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A nasty tackle?

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A game in hand. :+1:

A tug here and there?

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Any player underperforming will immediately get pulled off.

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One that will be hard to beat

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ā€œThe referee’s a ā€¦ā€

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Talking of ref’s the one in Spain Germany has some SERIOUS hair gel going on

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Easily available emergency lube

If it’s anything but Brylcreem, he’s a poof.

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I used Brilliantine and I am three separate Gorillas.

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My point stands. You can’t buy Brilliantine now, leaving Brylcreem as the only remaining proper no-nonsense masculine hair fixative on the UK market.

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LARD mate, don’t tell me you’ve never used LARD. :+1: :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Of course I have. :unamused:

I couldn’t always afford KY. :cry:

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Ahem…

Yardley London English Lavender Brilliantine, Purple, 80 g (Pack of 1) https://amzn.eu/d/0X0v3XX

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The ref in the England v USA game the other night had no neck…

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And with that Canada result today I am officially out of the sweepstake.

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From your ā€œFavouritesā€ list? :thinking:

Lavender, indeed. :rage: The only scents permissible in men’s products are Old Spice, Brut and Coal Tar.

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If I had the hair :lou_sad:

This is true for manly men.

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Anywhere!

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