šŸ† :saints: Southampton v Swansea City :swanseacityfc: - FA Cup 3rd Round


About bloody time

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Well we held out after a desperate second half collapse, conceding 2 late goals to a dominant Swansea.

What?

I wrote that last week…what happened?

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@BTripz you need to go every week now. No pressure

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Good win that. Fair play to the manager and squad for getting up after the Brentford debacle. Hopefully that gives them some confidence for thursday.

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Great practice for next seasonšŸ‘

(Completely forgot about the game tbh)

Newcastle is the next home game, pressure off already…

Utd away on Thursdsy with Amorin turning them into world beaters.

Marvellous

It were just like watching Brasil……

… defending when they lost 7:1 in the WC semi in 2014.

We seem to be in no mans land, too good for the Championship, to shit for the prem.

what struck me was the legacy if out Martin passing game against Championship opposition is good…. trouble is the 2 or 3 better players wonts stick around

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This surprises me, I thought Swansea had much, much more of the ball and didn’t really do a lot with it.

we had 14 shots which is probably the same as in 5 games under Russball…

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We had 3 offsides?
Madness.
We never get players that far up thevpitch usually

That was second half…3 of them forgot we changed ends at HT.

Southampton Australian Supporters

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SAS FA Cup Match Report v Swansea

With our relegation papers almost being stamped already, our best chance of finding any enjoyment from football this season comes from the FA Cup. A storied competition, the oldest of its type in the world and one that holds many wonderful memories for all football fans. So, it’s just delightful to have seen it be dismantled over recent seasons thanks to whining managers with unlimited resources getting their way. It’s like having your local taken over by yuppies. It’s still there, but it’s hard to feel the same way about it.

Anyway, you didn’t come here for long, boring rants, you came here for analysis and insight. Wait, that’s not why you’re here either. On with the show…

  • Juric the Just has shown full respect to this great competition by picking a strong side. Relatively speaking, of course.

  • This was known for a while as the Marriott Derby, following said hotels late, late cancellation of a booking. Beautifully matched a day later by Gabbiadini’s late winner…ahh, nostalgia šŸ˜ Today’s game, however, has been referred to by some as the Russell Martin Cup. I’ll interchange between the two depending on how the wind blows

  • The Obafemi Plate finally gets underway after four largely unnecessary paragraphs and it’s Kamaldeen Sulemana who looks the most lively early. A player the club have reportedly put a Ā£20m price tag on this window. I admire the optimism. I’ve just drawn up a $250,000 ono sign to put on my Toyota Corolla out the front. Wish me luck šŸ™šŸ¼

  • For some reason Swansea are playing like Russell Martin never left, giving us plenty of chances from trying to Barcelona their way out from the back. We’re also trying to do similar at times, but it’s less common. Sort of like a reformed smoker who still reaches into their pocket.

  • We almost come unstuck a couple of times in a row from bad habits, but it won’t be thrice as Ramsdale launches the next underhit backpass into next year (not a bad effort in January tbf) and while Big Sammy Allardyce is drooling on his plasma, a flick on from the Ramsdale kick is chased up by Suladinho and expertly chipped over the keeper’s head and into the net. It’s beautiful. 1-0 and that’ll be Ā£30m thanks. He’s also made his way to the corner flag for an extended shhh celebration. It’s either a message to his critics and former managers or he’s just a pacifist Tim Cahill.

  • To the sounds of Sport Republic phones ringing, Sulambert gets on the end of some gorgeous build up play and heads for the byline, before putting it on a plate for T-Dib. Wonderful team football, sublime assist and a lovely tap in finish from 40 yards from the wunderkind. 2-0. How easy is football? Make it Ā£40m

  • The second half starts the way the first half ended. A decent Championship level team in control against an average Championship side. I’d forgotten how nice it is to play against clumsy defenders and keepers who don’t save absolutely everything. Can August hurry up? 3-0 Saints. T-Dib double. Life’s good. Anyone know how much flights to London are atm…

  • We have a chance to extend our lead as Ryan Manning is standing over a free-kick in the Goldilocks zone, but it’s not quite the same as having a baby-faced hyphenated heartthrob staring down the wall. These days it feels more like playing tennis with a hula hoop. Goal kick.

  • The game is drawing to an obvious conclusion and a lull is building around the ground, until it’s broken by the whirring of a pair of mobility scooters on the sideline. It appears that Joe Allen is coming on for Swansea and Adam Lallana is coming on for Southampton. Who’s next…Methuselah? I know people are living longer and the retirement age keeps being pushed back, but the line surely has to be drawn somewhere…

  • Despite being in his early 90s, Joe Allen almost scores off the front tyre of his scooter, with the post keeping our clean sheet intact.

  • The whistle and scooter beep beeps signal the end of the match. Does this still qualify as new manager bounce…

  • Mark Schwarzer’s beautiful safe hands have drawn us out at home and we’ll be hosting Burnley in what will be a good Championship side up against a very good Championship side. Tough ask, but I’ve got my flights on standby.

#QueSeraSera

That was the most dominant Southampton performance against Swansea since we dropped their Marriott hotel rating from 4.1 to 1.8 ⭐

(Aussie Saints)

No word from the club as to yesterday’s attendance. Going by the Stoke game in October, I’d guess around 12k. We weren’t thanked ā€œfor your marvellous supportā€ at the final whistle.

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ā€œThe game’s over, fuck off.ā€