When I find myself getting angry because Iām having to wait for something, I calm myself down by having an aggressive masturbatory session. This is true of waiting for news of the new manager, the referendum results or shopping at Tescos.
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Has Kelvin always been on the bookies list? 28/1!!! Never gonna happen. Maybe 10 years ago, but not now!
Laurent Blanc no longer manager of PSG.
If I was a conspiricy therorist I would wonder if itās just coinsidence that news comes the same day we reveal we donāt want Pellegrini.
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Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update. 
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
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I admire your open and frank admissions of masturbatory excesses - and the stress relieving properties they provide. However, I am concerned for your vision. As a scientist I appreciate this is bollocks but as a papswebpostman I need to ignore facts and post what I can to ensure vote ups for comedy genius
CUNT!
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I know this is a thread about the new manager but I wondered if you can confirm who may be offered a new contract? Think Shane Long has been mentioned, but I wondered if any youth players have been made offers? Jake Hesketh, Jake Flannigan, Josh Debayo and Alfie Jones for example.
Cheers Jack!
Originally posted by @CINGRAM
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
I know this is a thread about the new manager but I wondered if you can confirm who may be offered a new contract? Think Shane Long has been mentioned, but I wondered if any youth players have been made offers? Jake Hesketh, Jake Flannigan for example.
Cheers Jack!
Please stop derailing the thread. Itās hard enough to keep track of the plight of the sex gerbil and his cohorts gangsta ratmouse and kanga.
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Originally posted by @CINGRAM
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
I know this is a thread about the new manager but I wondered if you can confirm who may be offered a new contract? Think Shane Long has been mentioned, but I wondered if any youth players have been made offers? Jake Hesketh, Jake Flannigan for example.
Cheers Jack!
He probably has as much reliable information regarding that as he had about the managerial appointment. ZERO.
Tho he played it very well I must say.
Youāre an angry little gerbil, arenāt you?
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @Microwaved-Gerbil
Originally posted by @CINGRAM
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
I know this is a thread about the new manager but I wondered if you can confirm who may be offered a new contract? Think Shane Long has been mentioned, but I wondered if any youth players have been made offers? Jake Hesketh, Jake Flannigan for example.
Cheers Jack!
He probably has as much reliable information regarding that as he had about the managerial appointment. ZERO.
Tho he played it very well I must say.
Youāre an angry little gerbil, arenāt you?
Try me on for size big boy and Iāll show you whoās little! 
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Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
More importantlyā¦Hope your Father is ok?
Information re prospective Manager/Coach can change by the minute
Please find out why I did not get a call from Sir Les
Do your best
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @Microwaved-Gerbil
Originally posted by @CINGRAM
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
I know this is a thread about the new manager but I wondered if you can confirm who may be offered a new contract? Think Shane Long has been mentioned, but I wondered if any youth players have been made offers? Jake Hesketh, Jake Flannigan for example.
Cheers Jack!
He probably has as much reliable information regarding that as he had about the managerial appointment. ZERO.
Tho he played it very well I must say.
Youāre an angry little gerbil, arenāt you?
Perhaps he has recently been expelled from someoneās anus with his little tail aflame?
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
CUNT!
Short and to the point as ever Fatso!
Originally posted by @old-ottery
Originally posted by @Jack-Schitt
Iāve just got in, and donāt have time to read everything properly before off to dadās, but from a brief scroll through, I gather that some reports have come out to contradict my sourceās last update.
As for āwhat is going on?ā ā I have no idea, only what I was last given.
Iāll be right on the phone to try and get an answer once Iāve posted.
If it is true that the last post was wrong, I said I would not hide, and here I am. So feel free to dish out whatever you feel is due to me.
I promise Iāll go back through in more detail and read and reply to posts when I get in tonight, and hopefully come armed with a reply from my friend.
In the meantime, Iāll take whatever comes my way.
More importantlyā¦Hope your Father is ok?
Information re prospective Manager/Coach can change by the minute
Please find out why I did not get a call from Sir Les
Do your best
If theyāve overlooked you again Iām handing back my season ticket. How many times, how many times?
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Still plumping for the lack of ambition card, or lack of any real player funding to push on. Managers of course want to push on, not settle for the good of their career
I wonder on the terms we offer, for instance, are we looking for a maximum return for medium or minimal outlay ? It sometimes feels that way, and the more and more its going on it makes me more pessimistic
Ive no doubt we have our targets, but securing them has never been our strength. It seems our top targets have pulled out of the running after speaking to us, the latest potentially being pellegrini
After all we struggle to hold onto top talents or coaches for long at all
Maybe Im being unnecessarily pessimistic, but its an unfortunate reoccuring theme
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Good to see you back Smirks!
Not so good to see this though, I think you are being overly pessimistic here though.
p.s. I wrecked my sodding knee again 
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Jack ha ha you fooled us all yea give this source a ring ha ha and hell say oh big upset with manuel so just cool itsbig news and all good ha ha
