Get a proper pairā¦the backs always get trodden down anyway.
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Moroccan slippers - Mrs Waylander loves 'em
They always fall off.
You should consider getting him a pair of martial arts shoes instead.
He can be Marshall Law Jones then.
Martial arts shoes? Youāre tekken the piss right?
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Nah, I think theyāre a good alternative. He can stand out on the balcony like Daniel-san practicing the crane kick.
Youāre wax-on lyrical about these shoes but Iām not convinced.
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Sunday. Mrs P_F day off. Time together.
Except she has fvcked off the the Mall Xmas shopping without āwhat are your plansā?
She calls for a lift home. Um no, Iām watching football. Make her wait.
Pick her up.
She gets home. Sister in Law gave wrong sizes she has to go back. No Iām watching rugby then F1.
Compromise go when rugby ends.
England equalise to send game to extra time with 20 seconds to go.
I miss extra time. England win.
I am starting to get p1ssed off with Xmas.
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Xmas has taken a new turn this year
Every year the Ayatollah buys a bottle of baileys And when it turns up I throw out the bottle from last year with three quarters left
Here we are on the 6th and she has already boshed a litre of it
Does not compute
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6th December is St Nicholas day here.
Look who showed up!
Kids get their presents. Santa got a cookie
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I failed the interview btw
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Thought you were going to shave?
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She has been locked in with you for the best part of a year? 
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Could she have developed a drink problem during the lockdown? 
Yes, but he didnāt say what he was going to shave.
Or who would do it?
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Ewwww
Ewwww
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No waitā¦
Tomorrow honest.
I have a hall pass. Mrs P_F wants to see what it looks like turned from Clooney in his new Netflix movie to normal Clooney, so a trip into town tomorrow, see if I can find any Xmas goodies in the main Mall & visit the Whisky Barbers.
Yeah a trim & a shot
No waitā¦