Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Most feisty poster
KRG, Pap, Ohio, Tokes, Cherts, Furbs
I’m not fucking feisty 
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‘‘I wish it could be Christmas…everyyy dayayyaya’’…
Originally posted by @ant
‘Looks most like a badger’ award.
Never used to be in the running for this, but the white beard streaks have made me a strong contender.
‘Most likely to fritter away an inheritance’ award.
I think this is me. Despite not having any fabulously wealthy relatives, I’d like to think that if I did inherit a big whack, my low born council estate instincts would kick in, causing me to spend it all on ciggies, Sky TV and loose fitting sports-wear.
I’m a scumbag trapped in a professional’s life.
‘Are they really a Saints fan?!’ award.
Bazza.
‘Most likely to wear face paint, wig and a foam hand to a match’ award.
Bletch. Just for the improvement on the drunken clown look he had the first time we met him.
‘Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year’ award. *ahem*
Surely that’s young whippersnapper ant. I’ve got no problem with this one going uncontested. The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else 
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Originally posted by @BTripz
11 months of the year I am fine, this time of year I am all Bah Humbug. Someone in the office today wearing a Christmas jumper FFS
There is nothing wrong with festive jumpers. I wear mine throughout the year when it’s cold, like.
Originally posted by @pap
‘Highest total of unique beers drunk in the past calendar year’ award. *ahem*
Surely that’s young whippersnapper ant. I’ve got no problem with this one going uncontested. The poor bugger is unlikely to win anything else
Haha! Fair fucking play.
Just looked and I’ve had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go.
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Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
All looks a bit cliquey to me…
As bletch once said, we’re not an inpenetrable clique. We’re a _penetrable _clique. Some of us just require less lubrication.
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Originally posted by @ant
Haha! Fair fucking play.
Just looked and I’ve had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go.
Do you go to AA meetings to troll people?
“Hello. My name is ant, and I drink like a fucking fish”
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I have to ask.
Who the fuck keeps count?
Or…
"Hello, my name is fish and I drink like an ant. No wait. Thasnot right. I luv you… "
Good work!
Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Most feisty poster
KRG, Pap, Ohio, Tokes, Cherts, Furbs
I’m not fucking feisty
Lack of self awareness award.
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Originally posted by @ant
Haha! Fair fucking play.
Just looked and I’ve had exactly 600 different beers this calendar year, with 4 weeks to go.
That’s 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I’d be twice the size I am now.
oohh saucy 
Yeah but to be fair to Ant, there is no surprise he is slimline, being an IT whiz he makes full use of the latest cloud storage.
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Originally posted by @BTripz
That’s 12.5 unique beers a week so one would assume a lot of pints. Sheesh if I drunk like that I’d be twice the size I am now.
Not really! E.g. over two days at the Great British Beer Fest I went through ~35 beers. Maybe half of those were 1/3s of a pint (I don’t log anything less than that). I’d probably say about 3/4 of the beers I have come in bottles sized 330 - 500ml.
Although that’s still probably a pint a day overall. Christ.
I’ll stop hijacking the thread now… 
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