Boxing day in GB householdâŚ
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Please donât ask for a username change.
Evening all, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health!
These days people donât spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random messages and send it on, pretending it is their own.
So, after all weâve been though together this year, I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018!
You are the best gymnastics group that Glasgow could ask for.
Best wishes, Helen
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For the love of God!
This is ONLY the 4th course?
EIGHT more dishes to go?!
âIts ok honey, we take a break for some cakes nowâ
Aaaaarrgghh
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WTAF is that? A fish shaped battered turd? 
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You canât Polish a turd Cob.
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But you can roll it in glitter.
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Good health?
Are you sure youâre posting this on the right site? This is Sotonians, dammit, and while there have been many changes, one of the constants is that weâve been wankered throughout.
I have no paperwork to back this up, but I like to think that at least one Sotonian has been intoxicated or recovering from intoxination at any given time.
A bit like an Olympic torch carried by farmer-accented piss artists.
Happy Christmas all. 2020 has been a horror. One of the few strands of normality left to us was this place. Thank you all for keeping me sane.
Wibble
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You batter the cunt and leave its eyes in so it can watch you eat it in death.
@BTripz - can we get this man a badge for least festive contribution please? 
Funeral tomorrow. Philâs bog. Family only. Please send toilet paper instead of money
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Yassir, done sirâŚ
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Sotonians.
Perpetually pissed since 2015.
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Itâs Xmas Eve and Mrs_CS and YoungAdult#1 have cracked open the Baileys and are making cocktails, presumably to try and make it drinkable.
Currently on some sort of Martini thing (Baileys, vodka and espresso)
Next theyâre going onto something called an Irish Cactus. Judging by the state of the worm in the tequila bottle theyâll be comatose by 9pm 
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I reckon Kathie likes a bevvie.
Iâve thiefed the bottle of Rum out of the oh-so-secret hiding place. To be fair, Iâd already thiefed a bit last night, so it was easier to thief the bottle in its entirety, move it to the garage, away from prying eyes.
Gingora would have pulled me on a diminished bottle. She wonât notice the absence of one. Win win, as they say.
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Lady Slowane, myself, Sir Basil, Chambers and all the staff at âSlowlane Mansionâ would like to wish you all the very best for Christmas and the coming year.
If any of you find yourself in Hospitality at St Marys please feel free to wave to us from a distance.
Stay safe. 
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Sheâll notice an inebriated you passed out on the garage floor with an empty bottle by your side. She may put 2+2 together 
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Another film Iâve never watchedâŚ
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WHAT???
Jeez.
Mrs P_Fâs BFF is round. Iâm now onto Die Hard 2.