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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 08:43:45

| Chris Rann @crstig | @aapriestley @ShaneyyG4 Yes, heard a few ‘stories’ about his behaviour off the pitch… And still had court case hanging over from QPR.30 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @ShaneyyG4 Seriously? He wasn’t good enough for us.34 minutes ago |
| Fresh Football @FreshFootball | A brilliant exclusive interview with Matthew Le Tissier from @FreshSaints. Have a listen… http://freshsaints.com/interview-talking-with-le-tiss/ https://t.co/QdRtAbXbP68 hours ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Is Klopp still a genius? 1-0 down at home to arch rivals and brings on Steven Caulker up front? Still, better than having him at the back…an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @JPW_NBCSports Don’t pretend you’re reading the FTan hour ago |

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“Oh When The Saints”

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| Charlie Austin: “Exactly what the doctor ordered?” | This weekend Southampton announced the signing of striker Charlie Austin, from QPR. It’s no secret that Austin sent … 18-01-2016 |

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! If Saints Beat Manchester United I Will Shave My Beard ! | One Saints supporter is willing to go to take drastic action should Saints make it three wins in a row by winning at … 18-01-2016 |

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! West Brom Reaction - Our Overseas Supporters Give Their View17-01-2016 |
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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Forster Could Have Had Tea And A Slice Of Cake !17-01-2016 |
| Saints V West Bromwich Albion The Verdict17-01-2016 |
| Saints Sign Charlie Austin17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Praise Another Tremendous Performance !17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Steven Davis Man Of The Match Say Fans !17-01-2016 |
| Southampton 3-0 West Bromwich Albion - Player Ratings and Reports16-01-2016 |
| Saints Release 800 More Tickets For The West Brom Game16-01-2016 |

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Despite reports of an £8million bid, I am led to believe #LFC have not been in contact with #SaintsFC about Shane Long

Retweets: 41

Favourites: 11

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Saints Reject £8 Million Bid For Shane Long | According to the Daily Mirror, Saints have turned down a £8 million bid for Shane Long as Jurgen Klopp seeks to end … 18-01-2016 |

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| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! If Saints Beat Manchester United I Will Shave My Beard !18-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction - The West Brom View17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! West Brom Reaction - Our Overseas Supporters Give Their View17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction ! Cedric Was Man Of The Match !17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Forster Could Have Had Tea And A Slice Of Cake !17-01-2016 |
| Saints V West Bromwich Albion The Verdict17-01-2016 |
| Saints Sign Charlie Austin17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Praise Another Tremendous Performance !17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Steven Davis Man Of The Match Say Fans !17-01-2016 |
| Southampton 3-0 West Bromwich Albion - Player Ratings and Reports16-01-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 10:46:45

| Chris Rann @crstig | @deark3009 @SteveGrant1983 @MFoxx2 He’s never got anything right, unless someone has said it already…seconds ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Despite reports of an £8million bid, I am led to believe #LFC have not been in contact with #SaintsFC about Shane Longan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @deark3009 @MFoxx2 Pretty sure he pinched that from Guillem Balague as well, who knew Poch from his time at Espanyol.19 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LCFC have agreed a deal with København for Daniel Amartey. The Danish club say all that stands in the way is a "few personal/minor details"26 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 I’m baffled how he’s managed to forge a career from it. There are *so* many good, actual, journalists out there.32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @MFoxx2 It’s just weird. This guy got burned on Saturday when he proclaimed “nothing in Austin rumours”. The rat deleted the tweet at 12:02.an hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Despite reports of an £8million bid, I am led to believe #LFC have not been in contact with #SaintsFC about Shane Longan hour ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Despite reports of an £8million bid, I am led to believe #LFC have not been in contact with #SaintsFC about Shane Longan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @GGalpin95 Exactly. In comparison to some other strikers fees, he’s a bargain.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #MUFC will provide a great test for #SaintsFCU21s, says coach @RadhijaidiOff – http://sfcne.ws/U21RJPreMUFCA #saintsfc https://t.co/11v6dDfLIMan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @dan_of_steele No idea, assume it as a rough figure.an hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFCU21s visit their #MUFC counterparts in the #BU21PL tonight. Watch our preview – http://youtu.be/G1YfcARHIlM #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | By the way even if Austin was on £100k a week (he’s not) that would make him a £25 million signing including wages. Not bad. #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Simon Williams @MrSimonWilliams | Amusing moment at the end of JWP’s interview today. Rickie Lambert yelling, “I taught him everything!” in reference to free-kicks #saintsfc2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @JamesMawFFT I give it 5 minutes before someone makes a Charlie Austin comparison2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Next month’s trip to take on the #Swans is now on sale to eligible Season Ticket holders. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1dgku2 hours ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

On the other hand, here are five things you might not know about #SaintsFC’s @chazaustin9http://sfcne.ws/Austin5Things https://t.co/n7OIlh9YhG

Retweets: 41

Favourites: 114

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The Ugly Inside News for Southampton

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| Suddenly It’s Looking Good Again ! | This time last week it was all doom and gloom in Saints World, we were out of the FA Cup and had only won once in … 18-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction - Ward Prowse For England ! | Saints Fans are predicting that James Ward Prowse could be heading for the European Championships if he keeps … 18-01-2016 |

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| Saints Reject £8 Million Bid For Shane Long18-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! If Saints Beat Manchester United I Will Shave My Beard !18-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction - The West Brom View17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! West Brom Reaction - Our Overseas Supporters Give Their View17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Reaction ! Cedric Was Man Of The Match !17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Forster Could Have Had Tea And A Slice Of Cake !17-01-2016 |
| Saints V West Bromwich Albion The Verdict17-01-2016 |
| Saints Sign Charlie Austin17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Fans Praise Another Tremendous Performance !17-01-2016 |
| The Ugly Inside Video Channel ! Steven Davis Man Of The Match Say Fans !17-01-2016 |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 11:48:31

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @JohnG1706 Spoke to sources at selling club about report, which they dismissed. Rodgers barely knew the targets, so I won’t!41 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | #LOFC sack Ian Hendon & now @SUFCOfficial give Mark Robins the boot. Busy morning in the Football Leaguean hour ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | After three consecutive #BPL wins at St Mary’s, #SaintsFC’s next home game is against #WHUFC. Got your ticket? https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1bzrvan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @deark3009 @MFoxx2 Pretty much, yep. Just need to know how to sell your regurgitated crap to the Daily Star…an hour ago |

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Deja vu, #SAINTSFC fans? Liverpool are reportedly in for another Southampton playerhttp://bbc.in/1Q840b4 #LFC https://t.co/0JZjL3pNLN

Retweets: 53

Favourites: 67

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 12:49:42

| Janine Gibson @janinegibson | We even published the code. https://github.com/BuzzFeedNews/2016-01-tennis-betting-analysis/blob/master/notebooks/tennis-analysis.ipynb3 hours ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @dwoodley1990 Should certainly do a job in MLS. Suspect he’d play centre-back if Cole arrives16 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Former Ajax, #SaintsFC & Wolves defender Jelle van Damme is set to leave Standard Liege for LA Galaxy https://t.co/0521RlHSvy19 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @AlexShawESPN Exactly. Benteke there if he needs a lump, anyway.26 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @AlexShawESPN Stuart Pearce-esque29 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @KORFootballNews 2013? They got that done quickly30 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @NickMiller79 You’d have thought they would have enough studios these days for their pretty limited outputan hour ago |

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@BBCMOTD - Match of the Day

James Ward-Prowse - the 1st #SAINTSFC player to score from a direct free kick in the PL since Rickie Lambert #MOTD https://t.co/CNLGLNZdoi

Retweets: 48

Favourites: 93

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Watched our @Snapchat story from yesterday’s game? There’s still time – add southamptonfc now! #saintsfc https://t.co/8sGnyAh5Tf

Retweets: 23

Favourites: 84

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 14:51:33

| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bpfootball *THIS* is a Pony kit… https://t.co/kBcMMEBXf638 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @terrier4life @AgainstLeague3 On the flipside, can imagine the public backlash if thousands of high-rate taxpayers suddenly paid 20% instead40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @terrier4life @AgainstLeague3 That said, the FL brought in rules and reporting that should, in theory, prevent big tax bills being run up41 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @JhozzzDourado Happy birthday! :birthday:#saintsfcc42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @terrier4life @AgainstLeague3 It’s an option, and as a contractor myself, always surprised football’s never taken that step.42 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @upthesaints It came from Crook. After his Comical Ali-esque denial of the Austin deal on Friday, you’d have thought he’d keep quiet43 minutes ago |
| wadham worrier @rancho__relaxo | had the best day out at @SouthamptonFC on Sat. Lifelong liverpool fan but I am converted!! #wemarchon #SaintsFC #jurgenwho #savedbysaintsan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @AgainstLeague3 At some point, clubs have got to take responsibility for their finances, rather than blaming the tax man wanting to be paid.an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @AgainstLeague3 Would assume the debt has built up over a considerable period. £2.2m probably a whole year’s VAT for most Championship clubsan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @upthesaints Wonder if the Daily Star might not be paying quite so well these days…an hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @AgainstLeague3 So because some clubs got away with it years before, HMRC should just look the other way now?an hour ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Still up? Time to relive #SaintsFC’s win over #WBA! Watch our 60-second highlights here – http://sfcne.ws/60WBAH https://t.co/4cx728Tn36

Retweets: 22

Favourites: 43

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

Take a look through a selection of images from @chazaustin9’s arrival at #SaintsFChttp://sfcne.ws/CASignsGallery https://t.co/nRrCJOP0Dk

Retweets: 35

Favourites: 80

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 15:52:31

| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | @mattmajendie @JohnBrewinESPN Incredible12 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

A delighted @RonaldKoeman speaks about the arrival of #SaintsFC’s newest signing, @chazaustin9https://grabyo.com/g/v/zdBb9v7LzDo

Retweets: 19

Favourites: 54

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JOSE FONTE - (f6nte) on 18/01/2016

Family,Friendships,good food,good music,good energy = LIFE :pray:t2:

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 18/01/2016 16:52:45

| Si Ferry @siferry8 | Southampton have pulled QPR pants down 4 million for a killer is outrageous2 days ago |
| Jamie Spencer @jamiespencer155 | #Saintsfc have had the best out of him and he deserves the chance to finally try and make it back home in Italy. https://twitter.com/90min_Football/status/68911580908029952043 minutes ago |

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