That brought back some memories. When my daughter was about nine or ten her music teacher chose an instrument for each pupil to learn, which they took home with instructions to practise for 30 minutes every day. My daughterâs instrument was the violin! The teacher was actually a good mate, we played cricket for the same team. He thought it was hilarious, the funniest thing ever. Oh how we laughed. Well he did anyway!
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Brings back the days of Pre-TeenageMutant#1
Oh, how we tease her
She still plays as YoungAdult#1 but a LOT better thank fuck.
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The Ayatollah has produced a beer advent calendar
Unfortunately brewdog made it
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Punk Ipa really is the most insipid piss
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Frozen II Pajamas, hat, gloves & Snood for Granddaughter on way with Batman hat, gloves & Snood for Grandson.
InshâAllah 2 weeks.
Signed copy of Augustâs Childrens book of the month ordered for posting in the UK with personalised message for him as well.
Range of My First Xmas gear including a Reindeer Onesy, hat body warmer & thermal top on way to 6 mth old Grandson in Germany.
Mrs P_F is getting nothing.
Cooker, glasses, car & sofa unit covered that.
Sorted. Feet up time
Thank fuck for Amazon. Who needs Covid-19 as an excuse to do their Xmas shopping online - for yet another year⌠
Really very nicely doneâŚ
https://music.apple.com/gb/album/memories-single/1515467688
This is the embed code below if Bob can get it to workâŚ
As tempting as that is, I fear it will be a one use item after my drunken family have hosed it down.
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What a crap idea.
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I see what you did there!
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Just curious. What proportion of the GB family Christmasâ end in drunken arguments?
Because I tried that straight from the off shit once and it was not a jolly Christmas.
Earliest drink is now the Christmas meal. Mandated by papfam.
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I find that a steady hum of booze throughout the day works for me.
No arguing allowed on Christmas day.
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So I need a new pair of slippers, Mrs BTripz has asked if I can wait 3 weeks.
She then gets upset when I tell her what will happen to the slippers and where they will be put , if she gets me a pair as a presentâŚ
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She has probably decided that the PS5 is your present
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Iâm similar. My birthday is next week and slippers are at the top of the list. Mine are falling off my feet.
If the birthday fairy doesnât bring new ones Iâve threatened to go to the supermarket to do the weekly shop wearing the current ones gaffa taped up & wearing my Saints onesie
Whoâs going to recognise me with a mask onâŚbeing the only Saints fan in the village 
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