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Linus Wahlqvist submitted his entry for the worst penalty of all time on Friday night but he’s got some way to go to matching some of these abominations.
Wahlqvist’s half-hearted Panenka was easily saved by England Under 21s goalkeeper Jordan Pickford during the Young Lions’ Euro 2017 clash with Sweden.
However bad the aimless chip down the middle was, though, these efforts from the likes of Robert Pires, David Beckham and Roberto Baggio were considerably worse.
Jason Puncheon stepped up to take an eighth minute penalty for Crystal Palace against Tottenham at White Hart Lane.
But what happened next would no doubt have taken some time to get over. Puncheon blazed the shot high and quite remarkably wide.
‘Sometimes you just want to curl up in a ball, but you need to stand up and be counted,’ Puncheon told the Telegraph about it a year later. ‘The best way I could respond was with my feet.’
Arsenal were only leading 1-0 at the time, but that didn’t stop Pires and Thierry Henry attempting perhaps the most bizarre (and cocky) penalty of Premier League history.
Having already scored from the spot, Pires stepped up again to double the Gunners’ lead. But instead of shooting, Pires and Henry hatched a plan that would see the former roll the ball into the latter’s path. Needless to say, it didn’t work. Moral of the story: when you win a penalty…shoot.
In the same ilk as Puncheon’s dismal attempt on Saturday. Left footed. High and wide to the goalkeeper’s right.
Only this time there was a trophy at stake. Cardiff and Liverpool had drawn 2-2 in the Carling Cup final after a pulsating 120 minutes.
Steven Gerrard had missed Liverpool’s first penalty, Kenny Miller followed suit for the Bluebirds. Adam stepped up to put the Merseysiders ahead. Oh…
Dubbed as the ‘the easiest save from a penalty ever’, Nevin’s tame attempt has become a big internet hit.
Luckily for the Scotsman, Chelsea were already 4-0 up thanks to a Kerry Dixon hat-trick and another from Keith Jones.
So there was very little pressure on Nevin as he stepped up - and it showed as he simply side-footed his kick straight at Alex Williams.
Williams probably had time to jog back to the dressing room, have a cup of tea and and still return to his goal in time to save Nevin’s kick.
There’s a time and place to try a ‘Panenka’ penalty. A play-off semi-final second leg penalty shoot-out isn’t the time or the place.
Kermogrant, playing for Leicester at the time, learned that the hard way. After six successful consecutive penalties, Kermogrant stepped up to put the Foxes 4-3 ahead.
But instead of putting his foot through the ball, he attempted a cheeky chip that goalkeeper David Marshall, even though he began diving to his right, easily saved.
Oh well, Yann, only a place in the Premier League and £90million at stake.
Not the most high-profile penalty miss, but without doubt the most comical.
Following a goalless draw against Whitley Bay, the Lancaster City stepped up to take a penalty in the ensuing shoot-out.
Or maybe ‘stepped up’ is too loose a term. As he ran up to take the kick he somehow tripped, stumbled a little bit before making virtually no contact with the ball.
Enough contact, however, for the ball to trickle over (just) the six yard line. To make matters worse for Devine, Lancaster went on to lose the shoot-out.
This isn’t the worst miss on our countdown but it was definitely the costliest.
Chelsea skipper Terry had the chance to win the Champions League for his side in rain-soaked Moscow but, after slipping as he struck the ball, his effort clipped the outside of Edwin Van Der Sar’s left-hand post.
We all know what happened next. Nicolas Anelka fluffed his spot-kick and Manchested lifted their second European crown under Sir Alex Ferguson.
Terry - and thousands of fans in blue - were left in tears.
The former Real Madrid midfielder managed two high-profile blunders in quick succession, blasting over in a vital Euro 2004 qualifier against Turkey in October 2003 and then against Portugal at the tournament itself just eight months later.
After successfully negotiating their first - and so far only - penalty shoot-out win against Spain in the quarter-finals, England were faced with another spot-kick lottery in the semi-finals.
Even on home soil, England couldn’t overcome Germany as Gareth Southgate’s unconvincing effort was easily saved by Oliver Khan.
Andreas Moller then stepped up to put the Germans into the final, which they duly won against the Czech Republic.
Five goals from Baggio had helped Italy into the World Cup final but that couldn’t stop him from turning from hero to villain with just one swipe of his right boot.
The pony-tailed one saw his effort fly well over the bar, allowing Brazil to capitalise and lift another World Cup.
It might have only been a friendly, but Lineker’s weak effort is one of the worst seen in an England shirt. And that’s saying something.
After being brought down, the striker stepped up to score his 49th goal for the Three Lions but saw his shot easily gathered by Brazil keeper Carlos.
Lineker failed to score in his next four England appearances as his international career came to an end.
Baggio helped end the 1994 World Cup with an awful penalty but the tournament also began with a dodgy spot-kick when Diana Ross took part in the opening ceremony.
The singer scuffed her kick wide but that didn’t stop the goal exploding. Embarrassing.
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