He’s picking me up in a minute mate … said he’s gonna take me somewhere nice
I must admit I’m looking forward to it, he seems like a nice bloke
Was nice knowing you Steve
Goat, leave the bank cards in the usual place, Your money will be in your account by Monday latest.
Who does Pap & Bletch have us down to do next?
Stop mentioning discos you fucking cunt, or I’ll come burn down your 2 million quid house out by the Chelsea training ground.
Disco, Disco, Disco, Disco
£2m my arse - I wish…
btw I’m sitting in your garden shed with a gallon of petrol and a box of matches
Goat is sitting outside waiting for me. Just sort you out , dump Steve in a ditch somewhere now we’ve got his bank details and we’re done for the evening…
Well that was a lucky escape, even an innocent like me knows you don’t go for a picnic in the middle of the night !!
I think he was a wrong’un Cob … he just never bargained on my excellent sleuthing skills
Anyway you two, I know you’re in cahoots but if it gets me higher up that Papsweb food chain, I’ll happily share my bank details.
Which details were you after … the amount of the original overdraft or the charges incurred on the said overdraft for being unauthorised ?
Enough …my ‘pissed’ seems to have turned into ‘drunk’, so I’m signing out.
He said “he is going to take you and it will be nice” TBH
There’s a Papsweb food chain? Num num num.
Now where can I find an unsuspecting papswebber and a nice Chianti…?