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I’ve noticed a significant decline in rabbits, since the top-hats stopped hunting foxes, but I don’t spose you bros give a fuck about the poor rabbits?

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There is no proof at all that fox hunting actually slows or stops fox breeding at all, if anything it would probably speed it up by virtue of the stupid hounds only being able to catch lame foxes and healthier ones in turn taking their areas and brteeding quicker once they’re dead. The healthiest way to keep the population controlled is a gun, light and a couple of dogs to chase them out.

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Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

There is no proof at all that fox hunting actually slows or stops fox breeding at all, if anything it would probably speed it up

What did we do before the establishment was invented? How comes we are not Foxland, the only country in the world where everyone is a bipedal fox? Have there been fox hunters since the days of Doggerland?

dunno pap, but I’m willing to be pro-foxhunting, as no-one else seems to be.

If I Was A Fox, I would sooner take my chances in a foot-race vs a bunch of knobbers in red coats, than have Barry silently stalking out my den with his shotgun + flashlight. FACT

Originally posted by @Bearsy

Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

There is no proof at all that fox hunting actually slows or stops fox breeding at all, if anything it would probably speed it up

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3929441.stm There’s lots more like that, rabbits/myxomatosis is a classic example of this.

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Originally posted by @Bearsy

dunno pap, but I’m willing to be pro-foxhunting, as no-one else seems to be.

If I Was A Fox, I would sooner take my chances in a foot-race vs a bunch of knobbers in red coats, than have Barry silently stalking out my den with his shotgun + fleshlight. FACT

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But you would be able to out run Barry, but you wouldn’t be able to out run a pack of dogs. That much is fact. In fact, you could trick Barry by wearing a badger costume, but the dogs would always be able to smell you for the fox you are.

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Code = tory red coat

I don’t reckon you give a fuck about foxes barry, ur just on a Class War. You should try and treat ppl equally, even top-hats.

Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez

There is no proof at all that fox hunting actually slows or stops fox breeding at all, if anything it would probably speed it up by virtue of the stupid hounds only being able to catch lame foxes and healthier ones in turn taking their areas and brteeding quicker once they’re dead. The healthiest way to keep the population controlled is a gun, light and a couple of dogs to chase them out.

The problem with your cull comparison is that if any foxes that learn to dodge bullets, or at least Barry Sanchez with a shotgun, will spawn progeny that is Barry and/or Shotgun resistant. Foxes have a lifespan of five years, so in 25 years, the successful offspring of all the survivors would all be like Fox versions of Neo from the Matrix.

Scene from the Foxtrix, Barry’s harrowing fox-led dystopia

“We’re in. I need consumption instructions on contemporary food stuffs that have a stereotypical connection with foxes”

“Stand by”

“I know KFC”

Wtf, Bazza, it was bad enough when MLT used to turn up in the Portswood branch.

I think you’ve been on the top shelf…

The humour on here is cutting, insisive and really edgy…

Juest (or is it jest) must mean something different in England. I was entirely serious. The SNP is, from my admittedly limited perspective, the only UK political party with a clue right night now. (Or is it cle?)

Claypole or Maypole?

Barry is pretty much Columbo, he just finds someone rich, hates on them and follows them around hassling them until they fess up to some murder they probably didn’t do just to get rid of him.

As ever Tokyo is the voice of knowledge, wisdom and cutting edge remark…

Cheers Baz, knew referencing a time period you would understand would be appreciated.

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Mhairi Black’s speech now has 10m views.

Now tell me no-one is interested in compassionate politics.