:saints:šŸ•“ Saints' next manager

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It’s a few pages back now, but our sources tell us that Pellegrini has been offered a 3yr contract, and don’t panic re:delay, cos both parties are keen to get it done.

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Originally posted by @London-Sotonian

Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt

Welcome Claude Puel to Southampton Football Club.

Not who most of us wanted, but still an exciting appointment all the same, with the style of football he’ll bring.

He is also a harsh taskmaster, and won’t take any shit. Should be a fun pre-season for our lads.

Assuming that means he’ll be announced today then?

Means he has agreed terms, and we’re now finalising backroom team details.

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So then, cockwomble or dickweasel? Although both have bestiality overtones, I think I prefer cock, womble. Oops, that should be cockwomble. Bloody auto correct.

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Mingeflump

FFS

the only one I’ve seen in the wild was balanced on a presidential candidate

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Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by @Sussexsaint

Minge Flumps, the sworn enemy and rarely discussed nemesis of the cock-womble

OK OK…back on topic…

Arsegerbil?

Originally posted by @Mulletsaint

Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane

Originally posted by @Sussexsaint

Minge Flumps, the sworn enemy and rarely discussed nemesis of the cock-womble

OK OK…back on topic…

Arsegerbil?

Looks like cousin Ulrich van Gerbil

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Bear - press and hold will give you a new tab option on yer phone.

I’ve put GBP10 on EƱol Farkar, SKY has him at 25 bar,

Sounds like Eric Black is coming in too.

I must admit, I’m not particularly enthusiastic about the appointment of Puel or Black, but they’re the ciubs choices and the board do deserve our support due to their achievements over the past seasons…up the Saints!

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Yeah, Jet, this about sums up how I feel about the situation.

I hope we can still find a place for Sammy Lee; it would be a shame to lose his enthusiasm and energy, imo.

It’s going to be Puel today. At last!

Originally posted by @Sfcsim

It’s going to be Puel today. At last!

How do you know this?

DO NOT QUESTION SFCSIM AND HIS ITK STATUS. You can see from his avatar how close he is to the club FFS

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Sorry, just can’t wait. Being over 300 miles away from the action I need any morsel just to keep me going till I can come a see you all at sms.

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LIVE FROM ST. MARYS

I’m down here now clutching camera and autograph book awaiting the arrival of The Premier League’s new sensation, Clod Poole (or someone) after an ITK tip-off from Radio Solent.

The sun has broken through light cloud, (metaphorically and literally) things will be warming up as the morning progresses…I’ll keep you posted…

Can someone come down to take over from me while I hop-off for a quick whizz in the bushes?..can’t hold fire all morning…it’s my age.

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I expect the action will take place at The Training Ground!!

Never mind can you pop into the Club Shop and see if they have many Medium Sash Retro shirts left me ol china?

I have been wondering what hilarious name our Tyrolean chum at The Other Place will come up with for our new manager. I can only think of Clod Pool but I am sure you guys can come up with something better. And there must be a good link somewhere with Liver Puel?

I wonder if those lazily comparing Claude Puel with Remi Garde also judge Pep Guardiola on Pepe Mel being a failure in England…?

Managers should be judged on their own merits, not that of someone who merely shares the same nationality.

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I have searched whole frm, and the only person talking bout Remi Garde, is you MLG!

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Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

I have been wondering what hilarious name our Tyroleon chum at The Other Place will come up with for our new manager. I can only think of Clod Pool but I am sure you guys can come up with something better. And there must be a good link somewhere with Liver Puel?

Clot Pooh-Hell (as, according to French pronunciation sites, his surname is pronounce Poo-el)

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