Where you have forty football teams and you write your name underneath and then scratch off the silver foil revealing the football team. and if your name is written in that football teams square you win.
Now as I am running the competition I will take the last square or the last 2.
Now they are accusing the game of being rigged because I won the second card that went around.
Ten minutes from the death zone when half the street descends upon us, fucks up the house and then we have 1 hour to get it back to the Ayatollah’s exacting level before the family turn up demanding to be fed
I apologise in advance for the fractious nature of future posts today - I am claiming diminished responsibility and justifiable homicide
Merry Christmas one and all.
I have managed to wake up with one of those vomiting bugs, and the chain on Mrs P_F’s actual necklace thing present was broken.
Wonderful
I’d drown my sorrows but Mother in Law is in the Bathroom…
Apologies to all, your gifts have only just arrived so I didn’t have time to wrap and send them out. I promise they’ll be with you in due course, but in the meantime as it’s Christmas Day here’s a sneak preview…
