Iāll mainly be producing sprout generated methaneā¦.
I call bullshit - given how many animals have given their lives for our dinner itās got to be way more
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Absolutely true
The thing is that itās not all produced on Xmas day - most of it is created months if not years before.
Typical ethical Xmas posturing by the Grauniad (& other ānewsā outlets).
The journos are winding down for the next week or so and produced these sort of articles back in the summer and created their own greenhouse gases at the time.
Yeah but most of the rest of the World do it tonight or in Novemberā¦
Courses 6 & 7 arriving.
3rd bottle of wine almost gone.
my plan for Mohitos later will finally get rid of an awful cheap French White Rum I got given couple of years ago
1.5 hours until Kevin sam w domu and thdy all hunjer down with the rest of the Natio
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Sobriety ended in real time posting? 
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Neighbours and family have been fucked off out
Carrots are cooking away in a pound of butter
And we are tucking into the good stuff before everyone turns up tomorrow and gets their snorkels in it
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New one on me - What are carrots cooked in a pound of butter called - apart from the obvious?
Do these and you will never cook carrots any other way at Christmas again
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Heart attack on a plate 
Iām roasting mine in clarified butter tomorrow slong with Parsnips & Spuds
They will also get some boiled ones in their frozen mixed veg selection
But i am going for pan fried sprouts with bacon & a Port Jus this year
4 bottles of Prosecco some very nice & for here expensive Georgian White snaffled from a wine festival and more Mohitos.
Trying to make sure I get most of the Tawny Port
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I will be partaking of
Suckling pig, roast beef, boiled lobster, mussels, calamari, fried rice, assorted vegetables, chips, cold meats, cheese and crackers
Non alcoholic beer
Non alcoholic wine
more assorted soft drinks
Fresh fruit
Ice cream
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We do have an M&S Christmas Pudding 
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There corrected it for you
Weāre slumming it with Waitrose this year - not a problem as I hate the stuff.
Although obviously somone has a hand made celebrity chef smoker in a ā¦
No doubt served with hand pulled fresh Guernsey Dairy Creamā¦
We may get a dodgy sponge cake with merry Xmas written on it
Thatās why they only get done once a year !
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A heart attack once a year - some stamina there
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Bloody New Village Vicar is fvcking Woke.
Place is up in arms.
Christmas Eve Midnight Mass was at 10pm tonightā¦
Gave me & Kitten time to get tge Turkey (yes defrosted) out the wrapping, wash dry and dry brine ot with an infusion of Sea Salt with Sesame & Oregano.
I think Iāll have a Vodkaā¦
Merry Christmas you brilliant idiots
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Burglars Paradise in the grounds outside of Cobham Towers.
Not seen a 4x4 all day. Only us and a neighbour have lights on.
Right, time to tool up and go shopping
Any orders?