:pl: :tottenhamfc: Spurs v Southampton :saintsfc: (Live on :sky_logo: Sports)

Listen to fucking Sherwood. What a wanker …Ryan Mason showed them how to win a game. What an arsehole. They were woeful in the 1st half. We should have put it to bed but the same old Saints turned up and fucked it up royally. 16 fucking games lost this season … 16. Relegation form. Thank goodness for the first 6 weeks.

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They had 3 shots on target in the game. Both goals of which one was a penalty and a 3rd that was straight at McCarthy from distance.

Oh yes. They certainly deserved to win. A fucking replica of the Cup replay last year. my last away game.

Cunts!

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This sport stuff, it’s supposed to be fun yeah? Why do we end up wanting to poke the players eyes out after each game? Funny concept hey?

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And to top it all off, my TV stopped loading apps. Great morning all round really

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I honestly don’t know what the answer is.

Getting a sports psychologist on the pay roll?

Giving them testosterone boosting injections to stop being so wet?

Getting a goalkeeping coach to coach his subjects on more than footwork and spend some time on shot-stopping, tell his keeper just to stand still for penalties and not telegraph where he’s going to dive?

The keeper comment is based on some scary stats about the incredibly low save percentage of our keepers since the new year. I can’t be arsed to dig it out but trust me it pretty much says if it’s on target then there’s about an 80% chance it’s going in. 66% tonight and whilst that includes a penalty I’m swapping that for the disallowed goal.

The two other games against the want away six were honours even. But no, Saints can’t make the most of the global detest and ridicule aimed at Tottenham over the last 3 days, nor the protests outside the ground.

We are actually embarrassing.

I might just start watching the Fulham and WBA games and hope they lose because I’m really struggling to see where we get more points from.

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The moment we knocked the ball out of play for one of their players I knew we were too nice to see this game out. Lo Celso was trying to con the ref, just like that pony tailed Welsh twat did in the 1st half. Why the fuck didn’t we just carry on until the ref blew, if that’s what he wanted to do. We’re too fucking nice to go 90 mins. Off to watch Line of Duty. Au revoir peeps. See you at the next debacle.

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Adams’ miss at the start set the tone. You won’t pick up points in this league if you pass up such opportunities. Honestly think that was harder to achieve what he did than actually score.

Beggars belief.

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Oh and Coleman gives MOTM to Bale. Shock fucking horror.

He must have shares in that cunty love heart celebration.

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We clearly are a good side when we are on the front foot & press.
Unfortunately we simply cannot keep that up for 50 let alone 90 minutes.
Not sure what else we can do with this group of players.

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Maybe start slow and ramp it up in the 2nd half instead? Got to be worth a try, nothing else seems to work these days.

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Taffs, innit.

Cunts init

We miss Shane Long…

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There, corrected for you

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Amazingly I made it to 92 mins, if anyone had that. That was a long time and much Pinot ago.

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The plane wifi went tits up at halftime so missed the dulcet tones of Adam & Dave for the inevitable collapse.

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Sometimes good things happen for no apparent reason :wink:

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