Gabriel off crocked after 14m
My FPL team says
Turgid but Arse score
Wolves q-] up v Wet Spam
Forest 1-0 v Utd Elanga ran 80 yards from a Utd corner to score
He cost less than 2 Ross Stewarts
Saka was on the bench gor arse after injury
I picked Ismail Sarr to sign for my FPL team.
Saka obv came on after 65 minutes
And scores
2-0 arse
What’s that?
1st asdist in 16 games for Cole Palmer?
And I unbenched him this week.
1-0 chelsea
VAR vheck gor a 2nd Chelsea goal slower tgan my stream.
But offside in the build up
Took 4 minutes Ffs
Spurs equalise
VAR gonna be busy again
So 2 cracking screamers disallowed.
Tbh this one could have been a red card. Spurs will say never a foul etc.
Gonna kick off
That was so easy to spot on VAR but took the ref about 10 replays on the screen to confirm the knee crunching foul…red card for me…reckless challenge.
The Arse should be 1 up at Goodison after a minute
Sterling dives blatantly, ignored by ref. So he gets up and immediately dives over again, once more ignored. Actually comical to watch. 
Neverton go one down to a Trossard goal.
Oh dear, how sad etc etc. 
If that was a penalty i am a fucking Pompey supporter
He picked the wrong man. He’s got a button on his left shoulder that retracts both legs.
The away supporters singing we love the Arse
I bet they do
Fulham 3-1 up against dippers having been 1 down
Final score Fulham 3 Dippers 2
We want…
1.m 20s the player i transferred in to my FPL crosses goal Murphy
LCFC 0 Barcodes 0
Assist Tino
0-2
Schar hits bar from 50 yards keeper beaten.
Rebound to unmarked Murphy
0-3
Damn at least we looked like we were trying
Guardian Fotball Weekly saying at least Saints are competing in matches, whereas Leicester are beaten before the start.
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I was retired years before he was born.
Cov v Skates. 94th minute. Enjoy.
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I am retired I just still go to work and get paid for it 
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The Government are paying me to stay at home. I’m unemployable apparently.