I am whelmed.
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Can we get someone who can actually score goals?
…so we can turn them into someone who doesn’t?
Ross Stewart?
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Hasn’t he gone awol?
https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1825089718960185573?t=0zGiGjlgMN3Thlo5I-88mQ&s=19
Apparently this kid is an upgrade on Alcarez
Mara going for about 10 mil somethings
ABK deal is off allegedly
I don’t suppose we opted for the extended warranty? 
Now signed
Bella Kotchap latest rumour is that the BHF are keen on him
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They’ll need to be quick, the transplant window will shut soon.
Matt Targett back on loan?
FFS. 
We’re like the fucking Hotel California, but without the drugs.
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That’s fair enough, but another player crawling back here when they can’t get a game where they went. Fucksake. Do we give them a fucking loyalty card when they leave, like hotels do? Use this code for priority booking, free use of the minibar and an extra 50% added to your fucking wages?? 
Southampton are interested in signing goalkeeper Vladyslav Krapyvtsov.
Terrific name. 
