Coupla things.
- I am in Southampton now.
- You (of all people) are in no position to make that demand.
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Can’t make the SW afterwards I’m afraid. Technically you are all late though, as I was there for most of last night.
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Get to the Stable then Goaty. Just arrived and spotted a “Crazy Goat” beer. Chuck in the Sotonians pizza they sell and it was meant to be
We are upstairs at the stable😊no sign of the baby jesus and definitely no wise men.
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I guess a virgin is completely out of the question as well 
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Is Bletch not there?
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He’s in the South Western Arms.
Originally posted by @saintbletch
He’s in the South Western Arms.
Is that a big star hovering above the inn?
…or a police helicopter looking out for inappropriate behaviour? 
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Was a great experience at the SWA. Company, chat, humour and footy table and pool table gimmicks. Coupled with the pre match party, easily better than the SMS experience.
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What a load of crap, Bucks.
Before meeting up, I considered you all to be a bunch of sad and lonely, Internet-losers.
I saw nothing last night to change my mind.
Turkish was right; football mong-boardary should stay virtual.
I was reminded of the need for things to say virtual when I left Flyd Owl and SO5 looking for the nightlife in Eastleigh. We spontaneously embraced in a group hug on Leigh Road which was touching and emotional.
It was only after I had shaken hands with them both and turned to walk away with a tear welling in the corner of my eye that I remembered that the hand I had just shaken was the one that 45 minutes earlier had held Flyd Owl’s flaccid penis whilst he was pissing up against St Deny’s station. *
#stayvirtual
* I’ll leave it to the reader to determine which hand had held Flyd Owl’s flaccid penis.
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Things I learned last night:
pap has racist a friend*
It’s OK to treat a black person like a domestic servant as long as it’s the black person’s idea
pap does indeed walk like a penguin
Lou’s lovely and she has real balls
SO5 was the lead singer in Spinal Snot
pap’s mate Lee is a top, top bloke
Flyd Owl’s Russian gets worse over the course of an evening whereas mine gets better - Yob tvoyu mat
SO5 has got shorter since I last saw him
pap’s sporting a badger beard right now
There is a musical genre called acid house country
A large Jack Daniels on ice is a pretty good way to end the night
I have three new insults for pap (filed away for when needed)
Flyd Owl wants to play in my 5-a-side team - wearing Chelsea boots
SO5 works in a part of technology that I also dabble in (Jonathan Davies was the bloke I mentioned BTW)
Anarchy is the only pure form of democracy
Flyd Owl’s parents’ house is called “Aneurin Bevan - isn’t it”
pap wears very colourful underwear
Bucks and I should have gone back to The Stable and hit the cider
Flyd Owl never washes his hands after pissing
pap’s friendship group is a very broad church and he’s one of the most open and genuine ** people I’ve ever met
* Not really, she’s just from Safricka
** Fucking mental, mind.
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Yeah, but was learning all of that really better than staying in and watching Strictly Come Dancing, Bletch? 
Probably not, Halo.
When are we going to see you mate?
Oh, and line of the night came from SO5 to Lou.
So, what do you do, Lou - other than drawing penises?
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Probably not, Halo.
When are we going to see you mate?
Oh, and line of the night came from SO5 to Lou.
So, what do you do, Lou - other than drawing penises?
I draw penises like a snake charmer… 
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Excellent summaries Bletch - that will make Bearsy very happy.
Was really nice seeing everyone even though the match was shit.
Sorry I bailed early - sounds like things livened up after I left!
I’m just sad we didn’t meet Roswell!
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Probably not, Halo.
When are we going to see you mate?
Oh, and line of the night came from SO5 to Lou.
So, what do you do, Lou - other than drawing penises?
Thing is, Bletch, over the years I’ve come to regard you lot as my friends.
I don’t want to jeopardise that … by actually meeting any of you fuckers. 
Lou draws penises? Yes, I’ve noticed that; how many of you were there last night?
Post-match apologies : Goatboy (too popular) & ant (says other plans, but actually secretly campaigning for Young Poster of the Year)
Post-match attendees : Coxford_Lou (great effort from someone not 100% after the game), Bletch, Bucks, Fowllyd, SO5 4BW, saintbletch and myself.
Special guests ; delegate from Itchen North international crew. My “mate who knows about football” and his girlfriend also attended. We also welcomed another special guest to the table through international crew connections.
Top moments
Fowllyd getting animated at Harvey Keitel comparisons, only to find out that he’s really a doppelganger for Howard Marks, author of Mr Nice. Don’t see the resemblance myself.
The bletch vs special guest debate. Many were off seeking glory on the table football field, but those that were present were treated to a Sotonians debate, at times passionately argued, but with much respect throughout from both sides. I hope all the special guests join.
One of the best Sotonians nights I’ve had. Thanks to all for making it along and allowing the festive spirit to make a resurgent comeback.
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Uhm… sounds like bunch of sandling wearing pinkio lefty sexually confused homoerotic pisshead nonsense to me. Must make sure I can make it next time 
You must. It’s in less than a week’s time. If you’re down this way anyway, show up.