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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 18:50

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/01/2016 18:50:07

| Oriol Romeu @OriolRomeu | We must stick all together to get 3 crucial points tomorrow. Go on Saints! #WeMarchOn @SouthamptonFC https://t.co/MMqBX4SmBA15 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Colleague @Alex_PJ_Smith is covering #afcb v #whufc should be an interesting one with so many new arrivals for the home side.32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Big games continue to come thick and fast. Second of six matches in 11 days for me is doomed #avfc v #cpfc for @talkSPORTLive tonight34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Take a look through our images from #SaintsFC’s training session ahead of #WatfordFC – http://sfcne.ws/Gallery120116 https://t.co/jGBjkWXMrx39 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 18:55

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#SaintsFC’s @RonaldKoeman says @ryanbertrand3 and @GPelle19 will be available tomorrow – http://sfcne.ws/RKTeamNewsWFCH https://t.co/7SNtxt2KdW

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Favourites: 79
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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 19:05

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 12/01/2016

The big man is back! Ronald Koeman says @gpelle19_official is available for #SaintsFC against #WatfordFC. ( Staplewood Campus )

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 19:05

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 12/01/2016

Ronald Koeman watches over training as his side prepares for #WatfordFC! #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 19:05

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 12/01/2016

Here’s #SaintsFC’s @iamryanbertrand in training. The left-back has recovered from illness and is back available for the game against #WatfordFC. ( Staplewood Campus )

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 19:50

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/01/2016 19:50:38

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Jonjo Shelvey wearing a pair of ripped jeans as he is unveiled on #nufc pitch. Really respectful that.12 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | My latest @ESPNFC blog on why #saintsfc need an Italian job to get through their most important 4 days of the season http://www.espnfc.us/club/southampton/376/blog/post/2785341/southampton-get-boost-with-graziano-pelle-return30 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Two changes for #cpfc from the win over #saintsfc Sako and McCarthur for Campbell and Mutch @talkSPORTLive33 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Mark Bunn in net and Libor Kozak starting an #epl game for the first time since December 2013 #avfc @talkSPORTLive34 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Predict the result of tomorrow’s game against #WatfordFC for a chance to win a signed #SaintsFC shirt with @Betfair! https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/1cxjh35 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 20:55

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 20:55

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 21:55

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/01/2016 21:53:42

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #avfc will be offering me a season ticket. Covered both their #epl wins and the 0-0 at home to #mcfc @talkSPORTLive5 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | In contrast #cpfc well below par. Wilfried Zaha particularly poor. Can see why Alan Pardew wants a proper striker @talkSPORTLive7 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Have to say that was a thoroughly deserved win for #avfc full of spirit effort and endeveour where has that been all season? @talkSPORTLive7 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Missed @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#WatfordFC press conference? Find out the key points with Ron in 60 Seconds. #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/Vqlxcp8mKNOan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Lovely finish. Weird game, this, both teams look REALLY leggy, but occasionally they suddenly start playingan hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Coloccini just the 10 yards behind his fellow centre-back there, playing Rooney onsidean hour ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Surely Fellaini’s not lasting this game2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Glenn Hoddle still unable to comprehend the concept of "persistently infringing the laws of the game"2 hours ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tomorrow’s clash with #WatfordFC is a big one for #SaintsFC, says @RonaldKoeman – http://sfcne.ws/RKOnWFCH https://t.co/4FAPwTFkhO2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Absolutely abysmal decision by Mike Dean. Always desperate to be the centre of attention.2 hours ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Er, what??2 hours ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 22:40

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 12/01/2016

A return to first-team action for @fraserforster? Ronald Koeman says the goalkeeper will start against #WatfordFC if @maartenstekelenburg doesn’t recover fully from a tight hamstring. #saintsfc ( Staplewood Campus )

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 22:55

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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 22:55

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/01/2016 22:54:32

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman is pleased to have a fit and fresh @GPelle19 available again – http://sfcne.ws/RKPelleWFCH https://t.co/7QeCqJJw5g13 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Watch the second part of @RonaldKoeman’s pre-#WatfordFC press conference – http://youtu.be/-3Fz1RfZQfg #saintsfc https://grabyo.com/g/v/tH2KJffHIjn23 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Final word on tonight though #avfc fans were brilliant considering all the dross they have had to put up with this season. VP was buzzingan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | All roads now lead to St Mary’s tomorrow for what is a huge game in #saintsfc season. Updates into @talkSPORTKO on a busy #epl nightan hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Good to be part of a fun show tonight with @thomasjrennie and Steve Lomas covering the bedlam at St James Park @talkSPORTLive #nufc #mufcan hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 12 January 2016 23:55

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 12/01/2016 23:54:49

| Johnnie Jackson @johnnie_jackson | We are going to reimburse fans who travelled up to support us.I will arrange this with the club + they will let you know how to be refunded38 minutes ago |
| Johnnie Jackson @johnnie_jackson | I know words are cheap but on behalf of myself and the players,I want to apologise for tonight.It was disgraceful and you deserve better.42 minutes ago |
| Alex Smith @Alex_PJ_Smith | My #afcb 1-3 #whufc report. Dimitri Payet was special, Andy Carroll is crocked again. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/487174/Bournemouth-West-Ham-Premier-League-match-report40 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 08:15

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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 09:15

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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 09:15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/01/2016 09:12:29

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Tickets are still on sale for tonight’s #BPL game against #WatfordFC at St Mary’s. #saintsfc https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/193x226 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @theliverword Sorry to say that he is absolutely dreadful. You’ll soon find out.33 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It’s matchday! #BPL action returns to St Mary’s tonight as #SaintsFC welcome #WatfordFC. Kick-off is at 7.45pm GMT. https://grabyo.com/g/v/GDugt59mDeM40 minutes ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 10:03

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It’s matchday! #BPL action returns to St Mary’s tonight as #SaintsFC welcome #WatfordFC. Kick-off is at 7.45pm GMT. https://grabyo.com/g/v/GDugt59mDeM

Retweets: 17

Favourites: 15
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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 10:13

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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 10:13

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 13/01/2016 10:13:13

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Take a read of our match preview ahead of tonight’s game against #WatfordFC – http://sfcne.ws/PreviewWFCH #saintsfc https://t.co/FKA5k9jfLY20 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @sypickle365 Test driving today 26 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @CucoMartina hopes he can continue to offer the team an attacking threat – http://sfcne.ws/CucoGoalsWFCH https://t.co/tslQKKJgY6an hour ago |
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Optimus-trousers · 13 January 2016 10:48

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 13/01/2016

It’s matchday! #WatfordFC are the visitors to St Mary’s as #SaintsFC return to #BPL action. Kick-off is at 7.45pm GMT. ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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