I’m a bit concerned that my brain conjured that image at 7 in the morning.
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Here’s Part 1. I’ll ask about Part 2; I’m as broad minded as the next guy, but have to confess to a little concern about the nature of your sordid sexual fantasy.
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In the style of coldwarsteve I would also like to see Jerry Hall in a wingback armchair, her feet resting on the back of an on all fours Keir Starmer.
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I can but try.
Pervert.
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Pot, kettle, black
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Ooo dear Everton have been Slam-Dunked in time added on Toffees 0 - 1 Arston Villa 46mins
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Can’t believe Cash didn’t use his hands to stop that bottle hitting him.
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How poor are Everton? Villa even put D Ings on with 11 mins to go, but still hung on to win.
Brentford v Wolves: Lol - drone stopped play
United score in the 93rd minute of the game to pinch the points from West Ham United…last kick of the match.
Would like to see the VAR offside lines there tbh
Shelvey gave barcodes the lead at leeds
They checked it but didn’t put it in the screen, I thought Cavani was offside myself TBH
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Brentford 1 - 2 Wolves
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Dippers second goal, Firmino well offside and jumping for the ball before it reached Chamberlain. Clearly interfering with play as he unsighted the defenders behind him.
If that had been us, or Palace, they wouldn’t have hesitated before chalking it off. But because it’s a top 6 side, VAR took the most cursory of looks and said he didn’t interfere with play.
I’m giving this up as a bad job, can’t be bothered with the second half.
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I’m an born optimist so I’m hanging in there…heyyyyy as I type Palarse score.
Game on! 
The Dippers have got a VAR cunting penalty. No way but this is a top 6 award…and they score.
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Absolutely ridiculous decision, Jota lost the ball, saw the keeper and ran into him, how they could deem that a “clear and obvious error” is beyond me.
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