It’s like the soundtrack to a porn film now.
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Haaland, 3-2.
Newcastle 3-2 man city 60 mins
3:3 lol
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…not any more.
I was just thinking that Citeh look really up for this.
You can put the sound back on mate, the taters have lit their cigarettes and sound all quiet and subdued 
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Yep they’ve got the tissues out and are mopping up. 
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How crude. 
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I don’t think this red will stand.
I should add that I wish it had, I detest these “professional” fouls.
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That was a red! Hit him just under the knee…that could have had him out for weeks.
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It bloody should, that was a dangerous out of control tackle …
2 feet of the ground right into KDBs knee
Bloody ludicrous descision
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I think the Sky co-commentator is the only one that thinks the overturning of the red card was correct.
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Who was that lad that got sent off against us for a cynical foul? And the red got rescinded after the game? I reckon there’s an argument to allow refs to red card a player for that sort of foul if they think it warranted, and then let the FA rescind it without a suspension. At least the team gets punished during the game.
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I’m going to make a bold prediction here that the ‘usual’ top 6 are all going to struggle (bar Citeh and The Arse) under the weight of their own bloating and gorging on players for far too long.
I don’t believe someone will ‘do a Leicester’ and win (oh I do pray though!), I have a strong feeling in my waters that this year will be a very enjoyable watch for the smaller teams and many a lols for the traditional big teams.
One can only hope!
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My daughter, a red, told me about the Darwin sending off.
This video is a glorious compilation of his shithousing tactics.
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Well, there’s our game plan laid out.
Well seeing as we will be taking on a seemingly wounded beast at next Saturday’s early KO, what does the team here think would serve us well from this evening’s game.
I think a right royal tousing for Manure would be to our advantage. 
if tousing means “fucked up the arse with no lube” then I am with you.
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