Interesting that John Lewis seem to have taken on board the criticism of recent “woke” Christmas adverts. Theirs is the polar opposite, which is rather refreshing. 
8,000 feet of snow & Mrs P_F is insisting we catch a bus into Town to do Christmas market and stuff.
Where the fvck are my Thermals???
Write 100 lines …
“Remember to turn the volume down on Scotty’s videos you idiot”
1 Like
Aldi have managed to get the line “huge Willy” in theirs
1 Like
I apologise humbly, Saint CD. It was intended as a response to the appalling slurs on my character voiced by @Cobham-Saint , @Goatboy and @PhilippineSaint from which I’m still recovering. 
1 Like
What slur is that then please elaborate 
Hmmm 3-pin plug in Germany?
What else would you expect at an “English Market”.
But you don’t get 2-pin plugs at a “German Market” 
Now that we’re well into December I think this now seems appropriate.
1 Like
Weird I’ve got that picture on my home office wall - without the words….
Would never have taken it as a festive picture, but there again I’m not an expert 
Fuckin’ 'ell just take it in the spirit it was offered. I had a few left over from a couple of years ago so I’ve decided to save the planet and recycle them. 
Oh, so it wasn’t the highly exclusive limited luxury edition print it was made out to be…… 
Edit: I want my money back. Oh, wait…. 
You had the deluxe signed edition by original photographer Willem Van der Poll. I still have a crippled hand from signing and numbering all three hundred thousand copies.
The one above is an AI version of an original so think yourself lucky.
1 Like
Tbf if you’d had your reading glasses on when you selected the number of copies when you were printing them off at the local library……do I need to say more?
It was a happy mistake, after all I only had two left and at a fiver a copy minted it for Christmas 2021.
Only Matt Hancock made more money ripping off the public that year.
1 Like
