Whaaa?
I was making a serious point!
oi serious question, why are boys not fucking told about this?
For the longest time I was convinced a I had cancer, turns out every fucker gets this.
I’m not comparing this to girls getting their periods, but at least you are giving some warning that is going to happen. Rightly so, of course. It’d be pretty scary if that happened and you knew nothing about it. So, likewise, why the fuck are boys not told about the fucking hard painful lumps that suddenly appear under their nipples?!
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Each to his or her own I guess Lou, but really? You can see bare boobs at many beaches in the summer but I doubt if you will see many women sporting garish strap ons.
Right of passage… I actually went to docs when I was 11-12 … 
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They’re clearly fake but that still didn’t stop me bashing my little chap.
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These days topless Miley is nearly as common as a clothed Miley.
She’s been waffling on about doing a show, naked, with a naked band and naked audience. Also, something about spraying milk at everyone?
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Whaaa?
I was making a serious point!
Fair enough.
Thought it was justified in context. Couldn’t really start the thread without it, and none of the naughty bits were real so I was also technically covered. Finally, teenage girls know who Miley Cyrus is and what she gets up to, whether I post it on here or not.
Whatever we think and however distasteful we think it may be (I think it actually has good comedy value which is perhaps not her intention)… and no matter how disappointed I would be if it was my daughter… you know what? Much rather Mylie was straping on a dildo, and poncing about on stage, making fatso jizz, than strapping a load of C4 to herself and blowing herself and other innocent victims to pieces.
Would take overt/yet unnecessary sexual imagery other bodies in bars anyday.
I hadn’t thought about this for years, I’m clearly still scarred from the whole fucking experience.
Gf is now very confused, “isn’t it a Saints forum?”
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Whatever we think and however distasteful we think it may be (I think it actually has good comedy value which is perhaps not her intention)… and no matter how disappointed I would be if it was my daughter… you know what? Much rather she was straping on a dildo, and poncing about on stage, making fatso jizz, than strapping a load of C4 to herself and blowing herself and other innocent victims to pieces.
Would take overt/yet unnecessary sexual imagery other bodies in bars anyday.
Lol wtf G
Her tits have grown.
Originally posted by @Bearsy
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Whatever we think and however distasteful we think it may be (I think it actually has good comedy value which is perhaps not her intention)… and no matter how disappointed I would be if it was my daughter… you know what? Much rather she was straping on a dildo, and poncing about on stage, making fatso jizz, than strapping a load of C4 to herself and blowing herself and other innocent victims to pieces.
Would take overt/yet unnecessary sexual imagery other bodies in bars anyday.
Lol wtf G
Well you know what i mean - everyone taking Miley a bit too seriously imho… which is what she wants, yet we shoudl be laughing because lets be honest, its not a great look is it?
…four pages on dildogate and comedy breasts… about par I reckon
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Originally posted by @Burp
Her tits have grown.
I thought that as well until it was pointed out that they are fake!
I don’t want to overstep the mark here, but have you just given me permission to masturbate to your daughter?
Oh, I wasn’t having a pop! I just thought it was interesting that I didn’t find the image itself off putting (given at the time I thought they were real) in the same way I find the nuns and other soft porn images people would post, really off putting. I assumed you subconsciously felt the same, given you posted it (even though you were complaining). But now I know it’s just because you knew they weren’t real! 
This is too deep. 
Oh I dont know, I was thinking of suggesting to Mrs SOG that we use that look for our Friday nights! 
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er no… over Miley (source of potential confusion was corrected)… but I am sure Billy ray might not be too pleased though
Sorry, I saw this reply too late.
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It makes me laugh to think of all the Dads worrying about their daughters seeing Miley’s picture and being influenced by it. Then worrying that next Saturday night they have to tell them “you’re not going out dressed like that!”
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