expensive country for nice things” thing.27 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SamDobson1 Yep. Needs context, though. Football in Scandinavia is generally very expensive, ours were relatively cheap as only a qualifier.27 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @RonaldKoeman delighted with @chazaustin9’s immediate impact – http://sfcne.ws/RKAustinMUFC https://t.co/hvGnu0kptE43 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 25 January 2016 20:29

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 24/01/2016 11:44:53

| Chris Rann @crstig | If Delle Alli keeps his form up, he is going to earn a move to a big club in the Summer!2 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @incongruousm Sure, and context lost. Sounds like he was having a joke with the interviewer.13 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Got to love Ronald ‘Maybe these aren’t serious newspapers’. #saintsfc19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @emily_corkish £3 per vehicle. #saintsfc20 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @danielvanc Might watch tonight. Is it epically long?20 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman was full of praise for @chazaustin9 after his match-winning debut at #MUFC – https://grabyo.com/g/v/Jemp1AFLQNI24 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @emily_corkish There’ll be a limited number of spaces available, first-come first-served. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @DTibot Hope he posts a picture… #saintsfcc35 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Want an insider’s view on #SaintsFC’s win at Old Trafford? There’s still time to view our @Snapchat Story! https://t.co/5L80uWhtASan hour ago |
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