Saints v the Mighty Hammers, 19th August 2017 - Match Thread

Not that any of us will remember what to do when it does.

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Forget the friesian the way the Robert E Lee thread is heading the banjo is in the woods being played already

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Having missed the Palace game, I haven’t seen a home goal since Wham last February.

Its got to happen tomorrow?

Hasn’t it?

(Sob)

Well, it’s a beautiful Saturday morning here in OzLand and as the morning has been full of happy times with Mrs Oz, I am in a buoyant mood as I will not need the extra handfulls when the Mighty Saints put a couple past Joe ā€œSheerā€ Hart(attack).

Maybe those behind his goal can remind him of his glory days in Italy and how his skin was the farest in the land. Now he’s just some Citeh reject geezer picking the ball out of our ol’ onion bag. Hope it doesn’t make you cry, Hey Joe?

4-0 Saints (Jose with red card and pen)

In any case of the above not being true, wake me up now

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wake up @ozsaintdave

I’ve Ā£5 on 2:1 for us.

I’m going to the pub it’s Ā£11 a pint. It’s still stupidly hot here so nothi g has changed in a week.

It will be 0-0

If we get some luck.

Last minute penalty…Tadic hides…up steps Forster…looks one way, slices it the other…1-0…job done…and the great drought is history.

Not going to be along for this one.

Loads to sort out up north this week.

We normally win well when I can’t make it, and suffered the taunts of West Ham fans when I last watched this fixture. The cunts were singing ā€œOh when the Saints go 3-1 downā€.

Trust me when I say you are better off without me.

Oh yes, and smash those fuckers, Saints.

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Don’t worry Papster, Gabbi is out for revenge after they ruined his debut :lou_wink_2:

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A start for Lemina

Classie Been dropped then ?

as the only injured player we have is VVD which is why he is not in the team aledgedly :lou_lol:

JWP dropped

Coyrs

Early season rotation :lou_facepalm_2:

Gabbbbiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaadddddiiiiiiiinnnnnnniiiiiiiii

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Gabbadabbdooo!

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Fonte being blamed by the commentator, can’t take the finish away from Gabi though…

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_get the fuck in gooooaaaaal at last _

MEDIC!

Half the pub just collapsed in shock.l