He has picked my subbuteo formation 4-2-4. Looking forward to 11 - 9 scoreline
X = number of pints Iāve had. Lost count
Yeah, am trollied
ha! Ha!
Now back in William Cobbett
No footie.
Have we won yet?
weāve not been very good so far. They seem incredibly quick and keep beating us to the ball.
Sat outside an Italian cafe in Swanage drinking proper coffee, and my legs, which have been sprung from their betrousered slumber, are baking in the hot sunshine.
But right now I know the score vis a vis Cobber v The Beer, but havenāt got a clue whatās happening at SMS.
Not a lot Bletch. Hope youāre enjoying the sun more than Iām enjoying the game
itās 0-0, Bletch. Theyāve been the better team. Theyāve hit the post from a free kick. Not sure what weāre doing.
Have we started yet?
itās been very dull. Iāve re-read the social integration thread.
Are Hull at top 6 side?
Right) off to get another pint in. Fuck guys Iām trollied. Thank heavens for autocorrectā¦
We really need to get a grip on midfield, missing JWP to provide a bit of service
Boufal and Redmond have done enough to stay on. Tadic seems to have gone missing.
the stats are shocking:
saints 45% possession, 1 shot (not on target), 75% pass accuracy and less passes than Hull (207 v 242).
basically weāre being outplayed at home by Hull, the shittest away team there is.
Take Puel off at HT and put Silva on.
Guanteed win
There is absolutely no urgency to our game. Going sideways again and again. Redmond keeps coming inside and not even attempting to get to the byline and take on his man.
It boils down to Hull wanting it more so far.
Claude had better get the hairdryer out at half time or Iām not going to be a happy camper.
Iāve got Gabbiadini as my fantasy captain. I was sure weād turn on the style and score three. Lets hope the second half improves!
Tadic goes missing every game. He will stay on though, Puel seems frightened to substitute him after his little strop, running to the media complaining. In my opinion he is lucky to be in the starting eleven given his performances recently.
That first half was truly awful, we got lucky with the free kick, Forster rooted to the spot as the ball hit the post, could easily have gone in. Time for him to be rested, he is a shadow of his former self, a liability to be honest.
so, let me get this rightā¦
weāre playing shite and donāt deserve to be ahead?
I cannot fucking believe heās taken off Gabbiadini with 30 to go. FFS
So rigid with his substitutions. Always like for like. Boring hell.
Wheres the Puel out thread�