šŸ©¹ šŸ¤” Something Weird

Monkey Tennis
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I think my point was that the smaller a place is, the more people know your business.

Plus a lot of people are shithouses and donā€™t do direct confrontation.

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We used to play the NI OS footie team back in the '70s at the height of The Troubles. One year they would come over here and the next weā€™d meet them on the Isle of Man. They loved it, either way theyā€™d get to play and socialise without any fear. It was always a great piss up. :lou_lol:

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The weird thing is we live over 100 miles from where it was sent fromā€¦

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Expect a visit from a couple of heavies whoā€™ll put you in the back of their car and offer you a choice of ā€œabove or below the kneeā€?

Not trying to shit youse up or anything!!

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Seal up your letter box. Just sayinā€™

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Have you ever been to where it was sent from?

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Nope

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Very strange. Mentioned this to the missus and she thinks it is weird too.

Did it come from Porton Down? :smiley:

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I canā€™t remember if fam @WorzelScummage has children or not, if they do then I reckon one of them cut their finger or knee, had a plaster on it and then took the plaster off and dropped it on the ground.

Some local saw this and, very passively aggressively, thought theyā€™d get their own back. Theyā€™ve been biding their time until they went on holiday and have now sent it to fam @WorzelScummage.

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Thatā€™s what I thought until Cherts mentioned it was in itā€™s wrapper.

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The passive aggressive local stored it thus to avoid any cross-infectionā€¦

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I thought he said it was ā€œusedā€.

Used in what sense? To create the greatest Band Aid mystery since the curse of Bob Geldof?

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Just give us the fucking money.

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It is used, but is still within its open wrapper

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So, mystery has been solved. Quite convoluted this oneā€¦

The missus is getting her eyebrows tattooā€™d and had to go for what is called a Sample test to ensure she doesnā€™t react badly with the ink. This was all done locally, but they sent it away to be tested. As I paid for it, they have my name on the order and this was the testing company sending it back.

Not very exciting after all.

Sorry.

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But they sent it with no paperwork?

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You what?? Tattooed eyebrows??? :flushed: FFS :rage::joy::joy::joy:

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Yeah, very common now as women pluck their eyebrows so much it kills off the hair follicles and you end up with no eyebrows.

Or sumink like that.

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Nope, nadda.

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Yep, happened to one of the women at work, sheā€™d plucked so much she had to get her eyebrows tattooed back on, they only last 6 months or so as wellā€¦