I have never actually seen the video for this song, my good lord that is worse than the JackieDP one, seriously…
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I’ve watched it 4 times now. It could go on the strangely compelling thread.
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Just programmed Alexa to turn on the Christmas lights only if you shout “It’s christmas” like Noddy Holder
Ayatollah is not amused
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Jesus.
And for my next trick…
When she asks Alexa to play Christmas music - she is going to get Pantera’s Fucking hostile at volume 10
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Can you program it so every time she shouts “off” it replies “up? Ok” and proceedes to increase the volume?
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Lol - I will have a look
That’s shite, sorry to hear that. Condolences to all.
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Selotape is a pain in the balls. I generally only use it once a year and got so fed up with always trying to find the end that i went out and bought one of those little serrated edge dispensers. Excellent! When i finished wrapping the presents, i went to put it away in the drawer where i saw the two other serrated edge dispensers i have then remembered buying during the last two years before Xmas.
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I once got a nasty cut from those serrated edges.
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It’s a specialist piece of equipment for sure and should be approached with caution. For me this is also true when deciding Mrs NB’s Xmas present. I always struggle with which fabric to choose for the ironing board cover.
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How can you get Hayfever when it is below freezing outside ffs.
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I seem to be having an allergic reaction of some kind as my eyes are red and watering… not sure if its something i have eaten or what…
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The aircon in my office has dried my lenses out, I’m having to blink a lot to get moisture into them…
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Ffs phil
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A bit of a moment…
My first Choinka.
Actually 1st proper 1 in 10 years.
1st proper one in 25 years to not already be over 6 weeks dead.
Now to go valet the boss’s car…
Oh, no idea how it compares to UK but it cost £16.
Skankier ones were £10 that height
Bloody hell, Santa already been to yours I see… bloody southerners, you even get Santa first…
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Neighbours just rocked up with a bottle of Jim Bean to christen the tree. Seems it’s a thing.
I’m working early sticking to beer!!
Oh and…
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Work’s secret santa bought me chocolates I cannot eat.
Going to give them to someone else.