Significantly stupid things said or done by significant others

[Bucks]

Stab the kebab, followed by she had a good moan. Wrong thread for sure.

[Sfcsim]

What about Hoofinruth other half?

[Fatso]

Nothing wrong with asking a Muslim what they’re doing for Christmas. Everyone I know, from all faiths and backgrounds “do something” for Christmas because it’s not really a religious celebration for most. It’s just a time for family and relaxing/getting stressed.

[pap]

Originally posted by @Sfcsim

What about Hoofinruth other half?

Quite,. Sfcsim, quite.

It’s clear that there is only one Sotonian woman for Tokyo.

[Coxford_lou]

Originally posted by @Sfcsim

What about Hoofinruth other half?

Yeah.

And why assume I have boyfriends. I might be into girls for all Tokes knows.

This subject line is flawed on so many levels.

[Sadoldgit]

Whilst driving my then gf (now Mrs SOG 2) over to meet her parents for the first time she was giving me directions and told me to take a right at the roundabout. I duly turned right only to get an earful. No, she said pointing her hand aggresively to the left, I said right! Needless to say I have never let her forget that!

[Goatboy]

[WorzelScummage]

I’ve just spent ten minutes trying to find a picture of Rachel Weisz kissing another woman. I couldn’t find one, so here’s a picture of a squirrel on a skateboard instead:

[Coxford_lou]

Heheh. I’ve just written, and deleted, a question I might save for the next Papsweb drinks gathering. Maybe an Internet forum isn’t the time or place.

[pap]

The amount of times the missus has said “that way!”, not realising that I am in fact, looking at the road (and don’t know which direction she is wildly gesticulating toward) is fucking unreal.

[Goatboy]

I’m not sure you should be doing that whilst driving anyway.

[PhilippineSaint]

The Philippine Girlfriend will call my mobile phone from her"s and say “I am here” She could be any where in the bloody world. A place name would be helpful in locating her

[Halo-Stickman]

Like Tokes’ wife, Mrs Stickman is far more academic than me, albeit rather specialised in her own particular subject. She’s had a very successful career; but, by her own admission, she’s pretty woeful at general knowledge.

Recently, we’ve started playing in our local pub quiz. Mrs S responds to most questions with a bemused grimace; but, every now and then she comes out with an absolute classic. The other night, for instance:

Question: “Which 4 UK cities have hosted the Eurovision Song Contest?”
Mrs Stickman: (leaning across and whispering in my ear) “I know one of them.”
Me: “Good. What is it?”
Mrs Stickman: “Ireland.”
Me: “ffs”

[Bucks]

[Sfcsim]

Mrs Sfcsim said ‘yes’ ha ha ha fool!

[BTripz]

Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Originally posted by @Sfcsim

What about Hoofinruth other half?

Yeah.

And why assume I have boyfriends. I might be into girls for all Tokes knows.

This subject line is flawed on so many levels.

I’ve just spent ten minutes trying to find a picture of Rachel Weisz kissing another woman. I couldn’t find one, so here’s a picture of a squirrel on a skateboard instead:

Will this one doe instead?

[BTripz]

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Yeah.

And why assume I have boyfriends. I might be into girls for all Tokes knows.

This subject line is flawed on so many levels.

Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

Heheh. I’ve just written, and deleted, a question I might save for the next Papsweb drinks gathering. Maybe an Internet forum isn’t the time or place.

Were you on the sauce last night @LouLouMySweet, this isn’t your normal posting style

[pap]

I genuinely suspect that my missus has only known her left from her right for the last three years.

To clarify, I am talking directions, not political philosophies.

[pap]

Originally posted by @BTripz

Will this one doe instead?

Phwoar. Anna Friel.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Well I was going to just put something link stupid things your wife or GF have said but then I thought you would pipe up with “what about me and my dumb ass ex boyfriends etc” and the last thing I wanted was you on the thread. Therefore, instead of having you whine on about me being sexist, I included you in the title in the hope you would say some dumb thing some dumb guy said to you and then go back to arranging hook ups with random men from a forum. However that has back fired and you have found something else to whine on about. Pap, if possible, could you please remove Lou from the title and change it to “dumb things bitches have said or done”?

Many thanks in advance.