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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 22:53:16

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @hotspur423 good point. Except…I’m a United fan!13 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | .@eastleighfc brilliant today - the replay should be fantastic. @ChrisToddBook & Co should be proud17 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @mattyjlawrence I’m his biggest fan. Have seen him work at close hand. Best training ground manager in the country IMO17 minutes ago |
| Mirror Football @MirrorFootball | 1. Man United target Spurs boss Mauricio Pochettino as possible Louis van Gaal replacement http://bit.ly/1ObnR8O https://t.co/a0rxzbrjxU21 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @harrydunn999 agreed. Spent £5m on Juanmi and I don’t know what he does21 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @mptterrell I’m not. I wrote a piece saying they are not your rivals before I played each other.23 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @MattElgar14 @ConnorArmstrong he has been a long-term targe of the board but think the feeling is the price is too high24 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @stevebone1 always26 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @harrydunn999 agreed. He is trying to preserve his reputation and who can blame him?26 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @rcrook64 I think you are being very naive. You would never have finished 7th last season with a poorer manager in charge.27 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @harrydunn999 @rcrook64 spot on. Last season was a freak. As I got pilloried for saying in August.28 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @mptterrell other than the fact they may finish above you :slight_smile:28 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @andydavis1978 when was the last time they spent £10m on anyone?32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @CarbonRoadRider @MirrorFootball can’t disagree32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @apf100 @andydavis1978 agreed.32 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @rcrook64 he worked miracles last year. Now paying the price for selling so many top players and replacing them on the cheap.33 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @stevebone1 we gave them plenty of credit on TalkSPORT34 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 21:52:44

| Alex Crook @alex_crook | My #saintsfc player ratings from today via @ESPNFC http://www.espnfc.com/club/southampton/376/blog/post/2783530/southampton-defence-fails-in-fa-cup-exit-vs-crystal-palace42 minutes ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 20:52:30

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | @mrhordley Glad your son had a good day. Hope to see you back at St Mary’s soon. #saintsfc3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Check out our gallery of images from #SaintsFC’s #EmiratesFACup defeat to #CPFC – http://sfcne.ws/CPFCFACGallery https://t.co/JMuW1Y03fz4 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | @CannonHaroak123 I don’t disagree5 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Alan Pardew asked if #pompey boy Joel Ward took extra satisfaction scoring today 'I dont like that comment as ex-#saintsfc manager’6 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Ronald Koeman also admitted Sadio Mane was ‘maybe trying to hard’ and needed to pass the ball more #saintsfc8 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | I asked Koeman is he needed to buy a striker this month. He said ‘It’s difficult to sign one player. Maybe if we signed Messi’ #saintsfc9 minutes ago |
| OptaJose @OptaJose | 5 - No other player has scored more headers than Gareth Bale in Europe’s top five leagues this season (level with Olivier Giroud). Dragon.an hour ago |
| Jonathan Northcroft @JNorthcroft | Manchester United did more in the third round in 1999-2000.an hour ago |

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Cédric Soares - (cedricsoares41) on 09/01/2016

“It’s not about the name on the back of the jersey, it’s about the badge on the front” by @davidbeckham

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 19:51:55

| Phil Blanche @philblanche | In Cobh when Nigel Adkins’ League of Wales side beat LoI in 1996. LVG was defending CL with Ajax at time. Safe to say the gap’s closed.8 minutes ago |
| Simon Peach @SimonPeach | Understandably a lot of the focus will be on #MUFC, but congratulations to @SUFC_tweets & @TheNigelAdkins. Great display, harsh result21 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | At least Dick Turpin wore a mask #MUFC28 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

It was a case of same old story for @RonaldKoeman after #SaintsFC’s #EmiratesFACup exit – http://sfcne.ws/RKPostCPFCFAC https://t.co/FqVpAuaGDW

Retweets: 14

Favourites: 15

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 18:51:19

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC’s @Mattytargett said they invited too much pressure from #CPFC after equalising – http://sfcne.ws/MTPostCPFCFAC https://t.co/dwbU6WoZbH5 minutes ago |
| Lee Callender @stateofplaylee | @talkSAINTS I think we’re now officially a lot of trouble, can’t see where the next win is coming froman hour ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | Caught the last 15 minutes of the first half of #mufc v #sufc and wish I hadn’t zzzzzzzzzzz19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Hear from a disappointed @Mattytargett after #SaintsFC’s #EmiratesFACup defeat to #CPFC – http://youtu.be/FEIrPpeYG94 https://grabyo.com/g/v/GmXDtuz3hlo21 minutes ago |
| Paul Hirst @hirstclass | For the 10th successive match at Old Trafford, MUFC fail to score in the first half32 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @SamDobson1 Literally no fucks given now. Thought we were alright, but not a lot of confidence there at the moment.30 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | It was a case of same old story for @RonaldKoeman after #SaintsFC’s #EmiratesFACup exit – http://sfcne.ws/RKPostCPFCFAC https://t.co/FqVpAuaGDW38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | We spoke to #SaintsFC boss @RonaldKoeman following defeat to #CPFC in the #EmiratesFACup – http://youtu.be/vBnKqrmS67A https://grabyo.com/g/v/CG3tmSAZZRl41 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | It’s taken a couple of years but I’m beginning to worry Nicola Cortese is close to finding the final horcrux… #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Toothy73 Would have to do something. Can’t just limp out of the division. I agree he’s not the crux of the issue, but if enthusiasm gone…an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @DeanoBaggio83 @Toothy73 Better pay out if you get fired.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Toothy73 Maybe not, it’s not black and white, but something isn’t right. I think he’s lost interest.an hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @Toothy73 I think then the manager’s position would be untenable.an hour ago |

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 17:50:42

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | FULL TIME: #SaintsFC 1-2 #CPFC @OriolRomeu’s goal is not enough as @RonaldKoeman’s men exit the #EmiratesFACup. https://t.co/yLnJOYVONnan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Good luck #cpfc in the next round. Likeable bunch. Except Jedinak of course. #saintsfc4 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @pajb_6 @bigadamsport Was fairly obvious from last month that 3 CBs was too many, they’ve always played one up top.16 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Quote from helpful @SW_Trains staff at Southampton Central about @SouthernRailUK: “they just don’t give a shit” #nailedit26 minutes ago |
| Matt Ashley @MattAshley1 | Saying how far we’ve come in the last 6 years is no justification for the way we have playing most weeks #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Nothing less than 6 points from Watford and WBA at home is acceptable I’m afraid. Put up or shut up time. #saintsfc31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @bigadamsport Well I’m afraid he’s wrong. If it didn’t affect things, why did he make two subs to change back to back 4 at half time?31 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | @the_mattgregory @nicetrainers @snowySFC Means fuck all, they were evangelical with Cortese but as soon as he left they weren’t fussed by it34 minutes ago |
| My Old Man Said @oldmansaid | A Villa fan gives his #avfc player ratings for the Wycombe game directly to the player’s faces. #Xrated #WYCvAVL https://t.co/bR1UIezvVHan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | If Arsenal miss out on the title by a couple of points they’ll look at that hammering at St. Mary’s and be utterly baffled. #saintsfc38 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | #SaintsFC knocked out of the #EmiratesFACup after defeat to #CPFC. Read our report here – http://sfcne.ws/CPFCFACReport https://t.co/Dz7ulJpc4b38 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @SteveGrant1983 @SouthernRailUK Jump on the Eastleigh bandwagon.40 minutes ago |
| Steve Grant @SteveGrant1983 | Just to make today even better, turns out @SouthernRailUK have cancelled the next three Southampton to Victoria trains. Shower of cunts.41 minutes ago |
| Cartlon Cole @_CarltonCole9 | MAN OF THE MATCH: Who was your Man of the Match for our @EmiratesFACup win over Wolves? #WHUFC #WHUWOL43 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Give it Barry Gale to the end of the season… #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Anyone fancy doing the player ratings? #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Sadly it’s only what was expected today. #WeWhimperOut #saintsfcan hour ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Tactical cock up first half… Didn’t take chances… Should have won. Didn’t. Commonly known as Saturdays. #saintsfcan hour ago |

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@samcunningham - Sam Cunningham

Someone at St Mary’s just pointed out, 'Koeman has blamed the players, the board and the academy. Who else is there to blame? #saintsfc

Retweets: 17

Favourites: 5

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

90: José Fonte hits the bar and then @VirgilvDijk hits the post from successive @Prowsey16 corners. #saintsfc [1-2]

Retweets: 17

Favourites: 10

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

FULL TIME: #SaintsFC 1-2 #CPFC@OriolRomeu’s goal is not enough as @RonaldKoeman’s men exit the #EmiratesFACup. https://t.co/yLnJOYVONn

Retweets: 43

Favourites: 13

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 09/01/2016

#SaintsFC go out of the #EmiratesFACup, losing 2-1 to #CPFC at St Mary’s. ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 16:50:24

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 90: Five minutes of added time. #saintsfc [1-2] 2 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 90: José Fonte hits the bar and then @VirgilvDijk hits the post from successive @Prowsey16 corners. #saintsfc [1-2] 3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 89: Hennessey spills @OriolRomeu’s header, but Dann is there to clear the danger. #saintsfc [1-2] 4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 86: @ShaneLong7 picks up a booking for a foul on Jedinak. #saintsfc [1-2] 7 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Palace are taking the piss bringing Jedinak on… #saintsfc10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 83: #CPFC’s Yohan Cabaye makes way for Mile Jedinak. #saintsfc [1-2] 10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 76: @RonaldKoeman makes his final change as @Prowsey16 comes on for @JordyClasie. #saintsfc [1-2] 17 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 76: Second substitution for #CPFC as Fraizer Campbell is replaced by Marouane Chamakh. #saintsfc [1-2] 18 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 74: Terrific save from Hennessey to deny Juanmi his first goal for #SaintsFC. [1-2] 19 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 72: Excellent defensive clearance from @VirgilvDijk after Pape Souaré had produced a dangerous cross. #saintsfc [1-2] 21 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | GOAL: #SaintsFC 1-2 #CPFC (Wilfried Zaha 69) Zaha volleys home after Stekelenburg had parried Puncheon’s strike.24 minutes ago |
| talkSAINTS @talkSAINTS | And we go behind again, 1-2. #Saintsfc24 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | I’d started to hope again. #saintsfc24 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Why am I not even surprised? #Saintsfc24 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Meanwhile… In the G-Cave… #saintsfc #mavericksambaassassin https://t.co/VG8HBFiNeC29 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | Here’s @OriolRomeu firing #SaintsFC level against #CPFC in the #EmiratesFACup – https://t.co/KqWBh65C3X31 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 60: @ShaneLong7 is denied by a smart save from Hennessey. #saintsfc [1-1] 32 minutes ago |

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 09/01/2016

@oriolromeu jumps for joy after drawing #SaintsFC level against #CPFC in the #EmiratesFACup. ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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Southampton FC - (southamptonfc) on 09/01/2016

Celebration time for @oriolromeu after his second goal since joining #SaintsFC. ( St Mary’s Stadium )

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

GOAL: #SaintsFC 1-1 #CPFC (@OriolRomeu 51) Romeu smashes home from the rebound after @CucoMartina’s shot had been saved well.

Retweets: 37

Favourites: 48

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

HALF TIME: #SaintsFC 0-1 #CPFCThe visitors lead through Joel Ward’s goal just before the 30-minute mark. https://t.co/hdGoDmwcjx

Retweets: 10

Favourites: 6

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Summary of Saints’ focussed Twitter users: 09/01/2016 15:49:36

| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | HALF TIME: #SaintsFC 0-1 #CPFC The visitors lead through Joel Ward’s goal just before the 30-minute mark. https://t.co/hdGoDmwcjx3 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 45: One minute of additional time at the end of the first half. #saintsfc [0-1] 4 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 45: @OriolRomeu’s shot is deflected behind for a corner after good work from Davis and Mané. #saintsfc [0-1] 5 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @northamsoul7 they were talking about off the pitch.6 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | @MatthewLewns Haha didn’t realise it was him. Thought it was tinged with delight.6 minutes ago |
| simon leason @simon_leason | @alex_crook We march backwards…12 minutes ago |
| Chris Rann @crstig | Talksport talking about #saintsfc like the club are in a complete crisis…8 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 40: Scott Dann glances a header wide for #CPFC from Puncheon’s dangerous corner. #saintsfc [0-1] 10 minutes ago |
| Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC | 37: @OriolRomeu’s shot is scrambled away by #CPFC after @Mattytargett’s corner had fallen his way. #saintsfc [0-1] 12 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #saintsfc have had the stuffing knocked out of them by that #cpfc goal body language of home players not great. Koeman has face like thunder14 minutes ago |
| Matt Bealey @matt230809 | @FreshSaints need to be more than a handful sometimes though #endproductplease14 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #saintsfc have had the stuffing knocked out of them by that #cpfc goal body language of home players not great. Koeman has face like thunder14 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | We need a forward who will grab the game by the grip of his hands. A forward that won’t let these strong starts go to waste #Saintsfc15 minutes ago |
| Alex Crook @alex_crook | #pompey old boy Joel Ward gives #cpfc the lead against #saintsfc calm finish from a Jason Puncheon pull back.16 minutes ago |
| Connor Armstrong @ConnorArmstrong | #SaintsFC on top, but don’t score, and then concede from a defensive error. Story of the season so far. So depressingly predictable.18 minutes ago |
| SaintsNews&Views @SaintsfcViews | We are flat. Why is Koeman playing 3 at the back when Palace have 1 upfront?? This team looks shambolic. #Saintsfc17 minutes ago |
| Fresh Saints @FreshSaints | Live footage of Pardew in the dug out #Saintsfc #cpfc https://vine.co/v/elWdOVaAD2P17 minutes ago |

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@SouthamptonFC - Southampton FC

GOAL: #SaintsFC 0-1 #CPFC (Joel Ward 29) The visitors take the lead as Ward fires beyond Maarten Stekelenburg from Jason Puncheon’s pass.

Retweets: 24

Favourites: 13

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