I went in to pick her up got 3 presents in 20 minutes.
More shockingly we had a list of things we couldnt find - and apart from as expected Water Biscuits/Crackers.
We found
Black Treacle
Almond Marzipan
Cranberry Sauce
Sarsons Malt Vinegar
Maraschino Cherries
Walkers Shortbread Biscuits
200ml bottle of Brandy
And 25% discount promo on the actual bottle of Malt Whisky I wanted
Equally funny was when she read the Christmas Cake recipe, how many days it will take to make followed by KOURVA! We need 150ml of Brandy. #smug
I’m not using Amazon at all. I try and buy from high street retailers as much as possible as i’d quite like a town centre to survive, albeit the omens are not good.
However, i have to sign up to Amazon Prime this weekend for a free trial to get access to the saints games that bezos has chosen to show over the festive period. Presumably i have to order some shite to get it, but i will feel dirty doing it, especially as it is likely to be old copies of The Best of Mayfair as an Xmas present to myself.
Honestly, some people are so touchy. I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army soup kitchen.
All I said was, “Come on, hurry up, some of us have got homes to go to”.
Deccies are finally going up this weekend. We have three trees this year of a size. Ginge has finally got the seven footer she’s been wanting for years.
I’m talking trees of course. She’s still marrying a short-arse.
I the lights up outside yesterday and we did the inside decorations today for the Young Master’s triumphant return (the dinlo will be arriving late as he overslept and missed his original train )
A whole classier operation this year, don’t get me wrong the Disney/kids tree out the back put Ali G to shame for bling but overall a more classy look, still bling mind to many.
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