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Arsenal and Sunderland aces link up with England squad in training | Sport Galleries | Pics | Daily Express

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Express Sport brings you the best pictures from England’s latest training session ahead of their World Cup qualifier against Slovenia on Tuesday night (7.45pm) [Getty Images]

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England stars jet off to Slovenia | Sport Galleries | Pics | Daily Express

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England youngsters Marcus Rashford and Jordan Pickford follow dropped skipper Wayne Rooney to the waiting plane at Luton Airport [The FA via Getty Images]

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Summary of non-mainstream articles: 10/10/2016 22:20:44

| | Shane Long Is Officially The Fastest Footballer In The Premier LeagueBALLSIE |

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Which Prem club gives English players the most minutes? Does your side give them a chance?

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STARSPORT count down the percentage of league minutes given to English players by each club in the Premier League - according to football-observatory.com.

It seems as though fewer teams are giving homegrown talent from these shores an opportunity to impress in the league than ever before.

Teams in the division can now attract the greatest players from all over the world to improve their squads.

However, some reckon a preference for foreign talent is having a negative effect on the fortunes of the national team.

So which club gives English players more of a chance than any other?

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Premier League stats: Shots against the woodwork | Sport Galleries | Pics | Daily Express

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How many times has your club hit the woodwork so far this season? [Getty Images]

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Summary of non-mainstream articles: 11/10/2016 00:42:34

| | Shane Long is fastest player (top speed) in PL, Bellerin way off top [Opta] 101GREATGOALS |

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It’s an incredibly busy day of international action ahead for #SaintsFC’s stars. Find out who’s in action: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/2bycs

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Summary of non-mainstream articles: 11/10/2016 07:45:35

| | Could Claude Puel land these 3 players linked with Southampton in January? | ShootSHOOTCOUK |

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Tickets for #SaintsFC’s visit to #MCFC this month are now on general sale: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/2aq8u

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Summary of non-mainstream articles: 11/10/2016 08:45:55

| | Wow… This Southampton star’s recent record is amazingFOOTBALLFANCAST |
| | Report: AC Milan interested in signing Southampton playmaker Dusan TadicHEREISTHECITY |

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あと10分!アジア最終予選(Road to Russia)vs オーストラリア代表10/11 18:00キックオフ(予定) テレビ朝日系列、NHK-BS1で全国生中継 http://bit.ly/2d8A003https://twitter.com/i/web/status/785764291878064128

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#WorldMentalHealthDay was supported yesterday by @SFC_Foundation, who held a special Tea & Talk event at St Mary’s: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/2bxuq

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Find out more about the playing and coaching opportunities on offer for women and girls at #SaintsFC: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/2bvdf

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#SaintsFC defender @MayaYoshida3 played the duration of Japan’s 1-1 draw in Melbourne this morning: https://cards.twitter.com/cards/rh0us/2c5gi

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Saints wait tentatively on international stars

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SAINTS face a tentative wait over the fitness of their soonto-return international stars.

With another hefty bout of fixture congestion on the horizon, Claude Puel will be counting on his key men returning from duty fit and ready for a crucial period.

There have already been a few issues, especially with the left backs.

First choice Ryan Bertrand returned to St Mary’s because of a hamstring injury he picked up on England duty against Malta, following second pick Matt Targett back to the south coast after he sustained a knock with England Under-21s.

Striker Shane Long also hobbled out of Republic of Ireland’s 3-1 victory over Moldova after scoring their opening goal.

There is potentially eight Saints players in international action today.

No doubt, Puel will be hoping there will be no more hiccups and the majority of his squad breeze back through Staplewood’s doors with a spring in their step later this week.

Three of those eight – James WardProwse, Nathan Redmond and Jack Stephens (unused sub) – helped England Under-21s qualify for the European Under-21s Championships with a game to spare last week, after a 1-0 win in Kazakhstan.

Therefore, their final Group 9 match against bottom-of-the-table Bosnia-Herzegovina is essentially meaningless.

That may well mean captain WardProwse and Redmond will be rested for that game, allowing the likes of Stephens to get some game time.

Maya Yoshida will certainly be one player Puel will have his concerns over.

The defender will be playing for Japan in Australia this morning in their latest World Cup qualifier.

He will then face a gruelling 9,443- mile journey back to the UK and will unlikely be rushed back to action as a result of his jet lag-inducing trip.

Fraser Forster is expected to once again have the displeasure of watching from the bench as Joe Hart is preferred ahead of him as Gareth Southgate’s England play Slovenia tonight.

Steven Davis will captain Northern Ireland against Germany tonight, while his central midfield partner Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg faces Montenegro with Denmark in World Cup qualifiers.

Cuco Martina is also on duty with Curacao against Puerto Rico in the Caribbean Cup.

Once all of today’s fixtures are done, the players will return to Saints with seven punishing games in the next three weeks.

It is an important period, too, with two crucial games against Inter Milan, as they look to take a big step toward the Europa League knockout stages, along with Premier League and EFL Cup matches.

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Premier League bogeyman for your club revealed

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Who’s your club’s bogeyman? Sky Sports can now reveal your team’s ultimate nemesis.

We’ve searched every win and goal ratio for all current Premier League players and managers to find who your team should avoid at all costs this season.

Look out for some incredible goal ratios and be sure to warn fellow fans about their bogeyman by sharing the article once you’ve finished…

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The Battle of the WAGs: Every Premier League side’s sexiest babe

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PREMIER LEAGUE footballers are known to attract some of the most beautiful women on earth - and these stunning girls are the best of the lot.

It often seems as though the superstars of the English top flight have perfect lives.

They have the money, the fame, the fast cars and talent beyond most people’s wildest dreams.

But they say behind every great man is a great woman.

And that’s certainly the case, as the photos above prove.

So who wins the battle of the WAGs for your favourite club?

Click through the gallery above to find out.

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