Can we hold off doing the dick jokes in a thread about sexual assaults/rape? It’s not very funny. Thanks.
Originally posted by Coxford_lou
You know, I thought this after I pressed send (and expected someone to pick me up on it). To be fair this thread has long been off subject so tone doesn’t feel the same as it did at the start.
How about we create a new ‘The Beef Thread’ so when a serious topic does derail into nonesense, we can take it there?
tbh i don’t think i would even read a thread like this if there was no dick jokes in it. Sounds bit depressing. If I wanted to feel miserable, I’d watch the fucking News.
tbh i don’t think i would even read a thread like this if there was no dick jokes in it. Sounds bit depressing. If I wanted to feel miserable, I’d watch the fucking News.
Just read some of Cherts banter that will cheer you up, this fellow could not only charm the birds out ot the trees he has the wit of Stephen Fry, the man truly is a belter.
Cheers bear that’s v useful and saves me going through the thread. So barry usual EU is to blame etc etc, driving down wages if I ever got a job etc etc. gottit.
Plus V good top trumps card idea for the farm house. + 100 bear points for today bear, good work.
It’s the word “rape” Bear. Same as the word “cancer” it just means and represents more (probably to women) than just the 4 letters. I know you like pushing boundaries on things, but I can’t stand seeing that word used as a joke. Or used to win a point. Or whatever. Probably because, most girls/women from the age of 13 onwards, get taught to fear the life out of it.
The lad is beyond, he is now using the old internet trick of jumping on any amusing post and using it as ammo, its not that he is funny even mildly funny, snide playground trick.
Pull yourself out of Bearsy’s arse, he isn’t that funny but you think he is the next Lenny Bennet, your puns and gags are weaker than that shite hairdresser Biro Pen.
yeah i know. That last sentence resonates with me. I mean, I know I’m Dude and it’s Different, but I feel like getting raped is way down the list of Bad Things That Could Happen To Me. If I was on a date with a Syrian Bro and he said, either ur getting raped, or I’m stealing ur iPhones, I’d prob take the bumming. I mean, I would’ve done when I had iPhones, now I’ve only got Samsung Galaxy, so I’d be like, take the fkin phone, but you Know What I Mean.
Edit: soz that sounds like rape jokes again! I was trying to be srs honest! I can’t help it!
It’s the word “rape” Bear. Same as the word “cancer” it just means and represents more (probably to women) than just the 4 letters. I know you like pushing boundaries on things, but I can’t stand seeing that word used as a joke. Or used to win a point. Or whatever. Probably because, most girls/women from the age of 13 onwards, get taught to fear the life out of it.
yeah i know. That last sentence resonates with me. I mean, I know I’m Dude and it’s Different, but I feel like getting raped is way down the list of Bad Things That Could Happen To Me. If I was on a date with a Syrian Bro and he said, either ur getting raped, or I’m stealing ur iPhones, I’d prob take the bumming. I mean, I would’ve done when I had iPhones, now I’ve only got Samsung Galaxy, so I’d be like, take the fkin phone, but you Know What I Mean.
Edit: soz that sounds like rape jokes again! I was trying to be srs honest! I can’t help it!
Whatevs, Bear.
Bearsy you are super funny, I mean you dont need to use that word to be as super funny as you are, your mates will follow you around even if you dont use that word, that trump card here had the whole family laughing , I even got Steve in No 6 to come round and see it.
leave me out of it! I enjoy the flame wars, but prefer to be sniping in the background. I don’t want to be Disputed Territory. I’m not the Gaza Strip ffs
Whatevs, Bear.